2008 super upgraded version of the popular adult h

1, a gentleman stay, call the bar at midnight; how much the cheapest Miss? A; Miss, the President told her to do the sofa ##########, from dawn to go to bed. Asked the puzzled lady; * -
2, a very ugly woman, saw ghosts are running. Its designers made a poor pictures,vapors mercurial, ad is written; hanging head, evil; hanging bed, contraception! Therefore, this award-winning designer, into a well-off class. -
3, a mosquito into the city, very hungry. Saw a tall lady breasts, then plunged into the snap, the result is all mouth hanging plastic, so upward sigh;
4, farmer town to buy condoms, how to say forget the condom. Half a day before the cruise in the pharmacy counter, or can not remember. Finally asked the saleswoman whispered; Miss JJ did not sell the bags installed? -
5, a pair of lovers making love, male, likes to say; Woman softly;
6, hen of the Bulls whine; drink milk, my wife, who the ######## about me Jiaodie!
7, a pair of blind ###### couples agreed signal, the man said; Then steal the probe, a look see. One day, while the small young men and the blind to go out, slipped into his home, on the blind woman said; Ability of small youth large, to the climax, even blind women boast: acute and gas, exclaimed;
8, women leaders of late, sudden car by two men rack, a man threatened; things, engage in the so nervous, scared to death, I thought was a double return !
9, married to a train car, but soon divorced. We ask the reason, car sad to say;
10, a former county of the Secretary, which goes without some ink. Council allocated to university students in the new worship Lu Xun, then under glass in his desk a piece of Lu Xun's photo folder. The Secretary found, in all earnestness and said to him; p>
11, country, sweating a little boy, pulling a cow. Asked curious tourists passing; where you want to pull cattle? -
to the next village, and cows with. -
such a thing can not ask your father to do? -
boy shook his head again and again; not, must Bulls Caixing! -
12, the village notice; focus sow artificial insemination. Led to a good aunt to sow the courtyard of the hospital, good doctors only a courtyard comrades told aunt, tied there, and so would like to pull back. Aunt looked dirty courtyard, hesitated a moment and asked; here okay? Otherwise, I'll get you to pack the straw. No, no, all of a sudden just fine. After a while, mum to get back sows, comrades and said to her; Well, this time to ensure that a child twelve. Aunt looked confused and said; second is good, but you are born gay is like, how to sell this pig can ah? -