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Reprinted from 139886999 at 11:26 on January 14, 2009 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: laugh it off
1 my colleagues asked me: Bill Clinton's wife is Chirac up?
2 once I borrow money, would have to say is ;
Khan
3 students called on the Beijing-wave, one-day letter , shouted outside the dorm guard quarters: dry Liangpi, dry Liangpi letter,
timberland kids!
4 our language teacher: Please turn the book 120 dollars
are halo class, then the teacher was nicknamed the Knock-off DVDs, CD quality is not good. Friends say:
6 married to a man, give him a red envelope. Man politely said no
I said: that what you do, once a year, must hold.
7 hours of the role of junior high school read, >
a male (Yang Bailao): pulled jin Red Hair Band, give me Xi'er tied up ... ...
teacher : mummy bag are not even Dafan ...
8, when pointing to persistent cauliflower, said: Would you like a potato.
aunt asked: cauliflower?
even kept pointing cauliflower, said: potato
aunt asked: in the end is the potato or cauliflower?
even anxious, said: This is not a potato ... Ecuador, cauliflower it?
enough people now to think of it's vomiting blood, sorry, the food vendor Aunt ;
9 to buy cakes, was going to say ;
even more depressing is the owner understood ......
10 have a college girl in our class called Liu Yun. Time, other classes of students to her letter happens to come. She's on the envelope, The results of a student holding a letter in our corridor, called the The results of a girl called Liu Yun four years to reluctantly called rogue.
11 trouble at home was for a time a mouse, my mother bought rat poison to maintain family peace, but no drugs down a mouse . Great one day long ago, I saw the porter Gala Li's mother get up rat poison, said to himself . .
12 teachers to teach English grammar class before asking us: A:
14 One time a hot day of playing mahjong, a sudden power failure, and had to buy a candle to continue fighting. After a half an hour, really hot can not stand, and one person said:
15 As the saying goes: murder, arson, Qianzhaihaiqian.
16 physics class the teacher talked about radioactive elements, and said: very dangerous radioactive elements,
mens timberland boots, you humans have to stay away from it,
timberland boots! !
17 did not eat grapes on the spit grape skin
18 received a phone call in the company is selling clothing company, talking and talking to a certain big companies did uniforms and the like. I caught the other words the gap, blurted sentence: Excuse me,
19 teachers in our university: I am looking for three students and a woman ... ...
the class began to look around, looking for Li Yuchun.
20 night classes dormitory, Lu-yu day fairy mm, then followed
always wanted to strike up a conversation, but no bile came up, until the angel is about to walk into female floor mm Teeth
biting, stepping forward, loudly asked the mm: students, I ask you woman?
then ... ... then I enjoyed the two-eyed angel mm
21 Denglun classes, teachers and passionate emotion: how many heroes and heroines, lingering on the ground ... ...
22 graduate students work is made of red cloth sewn Phoenix-like robe-like garment on the black.
reply, the teacher asked: Why Phoenix use red rather than other colors?
classmates who moved to blurt out: because the Phoenix horny!! (estimates say ashes). 3 seconds later, the students look at the respondent more than laughing, I laugh in the stomach are twisted!
23 junior high school The teacher told the back of Mulan (teachers compare BT), tension
... Adi heard percent, the sharpening father and mother ( swine and sheep ).......
class laughs, and he laughed, forgot all about the results back, better teachers No penalty ~ ~
24 ah heaven, the earth O, Dou injustice than I am it!
25 to help LP to buy WSJ, the results showed a half-day to the store do not know what to buy, so I casually asked the owner took a bag : ; 26 soldiers to soil cover water to the block
27 my mother once went to the bank to pay water charges. Sent money after the bank said: You have enough money that,
womens timberland boots, ah, here there is a second page, this also have to pay.
my mother: The second page is what
staff: wastewater
my mother: I never drink water at home.
28 The Director of our high school class and do not take us once again rebuked when listening said: turn are not people! br>
held up two fingers on the students, said: ;
30 that day I said, stupid girl with the pig, as she screwed me, especially pain, has been Bu Songshou, I worry about, said: ;
how I did not wake up, stop forward said:
Bodhisattva suffering ah ... ...
parents :-____-|||
brother :-____-||||
Buddha: T_____T |||||| ;
32 sophomores on the FoxPro class, a teacher starting point for our school, how many people,
1,
cheap timberland boots,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, hook ... ... (suddenly stopped) ;
33 a day, even my dear mommy Jiaoou to buy pepper.
Mummy:
even: vegetable!!! pound ah?! Khan ... ...
to the vegetable market, the couple grew more and more wrong, why buy a pound of pepper, ah, too many, right? ! Pulled out a phone??? Again confirmed!
be answered is the same: a pound of pepper! ! !
28 dollars a pound of pepper,
timberland outlet, the boss said to me well, bagging. Was about to pay even when the phone rang ~ ~ ~ Mom? ! just listen to the phone side
roar: ! ! ! !
34 when first submitted, and from many people, each security will be cross-examined.
I was going to say I am the owner, and the results are often said to my landlord ...,
short circuit the brain to take advantage of security when I quickly Paolu.
35 people I most despise someone who is despised!
36,08 years goes by! when the Olympic Games, do not tell these foreigners ah hilarious!