Humor and Satire

1) girlfriend says she got a job in Japan, told me a nice work in the country, do no see by AV
2) everyone joked that if straight elections in China, who are maximum likely to be premier,cheap polo t shirt, and finally concluded that Ma, at a time he pops up Ma a window hurl a poll, sent 10Q money ... ...
3) each human nativity is original,Nike Lunarglide, merely sadly, numerous folk gradually transform pirates live
4) The Union: China Unicom, China Railcom, Netcom, always (all) too expensive. Second line: C web, G web, nailed network,ralph lauren polo who, network network (constantly) get money. Streamer: a network complicated apt pass
5) NOKIA productions department informed me that I spent a week doing all the work. No hurrahing slogans
even wrong: The people-oriented.
examiners are satisfied that: If nought else, then, since you can go to work tomorrow.
this time, the phone rang, there was a cacophony:
6) It is said that the recruitment of a company, premier received a lot of random discard away half of your resume, because their recruiting philosophy is There have been elected up behind in the demons, and those who did not have the background to be a stick and annihilated
8) Twitter (Twitter) are big liars on the user ... ... that's what their annual weeklies and television news there are not ... ... even the cats are oscillating in the search can not!
9) Sa-law wife's mom tests. Invited to hike the first large-law, while the bridge suddenly jumped off the diving magnificent son rescued, wife's mama to narrate him wide of the automobile one. Wife's mama has emulated suit, the test of the second son, too rescued the injured receive the second son of Audi vehicles. She anew 3 son-son can not swim to emancipate less than three, wife's mother drowned. The next day, father presented him with a Mercedes Benz!
10) Youtube Youku is the company's Web site namely copied it, even the name is like. Facebook is the network of companies that everyone copied it, and even copy all the games. Twitter is a consciousness that the company copied QQ space bar, I heard that have been blocked.
11) boyfriend said he got a job in Thailand, cried me at home work well, not with the units to Thailand.
12) pursue a woman and a man mopper mopper, men and bring text messages: night? Female indignation and vigilance reply: What do you want? Male re-reply: meditation.
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17) a group of video works push along, 1 interview, a letter to the adviser held a copyright, : iPhone, such for flush toilets.
19) director out of the answer on the exam: toothache, radish rotten floor, his girlfriend fertile have in general? Candidates A A: are the fault of insects. Instructor said: Seoul to graduate! Candidates B A: pluck late. Instructor said: Ruke Ph.D. study.
20) the original brush is a bittersweet object, one hand holding a cup in one hand and wash with.
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