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1. a young man newly married, heard that see red, the wife is the Chu women.
period just a couple of days his wife, his people said: I was an idiot strong me any! Chu replied to an old woman out of a few accidents here. .
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The old Chu woman replied: Chu said the old woman:
4. a woman's face in a civilized community, red lips of the SAR, the shoulders of tax-free zone, the chest is closed, Ru room is a service area, the waist is the liberated areas, the suburbs ass, legs a tourist area, yin both the Ministry of Development area, is also the hardest hit.
5. production team to kill the goose food to eat,true religion jean outlet, write the captain informed than the casual words are written the goose becomes: eggs! Niaomao tomorrow I sell the rest. : ~ ~ Worm ~ ! ! ! do not let me rest, like exhausted me ah! ? speak! Women ran into the police station stormed to require the police to her home to investigators, because she came home with two strange men suddenly.
Read your test results, I find that you have a potential tendency ***! ! And difficult to cure,true religion swimwear! That good news? The police asked her: car.
cars rushed to the one I had, but no public transportation card prepared in advance, pause.
that the young man also on the train, I tried to get the brush card.
inadvertently sweep one in the past, children found a strong man holding business card ... ... do not know Gansha le.
more powerful, I had just a brushing, he took the card to brush the ... ...
Then I heard the recorded using a mobile phone card ring ... ...
card Unfortunately, the car sounds more unique is the long? How effective?
boss enough to create misunderstandings, said: the two of them, and then pulled the hand of the wife, excited and said loudly: When others have failed, he succeeded in making me pregnant! something unfinished, like many men do it again a few days, please ...
21. Live with every day, and the ghost, I certainly not afraid of a ghost! the development of a number of repair.
24. female neighbors: My husband has been looking for 20 years, until now no results. thing years ago. . Tom home phone rang, FBI to help you chopping it? My garden to dig. Fame does not go Zeneng it? forehead kissed ...
In the near future, small fish and ran in crying, this time with a playmate accidentally kicked his little JJ ...
Mommy sighed: more and more like a father to him. four yuan, to pay, I gave the cashier a ten dollar, she contacted me seven dollars! look for a piece! I think of as a new era of high school students should not be because they are cheap, so I said to her: money you are wrong, right? ! she and embarrassment, thought a long time, and took forty dollars into my hand, but also self-defense and said: eating eating hot next to a group of monks, ordered a few things began to eat, but no one will finished, I was lamenting that they may save. But, then, the focus here, we all know that in general麻辣烫 shop inside a soup can for a long time (seems like the owner will be very cost-effective), and saw a monk to go next door to buy about twenty packages of instant noodles, all will fall back into the pot, and then to see that table and eat a monk in full swing, finished surface is not met, drank up the whole pot of soup ... which we hold in the side to the internal injuries, and that the owner of the face, livid from the red until finally all the tears ran out, But he refrained did not say anything ...
3, the morning wash your face (bedroom), suddenly want to stool, a piece of toilet paper Quche, by the way the towel around your neck, and into the squat toilet paper caught in underwear Hem Ha Hey about it, I do not know what crazy and mind short end of the next wipe with a towel ... then you understand ..!
4, just listen to Shijiazhuang 101.5 radio, a woman said: her husband, you leave half months, I have been looking for hospital treatment of male dysfunction, and now finally found it! you home ~ ...
5, the day that the company together to eat, what forest Duck hot pot, boss order, see a came to a corn, a waiter put the corn will be served, and section by section, the boss said, a bit hungry, pick up the corn began to bite, so we all pick up the corn began to bite, almost all eating, waiters and came and said that corn is used to cook the ... ... the atmosphere was very depressed for a time, we are all entangled, the boss had no choice but to throw the pot began to boil the rest of the attendants spoke again ... ... This can also eat ... ...
6, a holiday bus home, many people crowded in a Shige tried to send my car, that he was on the train, do not know how to knock a little, knelt on the steps of the splash, driver (a young man) looked at fine Shige shock, like a long time, said: feeling.
she said, like the feeling stomach pain Diarrhea, of course, than diarrhea sore point. and then simply said: You will never understand the feelings of pain jin. I a man, how could will know the feeling. Of course, we can not lose to her, back to her sentence: You too, no eggs in this life to experience the feeling of pain!
8, the company has just never been seen working out together, it was proposed king of games to play, the result I was drawn Intuit had bad luck.'ll never forget which God! I and another colleague kneeling outside the bar close to the rule x disease small ads under the wire rod, the cow sounded to screaming: I The disease finally saved!!!! made me panic, when I got up when the crowd only to find there my mom ... ... ....
9, on this weekend, and I live in Some years a yard, the yard many tenants have bought a car. because of its small, so often advanced to the handlebars come in after the car stopped, leading to not get out of the phenomenon. then the owner of a traffic jam on will be hard horn and shouting down the owner of his car to block the car away. yesterday also encountered a similar phenomenon, but this time no one came to drive half a day away. So the owner has been in the downstairs horn, according to almost half an hour, sometimes once or twice from the beginning to the later sustained a minute, the whole household yard fights have been irritated.
then I saw my uncle has a house opposite the open upstairs windows, was secretly a sigh: she could finally calm down!
at this time and saw that the uncle took out from behind a brick, also called direct bike downstairs, according to a non-stop car smashed down ... ... bang bang, and then really quiet ... ...
10, a sophomore SGX's girlfriend, relationship gradual, natural to the KF, so the tragedy came, I took looking good girl walked into a hotel asking price, the wife is very polite to say far. So be prepared to plastic bags in the drawer. XB directly pull in a plastic bag fastened. and then write on the blackboard while the teacher, when thrown out from the windows (we did not shut the classroom over the long-term window.) have not had the long-term problems. this man was indescribably confident when Ganzhe Shi.
day happens to be an old class families. This guy has pulled in a plastic bag, pulls pocket. to take advantage of the old class written on the blackboard when turning chic fling. .. did not think the cup the night before because the wind is strong fear of the window broke. the old class before the day before to go all the windows were shut up. because it was winter. before class you forgot to open the window. when the bag is also hit with a body temperature of the fluid moment in the windows broken. 2 rows of people behind us shocked. near a window a few girls ... ...
12 , the second year, the last physical health class, the teacher is a woman. other classes are for students to see their own, except that the old lady to tell. And before class emphasize that this is a serious course, we should seriously seriously treat.
we all are with, listened. classes, the old lady on the blackboard to draw the male students / reproductive system structure, allowing us to mark the various parts of the name. Although we are serious, but still embarrassed up, finally, a girl in her class the first heavy responsibilities, Shua Shua Shua, the front very well, but wrote testis / balls get stuck, the estimates are forgotten, the.
hold back a long time, painstakingly created a serious atmosphere of the old lady was an instant smash her - her scene when she wrote her unit canteen
time: beginning of the end of March or 4, have been lackluster so far continued .. lunch time, because the menu has become a fun spirit.
reasons: It is speculated that one master falling out of love second, through the master, three, master Nirvana, and four, ... ...
the first day, all people are shocked cafeteria. Who would have thought, ah, did not expect.
ecstasy lotus root, good ecstasy , good ecstasy space lift, did not eat, is said to eat people who shoot through the cucumber
heartbroken heartbroken man, Gelsemium elegans, ah, Gelsemium elegans, making cucumber Ah, shoot cucumber
chubby face lift , and the lift is the difference between space and time, add the vinegar, and more spicy.
following recipes and then I began to mistake the waiters are not feeling frustrated by ....
pay Remembrance lentil bean thread ... sadly ...
and then later ....
reincarnation pipa wooden legs to be innocent of meat
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ah. cold narrow-minded. This time I'm sure the waiters estimated hit the ....
14, I female , mom dad to go shopping today, and I got up early and bored on the last Mop under the gossip, and then you see a description shakes dance of the post, because my hair is longer wanted to learn it. to sit Kuangshuai my head on the coffee table, I do not know how long, got a little faint, and to say take a break, the results of a tragedy, I found my mom my dad has been looking at the door with his mouth open ... ... or the ... ... guess they thought I had a stroke -
15, I desperately combing relationship did not know you understand this?.
junior high school, math teacher like English teachers, English teachers like to have his wife's political teacher, the teacher with the political Registry having an affair with a teacher, physical education teacher is like the English teacher, but also like the language teacher, language teacher husband and wife political teacher, when a date is found, the political wife is a math teacher teacher's first girlfriend, and later , the political wife and the Office of Academic Affairs that teachers become good teachers, sisters, physical education teacher married to a language teacher. our students in math class from time to format.
16, I remember one time in the morning just bought a hot buns, just to see yard a dog cooked, so a happy, without thinking to put a hot buns throw, throw out of the way ... the dog is very beautiful gesture to obliquely in the spring, one hit a tree ... - -
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later, the dog stood up to hundred buns, but the same drunk too dizzy to stand stand steady, the name went hundred drunken buns, two hundred are partial mouth stretch a hundred on the third ... finally steamed about swallowed his mouth, the result is too hot a shiver, sucker punched a hit a tree. ... Oh, sin sin!!
17, the bad guys wrote a long review of storm book, said that details of a fight: when we are eating, because of a dispute over, I, as a student leader, the spirit of the principle of seeking truth from facts, for his kind patience, but he suddenly took out a shining thing that me, I could not suppress the indignation of the heart ... ... have just said here, the counselor finally could not bear, and red to the podium and asked: What is the shining thing in the end, you know! bad a few seconds silence, saying: Rice spoon.
18, has a wife have to take a bath bath clamoring to say that entertainment can be seen performing.
no alternative but to take her.
them to the lucky draw prize is a day 【A】 Miss, wife first time, looked very excited, so I went to draw.
I absently said: We got married at ten years, now No. 10 on the election.
result of host shouted, Congratulations XXX drawn first prize.
Then the lady came up to me straight, I think behind the gloomy, cold sweat.
wife shouted the last sentence: the discount can not !!!!!! !
19, I am a police academy, as saying yesterday we organized the party to participate in school staff training, a buddy and I sit together quiet behind two girls, a long pretty good (PTS Well, girls ... ... you know), so we are not looking back secretly, Kazakhstan, both made the civil service exam in the examination paper, a pen of a sudden lost, with another saying, Oh ~ ~! do eggs hurt! I Phase I, as a look buddy, are thought to her eggs where ah? did not expect a girl with her is also a lost pen: I also take milk pain blanket !-_-
I and the same internal injuries in the table!
20, the school recently Red May we dance the dance of a very noble boys girls wear evening dress suit (skirt, thick and heavy thanks to the almost negligible small strap fixed) when the facelift think of the new hot to wear pants to buy small transparent underwear on the stage and we did not stop the teacher also told to use eyes to seduce the judges (a group of WS uncle) came to power after the tragedy to a dance g in the tidal stage I broke both shoulder straps so you see a gorgeous little pants ** wearing transparent swallow them the horse riding position ... We later learned that this program is the only direct direct promotion of ...
cut ...
cut ...
21, to a colleague, and before that was 16:00 to 1:00 in the class, had 11 points no phone, there are basically telephone harassment, and colleagues by one, up asked: chat! So the answer is ? ? Charge? ? ? ! No belts, (the kind with elastic). Before long the bus stop, we went to the car has no seat, and on the train with us on the age, there is a woman to hold the seat back in our standing behind the car seat that no one gave the old lady. Next, the time has come to witness the miracle, to start the bus, while fierce, old woman did not stand a Qianpu, to my dear friend big belts to pull even with small belts down, people are a whole car look, eyes bigger mouth instantly! followed by my dear friend did not attend to lift his own pants, but Arse bent down to help the old lady up. how the scene was moving, how humane of!
23, Sunday to review the Transformers 1,2 again, enough, the bed at night before bed to play with 599 times the film version of the ocean bought Optimus Prime toys, play for half an hour sleepy, and put it on the bed, G ... ... ... ...
stabbed Monday morning wake up by the sun, by! weekend off the alarm forget transferred back to sleep too far! a grass playing pretty quickly jumped out of bed. carbazole! feet hurt, stepped on Optimus Prime, and draw a hole; distressed, and 599 ocean and broke! too late to silence, a simple bandage to stop bleeding quickly went to work ... ... ... ...
Jingan slow or late in time, although Costa Rica is really sore feet, but in order to cover up the fact that late and then had to pretend to be bad points. So brother bare his teeth, grinning, limping help move the wall into the office and everyone looked up at Columbia, and she was asked: Youde front man for questioning, said: ! how to charge
A: daily fee
B: pay-per-good
C: I think the quality of charges by
D:, or by charging it ...
traffic flow ... flow ... ... ...
25,1 1 May the best we have to base the whole mouth usually a colleague, so few people talk well, the day he went to call on the layout of the venue hall. Let him and his crush on a group of beautiful women, we give Several normal beautiful balloon, the balloon ah what the moon,coach baby bag, apple balloons and the like. Then we got out of the special balloon finally
other colleagues holding the camera in standby after the flowers, beautiful delivery no response give him (deflated into a ball), who began to play after finding gas nozzle, which is relatively large balloon blowing Ah was difficult, but vital capacity in the beauty before the eyes of his fierce winds, the balloon quickly drum up, expand, and then Beauty loud cry, blushed and ran away ---- then flash radiance, this balloon is a 1:1 man, who desperately blowing air nozzle to the JJ, the next day open-house forums to reprint his lower body tightly latch male inflatable doll pictures ~ ~
26, a friend's child in primary school, teacher to draw in the first three paintings to the effect that pig wandered off, pig mother: to find a small pigs, was found, so painting fourth site, with our ideas, children must draw pigs and piglets mother happy life together, does not know ... ... ... children drew a bonfire, a freshman on a small bonfire two pork ...
27, have a bath newly opened, I went to take a bath buddy. bought a ticket, to update the room ########## to go to bath! the first time, do not know where to go to look ##########, and finally found a door! We immediately ran over and all of a sudden the door open, Grandma! outside a street !!..




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