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Reprinted from 1484329175 at 10:03 on August 3, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny 1. There is a small boy in a hurry to go the police station, facing the police, said: bad bad, my father and neighbors started fighting! Go! Should not be any death it!
Police Q: What time is it? \
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2. a furniture shop owner in Paris, travel, met a beautiful woman. Owners worried about their poor English, he took out pen and paper, draw a bar. Girl to read, and together they drank the beer. The boss has drawn men and women dancing, they enjoy to jump dance.
girl to take off pen and paper,
red wing boot store, drew a bed. They looked very excited ... ...
boss has refused to take the English poor, said: \short? \
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4. two car collision occurred, the owner is off view.
owners looked at a car, said: \
B owners are pleased to take down, drank and asked: \> 5. a guest ordered a Beijing roast duck, the waiter served, guests at the duckbill Shangtian it, said: \a bit Duckbill, said: \this alerted the restaurant owner, the boss came out very excited,
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red wing heritage boots,000 to the rich. Rich man was very unhappy, that the doctor just in a single screw nails to receive so much money, so unfair. So he wrote a letter to doctors, asked to list a breakdown of fees and charges, and soon he received the doctor sent the bill: a screw nails: 1 U.S. dollar. Know how to put: $ 4,999. Total: $ 5,000. Rich did not say anything.
8. \lost. \fewer accidents. What is the reason?
driver said: Sir, is not high technology driver died in a car accident earlier.
10. a middle-aged man to a \who \
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red wing mens boots, the original words have been covered, it should be - \
13. a year absent husband suspected his wife was having an affair, he hired a private detective to follow, to his wife of infidelity to collect evidence, and so he came back to report to him. \\\\Some people sit. \\\\\\at home you?
little boy said: \\\\Uncle, Uncle, uncle, Wu Shu, Uncle Six. . . . . \
girls will always be forever young and beautiful boy
vibrant student achievement progress
workers will work happily married
unmarried will be a happy family as early as Mu love
elderly patients will soon be a word we all health
Carnival music, and good life of peace!!!