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136858 2009 年 02 月 18 日 21:56 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (1) Category: strong paste reprint
foreigners speak Chinese
go eat lunch, there is a foreigner (in his thirties, male) with elevator. More people to the 10th floor when the basic full
. To the 8th floor,
Process of foreign trade - Qzone log,
new new balance shoes, the elevator stopped, a man wanted to come in the most foreigners outside the station, said: To the 6th floor, there MM want to go, foreigners back and squeeze, said:
how to say a few days before the lamb to us that the daughter of almost two English words back, saying that after a good back there to eat chocolate to her, her mood
high, so things by the book to back up: Sheep ... ... br> drinking water out of the quarters has been super slow about 800cc have five minutes. just pick up
mm of water,
new balance sneakers, staring at the fountain look website the outlet side, said:
pull the door, how not to open, a hard, pulling the door handle broke ... ... the rise,
new balance mens, the door reads: Please use the other door.
Embarrassment, the people open the door from the inside, said:
Northeast yesterday, bought a bag of rice, take it home and look closely, producing a
transaction
third-class, one girl a small case, writing on the blackboard the teacher called out to turn around and say: The man continued his speech, the teacher back: ; students
, ah ~ you have to remember that day xx xx month, this is a very important day! That is our will live in infamy! ; I admire Lu Xun: the world would have been way more people go
, there is no the way grew more and more profound! No way you say it loud noise further and further?
did not think he actually said: , only a few people ah, other people speaking, not that there is no way
it? Is called on everyone to move forward ah! I understand that right? We are a large group of students walking in the streets, students A and B two non
chat to argue about who was faster,
new balance 574, and finally decided to street race.
the order they started to rush, poor B Paode Man points his side in the back of a hurry to chase side shouting I say! Do you run? Followed by a large group of passers-by saw the chase, and that B is a thief's. A poor run
not have gas to go back. Unfortunately, this year, we have increased the quality.
subtitles honest
a D version of the film, the translation of people, especially honest, often subtitles say Your name
teacher named teacher of more than we have a long two big buck teeth reason that we call her abalone. Usually go home and the old saying, Office of exceptionally hot
love to hold teacher's hand, said:
prefer candy my son, my wife did not want him to eat,
学会做人,天天读一遍,不久你就会变! - Qzone日记, afraid of his bad teeth. One day my wife
he said: Son shook his head and said:
his wife: Auntie Zhang said, good.
phone rings, a female colleague asked me to call it. Breath, not out of the atmosphere, voices are also small.
they failed Biezhu, belched, because it is hard simmering, so thin and sharp,
new balance running shoes!
colleagues talk this time was: I asked him not to, he resigned look and said:
result, throwing 17 times a row are positive. Finally, the brother angrily threw the coins on the bed and said: personality, you may wish to read in turn, will remember me!
find is that I have time I do the bus, from the back door of the car, I will stand ready to buy a ticket in one hand Also take a thing,
not catching anything, just when I take money, cars suddenly come to a screeching halt, poor me a rush from the front door after
near the location of the driver, throwing Yang had a eight-fork, who was in the car (though not many) are looking at
me hard Biezhu did not laugh, I had an idea, the driver said: shop, I was afraid
heart uncle does not speak English, so I go to ask:
me and my sister called me a taxi.
sister: I xx intersection, I want to booking a taxi.
sorrow best thing I remember one day recently graduated college, his girlfriend sent me a text message: Jun chatted about the child thing.
A child's mother are not allowed to watch TV at home, A, A A parent can only go to work while secretly watching. A mother and so after work
the TV off,
Revenge - Qzone log, then the TV cover ready. A mother
later found his tactics. So the first thing is to touch the TV off work ass hot not hot. A follow-up work
so the addition of a process: the TV with a fan blowing cool.
this day, poor TV A cold wind, covered with cover, pick up the books, like learning to do. Results A mother came home the first thing
touch fans.
I was in the hotel to eat dinner, I during which the emergency, the waiter told me with enthusiasm: You can
to the opposite of public toilets,
new balance outlet, we and they have agreed to that you say you are 'eating'! housekeeping had a
bitch pups. After
conditioned to say a word, a second later, my fame I, thoroughly discredited:
I
than him on his way after work, chatting with colleagues. Her about her husband is a pig, but at the end of the year born, you figure
if this is pig tail. I respond quickly, the thought of pigs every year they are born, and immediately optimistic. A life I regret the words
loudly, excitedly blurted out: I am a pig! Approaching lunch time, turned to MM said:
My wallet dorm room, you see, this is my student ID, first charge you here do.
I want to eat a bowl of noodles at noon.
a friend and we played cards until dawn in the restaurant. He gave the home landline phone. As follows:
After the usual hold tissue out from the bag
Cazui, unconsciously rubbing for a long time and suddenly saw a friend who did not speak, look at me. This
found himself holding Cazui is a sanitary napkin! Whisper of the thin silk is daily! Can not understand is, I also pink outer surface of the packaging
torn down! What flavor
spider?
few days ago, I sat in her husband after the motorcycle, I shouted a question to debate. Suddenly, I feel some
mouth thing, a bite, sweet coconut flavor. Thin one like the recent one year definitely did not eat coconut ah. So Barry mouth
pull out the residue. Saw a spider.
the original taste of the spider is a coconut!
father in my home I saw a child sitting in front of play, a middle-aged man asked him:
middle-aged man angrily asked:
did not rest over the same table, sleeping in class.
the teacher to ask questions, answer the call at the same table: So to answer the 53 students. Opened after the cans to see the line ; loss of a child cactus
Amoy. On the wall, no Ba Zhu, fell to a cactus and sat down, the pots are sitting broken ... ... light
Stubbs thorn to pull out all afternoon.
understand one day, I went to Carrefour. There are two foreigners bill in front of me, the clerk asked: Results of computer pop-up found new hardware.
who plasticine?
a child, about four-year-old look.
once went home from the 5th floor, 4th floor, grandmother, in the corner that was abandoned stairs rubber mud. A
pinch, soft, good fun. Up to play over there, but even the shape of the individual pinch.
ran back after a very proud mother called the next to see my work. I saw my mother saw my work on the face
blue, roared out: nothing to do you play dog feces!
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