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Old 04-09-2011, 10:16 AM   #2
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on her husband to get up: get up, get up, do not you get up early today to meet Well said.

wife: Do not talk, I go to sleep.

Husband: fast from it, to should not be late.

Wife: You do not touch me! I want to sleep! !

wife: Yeah! Are the late! How did you call me! ! !





on his wife to eat: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest.

Husband: I do not like plum.

Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me,new balance mens!

Husband: This fish is very good to eat,new balance outlet, come.

Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, who eat!

husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?

wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I'm clean, how can you than you hold anything against me? !





divorce his wife: If we divorced,new new balance shoes, the house belongs to me, my money I have to take.

Husband: What about my money?

Wife: Your money is my money, what is your money!

wife: Also, your monthly income after divorce have to give me 80%. Ah, if you marry again, then I became 60%.

husband: my wife, I will not divorce you!





on housework and her husband: We divide the job into home.

wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work,new balance 574, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... ...

husband: this right.

Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, electric irons ... ...

husband: this ... ... OK,Professional Fitness Training - Qzone log!

wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live,The 100 should be blurted out in English - Qzone log, buy groceries, utility bills, take the newspaper milk ... ...

Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing?

Wife: Do not worry ah. So much smoke in the kitchen, can destroy the skin, and cooking with your kid.

Husband: You tell me you do it.

wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ... be good





wife about the child: we want a child.

Husband: OK.

Wife: Do you like our children?

Husband: Yes.

Wife: No! You have a person like me!

Husband: Well, well, for a person like you.

Wife: That my child how can you not like ah!

husband: we still do not have to children.





wife on the water: her husband, I want to drink!

Husband: I'll keep on doing.

Husband: hey, this cup is not in your hand Well, did not see?

wife: Yes, I just want you to me.





on the leadership of his wife: I am not a leader on the outside, at home and have to be leaders. You're out is to lead, must be led at home.

Husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it?

wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng,- [] О `., What kind of man! You .....





wife on the bed: we cover the double was it.

Husband: Do not! That the next morning to all wrapped on you. I did cover none. Or build your own bar, and my heart at ease.

Wife: Well, you are yourself cover, until tomorrow morning I still have to be wrapped to go!





on the center of his wife: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center.

husband: I have been in our family center.

wife: you can be my center of that center than important.

Husband: Why?

Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid.





wife on the phone: Why do not you call me? !

Husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, or I'll call you.

wife: I have said,new balance shoes, may I changed my mind. Women have the privilege to change his mind.

husband: Do you change your mind did not tell me it!

wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart is not shared, and looking to play





on the opposite ###### Wife: I have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me.

Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend.

Wife: No!

Husband: Why Yes I know I not.

wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. Your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not conducive to family stability.

husband: I have acting by little.

wife: a man, and woman as acting by a small, loss of nerve to say you!





take things on his wife: the bag you carry it with me.

Husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it?

wife: I was holding it for you! 100 kilos you do, I will get something better than what you get heavier.
Husband: I take `!!!!!!!





wife on a walk: Let Walking to the piece of road it has been.

Husband: too far to get there, now that we can not go back.

Wife: OK, you back I'm back.

husband:




about the affair his wife: now play the old TV affair, you say, you have an affair it?

Husband: no.

Wife: Why?

husband: Do you have a regret I had enough, never again to be the second!
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