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About unreasonable

Husband: You do not unreasonable.

wife: I've never talked to you science, home is not unreasonable place. Say you are a man, also older than I do, you have to me.



husband about money: After I earned in proportion to your , and I also earned a little more than to stay too long, so I tend to be positive.

wife: good.

Husband: I'll give you what percentage?

wife: one hundred and twenty percent.




wife on the idea: Let's go play.

Husband: Well, you say where to go.
wife: I have a mind to say to you also!

Husband: I'm out of ideas you never agree.

wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea of ​​ah, and what is perfunctory! You have to stop there idea, until I satisfied.

on the center

Wife: I have been in our family center in your I am also able to house the center.

husband: I have been in our family center.

wife: you can be my center of that center than important.

Husband: Why?

Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid.



wife on the mood: I work on the bad mood, it will reduce the quality of our marriage.

Husband: I will work mood is not good.

Wife: No, you have heart, tolerance better than me. Because you are taller than I am big, big heart than me!




wife on the clothes: the clothes look good?

husband: good-looking.

wife: you turn me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home ... ...

wife: that clothes look good?

husband: does not look good.

wife: you will not want to buy me!



take things on his wife: the bag you carry it with me.

Husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it?

wife: I was holding it for you! You have 100 kilos of it, I get something more than what you get heavier.



on his wife to eat: I eat the plum in half, very good food, you eat the rest.

Husband: I do not like plum.

Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me!

Husband: This fish is very good to eat, come.

wife: You have to dirty chopsticks touched, who eat!

husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?

wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I'm clean, how can you than you hold anything against me? !




wife on the water: her husband, I want to drink !

Husband: I'll keep on doing. Hey, this cup is not in your hand Well, did not see?

wife: Yes, I just want you to me.



wife on the phone: Why do not you call me? !

Husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, or I'll call you.

wife: I have said, may I changed my mind. Zhang said: Women have the right to change his mind.

husband: Do you change your mind did not tell me it!

wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart is not interlinked.



on washing her husband: for a while you do the dishes?

wife: good.

husband: how not move ah?

wife: I have a headache.

Husband: lazy dead, do not let you wash your headache.

wife: Really! The thought of washing I get a headache.



wife on a walk: walk to a piece of the road we have it.

Husband: too far to get there, now that we can not go back.

Wife: OK, you carry me back.



on housework and her husband: We divide the job into home.

wife: good. First, the dirty work was a man do it. Such as grazing / toilet brush / clear the table ... ...

husband: this right.

wife: men outside, women inside. And outsiders dealing with your kid, buy food, pay the water bill, take the newspaper and milk.

husband: this. . . OK!

Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, Iron ... ...

Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing?
Wife: Do not worry, ah, so much smoke in the kitchen, can destroy the skin, and you do have to cook it.

Husband: You tell me you do it.
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ...



wife on the opposite ######: I can have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me.

Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend.

Wife: No!

Husband: Why Yes I know I not.

wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. Your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous, and your noisy called, is not conducive to family stability.

husband: I have acting by little.

wife: a man, and woman as acting by a small, loss of nerve to say you!



on the affair his wife: now play the old TV affair, you say, you will have an affair it?

Husband: no.

Wife: Why?

husband: Do you have a regret I had enough, never again to be the second! !

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on the bed (a)

Husband: You are so mean and how it accounts for the earth child!

Wife: Of course, I have to stand up, have to stretch it!

on the bed (b)

Wife: We cover the double was it.

Husband: Do not! That the next morning to all wrapped on you. I did cover none. Or build your own bar, and my heart at ease.

Wife: Well, you are yourself cover, until tomorrow morning I still have to be wrapped to go!



on her husband to get up: get up, get up, do not you get up early today to meet Well said. ;

Wife: Do not waste me, I go to sleep.

Husband: Get up now, it will be late.

Wife: You do not touch me! I would also like to sleep on it! !

wife: Yeah! Are late! How can you not call me? !

eat

on his wife: her husband, let's go there to eat ah, what to eat?

Husband: What do you want?

Wife: What have I decided to, ah, then I would also like you to do? Casual, eat what you eat

husband: that we went to eat XXX XXX it

wife: furious , and eat this, ah, you get a little creative

angry every time so I want to get angry about the true

If

Wife: You see the girl more beautiful.

Husband: What nice ah.

Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I are keeping!

Husband: pretty nice.

Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to ignore me?



wife about the child: we want a child.

Husband: OK.

Wife: Do you like our children?

Husband: Yes.

Wife: No! You have a person like me!

Husband: Well, well, I like you a man.

Wife: That my child how can you not like Ah!

husband: we still do not have to children.



divorce his wife: If we divorced, the house belongs to me, my money I have to take .

Husband: What about my money?

Wife: Your money is my money, what is your money!

wife: well, divorce After your monthly income, to give me 80%. Ah, if you marry again, then I became 60%.

husband: my wife, I will not divorce you!



about the female equality of husband: said gender equality, we have to home is not equal equality?

Wife: OK ah. Woman men bully you bullied several thousand years. So we have to bully the bully you for thousands of years, it is true equality. But wait, then a few thousand years, our family had to equality.



wife of happiness: You married I was not particularly happy ah?

husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work, toss the same old people, how happy I ah.

wife: This is your happy ah. I'm not unreasonable to contrasting tolerance of your generosity; I do not work to train you, so-called hearts are more than the body, so strong you do not please; I toss, you just full of life colorful, you see, your marriage life difficult for other families like What it monotonous