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[size=9pt]"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"color brick[/size][size=9pt]"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."[/size][size=9pt]Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.[/size][size=9pt]"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"color tile[/size]