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Old 05-24-2011, 04:17 AM   #1
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About unreasonable
Husband: You do not unreasonable.
wife: I've never talked to you science, home is not unreasonable place. Say you are a male, also 8 months than I do, you must let me.


husband about money: After I acquired in proportion to give you, and I also earned a little more than stay too long, so I have more eagerness.
wife: good.
Husband: I'll give you what percentage?
wife: an hundred and twenty percentage.


wife on the idea: Let's work activity.
Husband: Well, you say where to go.
wife: I have a idea to say to you also!
Husband: I'm out of minds you never admit.
wife: I do not agree with what is shrieked the idea of ​​ah, and what is perfunctory! You have to stop there idea, until I satisfied.

Center
on his wife: I have been in our kin center in your family merely also to me as the center.
husband: I have been in our family center.
wife: you can be my center of that heart than essential.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're equitable a kid.


wife on the mood: I work on the bad mood, will reduce the quality of our marriage.
Husband: I will work mood is not good.
Wife: No, you have heart, tolerance better than me. Because you are taller than I am big, huge heart than me!


wife on the clothes: the clothes look good? Husband: agreeable.
wife: you turn me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home ... ...
wife: that clothes look good?
husband: does not look good.
wife: you will not want to purchase me!


take asset on his wife: the sack you carry it with me.
Husband: I took 4 bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it?
wife: I was holding it because you,GHD Leopard Grain! You have 100 kilos of it, I get someone more than what you get heavier.

eat
on his wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the recess.
Husband: I do not like plum.
Wife: No, you adore to eat! You are not eaten anything against me!
Husband: This fish is quite good to eat, come.
wife: You have to dirty chopsticks touched, who eat!
husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?
wife: you are right. I clutch anything against you that I am better than you neat. I'm neat, how can you than you hold anything against me? !
on water
wife: her husband, I want to nectar!
Husband: I'll reserve on doing. Hey, this glass is not in your hand Well, did not see?
wife: Yes, I just want you to me.



wife on the phone: Why do not you call me? !
Husband: falsely indict! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a daytime, or I'll call you.
wife: I said, can I changed my mind. Zhang said: Women have the right to change his mind.
husband: Do you change your mind did not tell me it!
wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart is not interlinked.


on washing her husband: for a while you do the dishes?
wife: good.

husband: how not push ah?

wife: I have a headache.

Husband: slothful dead, do not let you rinse your headache.

wife: Really! The thought of washing I get a headache.





wife ashore a walk: hike apt a piece of the road we have it.

Husband: also far to get there, as long aswe can not go back.

Wife: OK, you carry me back.





on chores, her husband: We separate the job into home.

wife: good. First, the dirty work was a man do it. Such as grazing / toilet brush / explicit the chart ... ...

husband: this right.

wife: men outside,GHD Classic Straighteners, women inside. And outsiders dealing with your kid, buy food, pay the water bill, take the newspaper and milk.

husband: this. . . OK!

Wife: You learned engineering in school,GHD IV Mini Straighteners, and I was learning the arts, and live with your kid entities, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, cordless irons ... ...

husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing?

Wife: Do not fret, ah,GHD NZ, so many cigarette in the kitchen, can demolish the rind, and cook you have to do it.

Husband: You narrate me you do it.

wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, compliment you, comfort you ... ...





on the inverse ###### wife: I have a boyfriend, you can not mediate with me.

Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend.

Wife: No!

Husband: Why Yes I know I not.

wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not elect your old problems, and is favorable to a elated family. Your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous,GHD IV Salon Straighteners, and your loud called, is not favorable to family reliability.

husband: I have acting by little.

wife: a male, and woman as performing along a small, detriment of nerve to say you!





about the affair his wife: now play the age TV affair, you mention, you will have an affair it?

Husband: no.

Wife: Why?

husband: Do you have a regret I had ample, never repeatedly to be the second! !

then ---


on the bed (a)


husband: You are so mean and how it accounts for the globe child!

Wife: Of course, I must stand up, must stretch it!


on the bed (b)


Wife: We cover the double was it.

Husband: Do no! That the afterward morning to all coated on you. I did cover naught. Or establish your own bar, and my center by ease.

Wife: Well, you are yourself cover, until morrow morning I still have to be wrapped to go!


get


on her husband: get up, wake, do not you get up early today to encounter Well said.

Wife: Do not garbage me, I go to sleep.

Husband: Get up now, it will be late.

Wife: You do not touch me! I would also like to sleep on it! !

wife: Yeah! Are late! How can you not call me? !


eat


on his wife: her husband, let's go there to eat ah, what to eat?

Husband: What do you want?

Wife: What have I judged to, ah, then I would also like you to do? Casual, eat what you eat

husband: that we went to dine XXX XXX it

wife: furious, and eat this, ah, you get a tiny ingenious

Every time I get angry so petulant


want the truth


on Wife: You see the girl more beauteous.

Husband: What nice ah.

Wife: What do you average! Why do not you and I are keeping!

Husband: beautiful fine.

Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to bypass me?




wife almost the child: we absence a child.

Husband: OK.

Wife: Do you like our children?

Husband: Yes.

Wife: No! You have a person like me!

Husband: Well, well, I like you a man.

Wife: That my child how can you not like Ah!

husband: we still do not must children.





divorce his wife: If we divorced, the house belongs to me, my money I must take.

Husband: What about my money?

Wife: Your money is my money, what is your money,GHD Blue Straighteners!

wife: Also, your monthly earnings behind divorce must give me 80%. Ah, if you marry again, then I became 60%.

husband: my wife, I will not divorce you!


about the feminine equivalence


Husband: say gender equality, we also have equality at home is not equal?

Wife: OK ah. Woman men tease you bullied several thousand annuals. So we have to bully the bully you for thousands of years, it is true equality. But await, then a few thousand annuals, our family had to equality.





wife of happiness: You marital I was not especially happy ah?

husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not go, hurl the same old people, how happy I ah.

wife: This is your happy ah. I'm not unreasonable to contrasting tolerance of your charity; I do not work to exercise you, so-called hearts are more than the body, so muscular you do not please; I toss, you just full of life colorful, you see, your wedding life tough for other people's homes Why not monotone it.
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