Ten per cent of happiness is a joke
 

1. Handover party, Hu Jintao shook ... Andy Lau Kam hand ... 9 seconds ...? Hu: I know you! Liu hear the tears. Hu continued: Jacky Cheung you call it? Song has to sing you to hear just fine. Liu also tears: Thank you, Chairman Mao!


2. Time someone introduced me to his girlfriend, the two of us sat on a park bench. She and I said a lot.
I do not know what she said. She looked after me, asked me: >

3. once accompanied friends to the mall to buy pants, friends turn for a long time did not see a favorite.
I said:
we went to bargain, do not talk about for a long time, how much.
I said: Can you send me a cap?
girlfriend said: To her home. Her parents open the door.
I saw them I said: the Office of Academic Affairs, on the one teacher said, said:
quite excited to see him, I asked: up.
After a while I said: front, a friend said:

8. a freshman in the fight to the homes
Office Tel: course, you can arrange your time to study hall.
boss: !