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2126262 2008 年 01 月 10 日 22:46 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
a men saw an ad: No surgery, no hospitalization, allows you to easily bigger penis thicker! Dayton was overjoyed and immediately transfer. A few days, received packets, eager to open a look! ,
pandora beads! Turned out to be a magnifying glass!
matchmaker: This guy is really good, physically strong, like the outdoor life, camping activities, but also having chest hair ... ... the girl interrupted the matchmaker's introduction: that ... ... ... ... that he can walk upright it?
buy eggs a woman holding the cat, the cat down to the booth to pick eggs, male cat stall holders boast: Your Mimi good big! Female anger is not language, male stall holders said: Yeah your good white Mimi! Female furious: another crap, I crush your egg!
a couple of children to the restaurant with a nurse. Children crying, women quickly lift the clothes, the waiter stopped. Female furious: Is this not right? The waiter said: televised bosom can, but can not bring their own drinks!
countryside survey of family planning minister, asked the farmer: Why can not you know that close relatives to get married? A simple and honest farmer smiled: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, too familiar, bad start.
the first time in a village women into the city, like the latrine, not seen for a long time, but unfortunately for help. Police: comrades in front of a public toilet. Village women: Big Brother, mother of toilet where ah?
class name, did not come to the final grade will be deducted 50 points! When read to a brother I do not know how to jump in the past, and he shouted: Teacher, you leak it! ! Nianyuhuajia old teacher looked down and said: No ah! ?
a male to a female classmate to take the nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys, the next day in class in terms of teachers: a so rude boys, just give people nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha it ... ...
Dragon Boat Festival and dumplings roommate bought a share, a guy do not, ask: Why use that dumplings? If you remember the origins of rice dumplings, the dumplings are used to feed on that bastard's!
role of junior high school division reading \: mummy bag are not too so you have bought!
class, the teacher: Please turn to the book of 120 dollars, are halo class, then the teacher may Nickname: miser!
father spotted his son in primary schools of writing. There is a very simple word wrong, smile with the mother said: \home after a gambling company leaders, afraid of waking his wife, took off his clothes in the living room, stepping room, who knows his wife did not sleep late at night, reflected into the room, angrily: input into this ,
pandora uk, and have the face to go home to bed with me!
husband to his wife: I want to buy the new comb, comb out a tooth ... ... his wife was furious: to buy off a new tooth? Husband gingerly A: out of the last tooth ... ...
end of the show, pulled the beautiful Mongolian leaders came to power in the hand as an actress, kept on asking name. Actress, said excitedly: Malegebi? Song first! Mr.
a shore after bathing in the river, then came the ladies. He hurriedly picked up a bucket of modesty button below. Other two women approached, a woman said to him: Sir, I have to tell you,
pandora sale, you like this we will accuse you of ######ual harassment! Men understand: Why? President replied: barrels in front of you simply do not end!
there was a sister on the bus to see a man about to fall off a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, so quickly on the man said: Comrades, you smoke out! Man was furious: it steers you out!
a beautiful lady in a crowded bus, suddenly shouted: \\
mother and daughter to visit her boyfriend's art exhibition. Mother found a nude portrait resembles the daughter asked: Did you draw it to him ##########. No, he painted from memory. Clean elevator
case manager workers, women workers so that one side: manager, you asked me before last. Manager: Do you finish off on me. Evade a few times, the manager: so I'm off the edge of your side!
national football defeat by gambling groups to kill, Sun Jihai play a boys & girls, go ask a woman begging: Who am I? A: Sun Jihai! Sun was shocked: how do you know? ? Looking around begging woman: Hao Haidong boo ~ I! !
a man serious hair loss, see a doctor, the doctor asked: Do you long-term use review conference? Men: This can be seen? Doctor: Well, you see that ad pit Ge how many people it! Ge You eat on the way
the toilet, came back wet pants,
pandora bracelets, friends: how wet pants? Ge: often! Friends puzzled, Ge: often the people around you suddenly turn spread the urinary cried: I rely on! Ge You is not it? !
farmer knows the weight of excrement, foreigners see Q: How much is a pound of butter? The farmer does not say, foreigners put their hands stained with the mouth point, I thought: You do not say, I do not tell you that you are smelling the sauce!
Paris asked a presidential candidate a voter: \Presidential candidates answer: If my opponent fall into the ocean, this is the \
Lee Teng-hui, Lien Chan, Chen Shui-bian visited with the helicopter ride. Lee said: If I lost a thousand dollars down, picked up the man must be very happy. Lien said: If I lost two five hundred down, then there are two people very happy. Chen Shui-bian said: If I lost ten one hundred yuan continues, there should be ten people very happy. At this time the driver muttering to say: why not leave himself to, so that two thousand one hundred million people are happy?
Chen Shui-bian hopes to improve his reputation, you want to issue a stamp with his portrait. Issued more than a month, Chen Shui-bian asked how the sales? Postmaster General: Pretty good, but people often complain that stick is not strong. Chen: But how? Postmaster General: We regard the spit in front of it! President Chen Shui-bian the day
mental hospital to a home inspection, all the patients were standing in the hallway cheered: Chen Shui-bian Hooray! Chen Long live! Only one patient's face was expressionless, the President paid no attention. Chen Shui-bian saw, so he asked Dean: Why do not I cheer the patient it? Dean: Because the spirit of his very normal today!
laugh after a baby is born, suddenly found the baby in the hands of nurses holding a pill, then the baby spoke and said: Damn, want to fix me!
your puppy climb up the table, climbing to a chicken, and you furious and said: How do you dare to bird roast chicken, I'm How do you, the results of dog licking chicken ass, you passed out, dog Lock Road: sample see who is ruthless,
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four mice boast, A: Every day I take the poison when the candy; B: I do not step on the mouse one day flip itching; C: Every day I However, several street is not practical; D: the hour is late, go home holding cat went!
both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
a wolf come out to feed, I heard a child say that women in the lesson: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Results wolf night, said: Damn,
pandora charm! This bitch not count children say ah!
6 met 9, said: take two steps left two steps chanting, practicing what is inverted ah; 0 met 8, said: fat on the fat chanting, but also what waistband ah Department ; 7 met 2, said: Do not line the knees, and then kneeling not marry you; 2 met 5, said: breast augmentation a few days not seen it! ?
a bull and a cow with a calf grazing in the fields, over a black limousine, the Bulls said: well, you both eat, I go , the inspection team again. Cow Q: What cadres to the terrible? Bull said: You do not know, they have to eat the one bullwhip. Cow wrote: Then I have to run. Bulls Q: You're not bullwhip you Pasha? Cow wrote: After these cadres began bragging to force a bullwhip! Dallas said: That you and I gotta go. Bull and cow Q: Do you go what? Dallas said: They eat penis, Niubi blows, you have to pull out ... ...
calf during the Cultural Revolution, a revolutionary committee chairwoman culture is not high, just by \Somehow it looks a day miscellaneous books, including \Office is a junior in front of her I do not know how to explain it better, like a long time, stammered that \The next day, will be held in three cadres, female cadres at all levels recently director of the revolution, the production did not do a good job, discipline, criticized the phenomenon of a loose pass, she said: there are many phenomena had to be made to criticize, but today I have no desire to talk so much, so I have a ###### drive, and then told everyone to come ... ...
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