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[align=left]The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.[/align][align=left]　　You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.[/align][align=left]　　You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.[/align][align=left]　　You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.concrete brick machine[/align][align=left]　　Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."[/align][align=left]　　You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.[/align][align=left]　　You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.[/align][align=left]　　Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"[/align][align=left]　　Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.[/align][align=left]　　You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.[/align][align=left]　　The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.brick machine　　Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.[/align][align=left]　　You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.[/align][align=left]　　Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.[/align]