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do not know which genius summed up the
simply sharply
; these days -
; shed the season mess,
Miss
seniority mess,
relations mess the program,
level of the ability to mess things up,
messed up the order and public security
,
money to bureaucratic mess.
these days -
busy leading in the box;
important work at the banquet in ;
cadre appointment and dismissal of the bargain; ;
in the black box in the project contract;
The slogan in the grasp of the work;
the urgent need to do in the meeting;
of plans in the closet;
unhealthy trend in the notice should be in the brake; ;
cadres to help the poor in a car;
valuable talent in the eulogy; ;
quality of goods in the advertisement; ;
luxury building where the authorities;
touching female secretary in the bedroom;
sounds in words in the report;
brilliant figures in the summary;
great achievements in the water;
encouraging progress in the creative!
Where are the true friends?
these days -
life, so that the mortgage to scrap it!
hand good character, let the computer to scrap it!
TV, so advertising to scrap it!
advertising, so that to scrap it!
lamb, so lean to scrap it!
hero, so beautiful to waste the !
girl, so wealthy to scrap it!
handsome, so rich woman to scrap it!
cadres, to allow the yuan to scrap it!
ethics, to allow doctors to scrap it!
letters, so that calls to scrap it!
designer, was the boss of the waste !
hotel, let the Government sign the bill to repeal it!
national football, so football to scrap it!
athletes to doping to scrap it!
life, so that medical expenses to scrap it!
stomach, so the wine to scrap it!
lung, so cigarettes to scrap it!
students, make the network to the waste it!
son, so his wife to scrap it!
workers, so wages to scrap it !
laws to allow the court to scrap it!
sleep, so night clubs to scrap it!
;
attractions, the Golden Week to scrap it!
children, so that Sanlu milk powder waste it!
a group, so do not talk to scrap it!
precious youth, to work to scrap it!
these days -
wife as PHS economic benefits, but limited to local use;
mistress like China Telecom, security, fixed, but do not go out with;
Xiaomi like China Mobile, easy to use but the calls are too expensive;
lover like China Unicom, elegant, trendy but often out of service!
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These days -
Professor Yaochungushe
, around money, more and more like businessmen;
businessman appeared forum, wrote books, more and more like a professor.
doctors refused to help, disregard for human life, more and more like killer;
deft killer shot, leaving troubles, more and more like a doctor.
star tease, give money to, the more and more like Miss;
Miss lovely, and clearly the price, more and more like a star.
police tyranny and bully, more and more like local ruffians;
local ruffians and the Pa side, dare to dare more and more like the police.
well-founded rumor, basically true, more and more like news;
news on hearsay evidence, exaggerate, more and more like a lie.
these days -
perfect life is - live in the UK house, Dai Ruishi watch, to get the United States wages, married Korean women, prostitution Russian woman, opened the German cars, drink French wine, hire Filipino maids.
;
these days -
marriage is called network,
Bigamy is called a double
card number,
affair is called call forwarding,
more than lovers called Monternet,
called the sales number of divorce,
stopped the machine to stay No.
separation,
married woman is called transfer.
married men called up card,
exchange called Unicom.
this year - as the leading official of the Road is not as good dry one hundred and dry with a bad leader, leadership take you did a bad thing, it must have one hundred good for you!
these days -
hard hard work, and do a day to see;
East West mix mixed, smooth;
hard working, can never do so;
will offer will be holding an outstanding contribution;
due diligence, shall die by accused;
Dodge frame, take credit for receiving of the reward!
these days -
quality of cadres, asks you to:
heart Xiaoping bags have a diploma,
to settle the previous, the next to be leveled,
no moral standards can be filled treasury,
bottle left hand, right hand holding the bottle,
home with vinegar bottles, vases out there!
these days -
building a harmonious society should pay attention to:
Do not
days of fighting in nature,
not and the United States in the international str
uggle,
and military vehicles on the road do not fight,
and leadership in the unit not to fight,
and his wife at home do not fight!
these days -
criticism too hard:
criticism there is no guarantee superior official position;
criticism of peer relationships
downright;
criticizing their own trouble;
votes to reduce criticism of the lower!
these days -
leading men seeking work, leadership will enthusiastically said: women seeking work
leadership, leadership is always Dodge said:
these days -
ten categories of people should not do high-ranking official:
1, timid.
2, more than words.
3, less money.
4, poor relations.
5, a small amount of alcohol.
6, talented.
7,
UGG オーストラリア, education is too high.
8, abhorrence of evil.
9, ######ual dysfunction.
10, there are pretty unwilling to sacrifice.
these days -
men think:
prettier the better lover watches;
watch more secretive
Xiaomi is better;
Miss
more fresh as possible in electronic form;
wife is still winding automatic watch is not running;
variety of table you want is time to master!
these days -
some men:
and beauty sleep, excited to death!
and lovers sleep, dream life!
and ugly sleeping, irritability to death!
Miss
and sleep, tired to death!
and his wife to sleep through the night pretending to be dead!
these days -
wife is home, lover of flowers,
home wages, bonuses, flowers,
sick to go home, well look at flowers,
can not be away from home, forget the flowers,
Huijia see, do not forget to water the flowers!
; ;
these days -
full of typos: planting trees to zero, put away the white house, rich fishing ground, the election Pa cadres, merit-based leisure, choose oil admission, have financial and currency, check the feast income, strong support to eat, people reservoir damage, put the money released, the official Miss attack.
this year - answer the call - the other leading voices faded, the sound is getting the other side is the men, one to the other fat dry dialed the wrong number, do not stop laughing it was female students, half-hum about his wife at the lecture, quietly away from someone that is a lover!
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