Arnold Schwarzenegger wears 'I Survived Maria' T-shirt
 

So Arnold. You publicly humiliated your wife by knocking up the maid (wear a condom with the help, man, Jesus), the public kind of thinks you’re a scumbag, you put your career on hiatus, and even your kids didn’t seem too happy with you for a while. What’s your plan to turn your image around? Lay low for a while? Visit an orphanage? <a href="http://www.bikinis2011sale.com/dg-bikini-c-39.html"><strong>bikinis online</strong></a> Buy a tiny dog like Mickey Rourke? …What’s that? You say you want to wear an “I Survived Maria” t-shirt for the paparazzi? Those were last words of Arnold’s publicist before she blew her brains out, as I imagine it. In any case, in case you can’t tell, the shirt says ‘I Survived Maria’, with 2007 – 2010 on the back. Apparently when the Governator left office, Maria’s Office of the First Lady staff made the shirts as a joke. The original shirt reads “2007 – 2010.” Arnold’s shirt has been edited: “2007 1977 – 2010.” 1977 is when Arnold and Maria <a href="http://www.bikinis2011sale.com/ralph-lauren-bikini-c-43.html"><strong>ralph lauren bikini</strong></a> started dating. [Gawker] I’m not sure it’s considered “surviving” a relationship when you spend the whole time jizzing inside <a href="http://jamianhudson.com/displayimage.php?pos=-67"><strong>2010 All Star Ryan Braun 8 Milwaukee Brewers Blue MLB Jerseys ...</strong></a> every Mexican that blips onto your heat vision grid like the Predator. There’s a remote possibility that this is just an old shirt and not at all a statement, but even so. Throw it away, man. No good can come of it. And that’s true of pretty much any novelty t-shirt. Well, except for “ARNOLD IS NUMERO UNO.” That one’s still awesome. [pics via TMZ, obviously]