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3198397 2007 年 12 月 03 日 23:13 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (6) Category: Some touch
1 times when you suddenly feel stomach pain shopping, so you can eat into the corner of the 199 pot shops, would like to take a toilet to use, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to the second floor, second floor is also decorated the empty nothing, but found to have a toilet door close * fault to be repaired, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he Panax twenty-first, anyway, no one around , Tuoliaokuzai squatted on toward the toilet, break Para ... ... thrilled! ! After I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how suddenly deserted it? ? Even the waiters and reception were gone ... ... So I approached the counter, and asked: :
1: male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew a line, said: , bitter woman hit man a slap:
the next day for men and women sleeping in one room as usual woman drew a line warning, the men had a lesson last night going over the line, the result is nervous and failed. After dawn, the woman had hit the man a slap, said:
2: In the hospital, a baby boy, the child born on the back just to speak, the children said: Children said: Children said:
3: to visit a prostitute chicken kangaroos and frogs, kangaroos Sanxialiangxia bin, just listen to frogs next night one two three Hey! One two three Hey! Kangaroo envy the next day, the kangaroo said:
4: I saw a look in the supermarket that day is not a reply to post, he quietly put his hand on D bar code scanners, we saw the screen displays: Pig 8 yuan, he thought the machine breaks down, moving their faces in the past, The results displayed on the screen: 5 yuan Zhu Tourou
5: elephant asked the camel: 'how your Mimi Zhang in the back? 'Camel said:' dead away, I do not, and penis Zhang speech in the face of things!
6: Kindergarten female teachers lead students to swim, inadvertently exposing an X Mao, a student asked: teacher, what is it ah? female teachers to pull a heartless, said: thread!
7: The little girl is always the little boy showing off his new toy. the little boy had no choice but took off his pants, said: And you never have! girls take off pants, said: My mother said as long as this, you that How much how much stuff!
8: a line of prostitutes in the street waiting for passengers, a woman saw the eighties, and asks: What are you waiting for? Prostitutes snappily said: so lollipop! The old woman also joined the ranks of such line of sugar, the results were arrested note,团购导航, note the old woman asked: Do you have competent teeth gone? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick it! ! !
9: driver to take the leadership to participate in a variety show, leading into the venue, the driver stopped by security, the driver said: I told the leadership of a system, security, said: chicken X is a system with eggs, chickens, X entered, eggs get inside?