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57476 2007 年 08 月 05 日 13:49 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (11) Categories: funny
1 . a man in a meeting and suddenly want to stool, so he came out, but he can not find how to find the toilet, so desperate that the plastic bag being placed in a corner, local solutions, well, he put brought plastic bags, saw the windows above, whizzed thrown out, only to paste on the wall, it was a shadow behind the window over the map! Depressed! Then came a female cleaners, his smile went up: sister, I'll give you 50 bucks,
UGG ニットブーツ, feces deceives you help me down please? The woman looked stunned for a while, from his pocket and took out 100 yuan, said: Brother, I'll give you 100 bucks, you tell me how you pull up the feces is chanting. B a cow too!
2. a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door, heard next door to ask: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought that next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: are you doing ah?
he was very angry and said: pull feces ah! To be doing this? !
next door asked, when do you go?
he thought: God, this man is estimated by the disease! He said the chagrin: left was finished! !
this time next asked: Which would you come here for a moment, shall we?
this person was surprised: C A O! Turned out to be homo######ual!
he cursed: you ########ing die, perverted!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you back here next to me a silly B! Old and his mother's incumbent on me then! !
3. one dry, pull out, squatting in there for half an hour, and very upset. Then came the rapid footsteps outside the door, into the next door, the door was shut, heard a burst of crackling slumped next door. The man said: the man next door, I envy you, so quickly pull out. Next door cried: C A O! Envy ass! I'm not his mother come and take your pants off it!