Noble words of a woman

This is a woman to the gentlemen of the noble words


1, and women do not think you go to bed an advantage, in fact, the man's semen out of much more than the woman's Yin Ye. To know: the relative movement of the piston and the cylinder piston and the cylinder is more than durable results than the cylinder before the piston damage.

2, not to make up the numbers on the casual and did not feel the woman to bed, please carefully one would like, that's a man coolies live ah.

3, a woman, do not be greedy, do not sleep on a bed, eyes to see one, my heart wants one, you are just a small missile production plant, you can not generate a lifetime maximum of ten thousand Missiles, a million rounds of missiles a goal to thank all the hair and can not be ripped through the earth, in order to blow all over the world in every corner of the lake even more Nights. Moreover, scarce raw materials,Oakley Sunglasses, missiles, not recyclable, man, or pay attention to sustainable development it!

4, do not think you are playing from the woman's feelings, many women than men playing women playing men's trick is much higher.

5,new era hats, do not think you go to bed a woman in the consumer, the results of your anti-bed was a woman consumed, returned to the woman paid the money. In fact, women also want a man to accompany her bed, you fight the physical, or even pay the tip, just be in a woman's wants.

6, his girlfriend more than you can be proud of the capital,monster hats, will not be considered a serious matter Laotaibuxiao out.

7, the bar recognized the woman, it is best not left her phone, and do not leave her phone.

8, do not argue with red in the face with his girlfriend, she was wrong, and you forgiving her, she will be grateful to you, in fact, she knew she was not unreasonable.

9, and his wife have trouble, do not be quick to use force to settle, that will make people think you are unreasonable brutal fanatics.

10, do not dream of looking tired, Cecilia Cheung, or the so-called well-known beauty Michelle Reis, because you do not is Chow Yun Fat.

11, not to find more than five years younger than their girls, if you are not a lot of money.

12, do not wait until Valentine's Day, before they agree to spend a hundred, five hundred to buy flowers, usually a small gift, or you can let your woman wreathed in smiles.

13, do not believe women like AA, the most attractive to women is readily pay the man.

14, do not think you can not pay attention to the image of a man, a woman is not blind like most is pretty cool guys.

15, your shoes or some of it polished bright, even if it is not famous, but also pleasing to the eye than a pair of dusty feet.

16, bid farewell to the red, yellow, blue, green hair, it will only make you look nondescript.

17, most women believe that a man most attractive when carefully, whether it is work, play, or the joy with the woman in bed together.

18, to give more respect to his girlfriend, especially when many people casually call his girlfriend to drink, it will only make people think you're tasteless.

19, the last thing to let it go, do not throw her past the end of the root question,RayBan Sunglasses, ask better not to ask, cicadas as I do not know.

20, asked his girlfriend to get along, do laundry, cooking, good at all, she married you will naturally do these things for you.

21, not old girlfriend emphasis on filial to your parents after marriage to be between people, between reason Yes Yes, as long as your filial piety to her parents, she also will be filial to your parents.

22, do not get along to begin a marriage, do not mention marriage at less than one year.

23, a woman can water boats sailing, men such as steel can make a boat, water can carry a boat can capsize,

24, do not do high-income to high consumption, not to jump out before the consumer, otherwise, you'd definitely be around for money into the sadness of ruffian men. At that time, only your girlfriend, your original joke.

25, smoking, drinking in moderation, blocking Bo, ecstasy or away from it, then it's no fashion, called to take a dangerous blind alley.

26, there is money to buy a block of good form, hung around the neck than to be a thick gold chain that is more taste.

27, men and tears can flow, but men do not cry easily, often tears of men, will make a woman feel like vomiting.

28, to marry his wife's girlfriend, one must be loyal, second to be held responsible. Specific to women that it, nothing bad.

29, was not a virgin may not all sluts, women are always sweet of her ######, do not imagine not looking for a virgin.

30,GUCCI Sunglasses, can not do something for his girlfriend not to make rash promises, promised to work to have to do a man's reputation is particularly important.

woman has two outstanding advantages, but there is a loophole; man Although there is no advantage, there is a strong point.

men often use women's two outstanding advantages, with their own strengths to make up a woman's vulnerability, called flawless.

why smart men? Because men have two heads, why women good? Because women have two mouths.


why men and women get married? Because men figured out, women want to open.

Why men and women
divorce? Because men know the depth, the woman knows the length of the.


experts found that married men and women to gain weight skinny:

men have two bags of milk every night, a bird's nest, two abalone slices.

while women have only one ham per night, two quail eggs.

cattle men and women is the land.


not bad farming land, only the exhausted cattle.

Cattle farming
more thinner to the more familiar the more cultivated.

good burning carbon, beauty loss Han.


dear sir, do not automatically hand over their guns to kill a woman.