Non-mainstream joke ........

woman reported:

a woman said her husband of cheating: If you challenge to marry the juvenile goblins of divorce, I married the monster her father, then on, his son called you brother, you must shriek my mom! My husband fainted, from neatly ... ...

his wife can cost big measures of money to do a cosmetic, a few days into a beautiful home! Door, a look of marvel on her husband, said:

day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small die? My dad angrily: You Sanyi is your mother!

case of a girl gang of late. Vicious culprits Q: Stop! Why work? Girls ambition to be robbing, then miserable Road: to borrow money. Vicious criminals still ask: Why go to lend money? Girls terror of being Jiese, sidewalk: a ######ually transmitted disease no money rule. Criminals roar: Go!

Mr.
A mobile phone that his wife is often a stranger's message, and the contents of each message is the same: the derailment of his wife and catch the man that is ######ual immorality, the cursed: TMD, you think that I can not read text messages? peruse backwards is

boy told the girl: I see you and your family attach in the school, you wear the clothe are so pretty!!

saying a little secret bank, finally coerced open the secure and found that there are not a penny,'d put a few jelly, thieves puzzling, but not white like Come on, put jelly to eat. The next day, Mr. Thief specifically bought a news to see their money from a bank can bring many impact, hey, since on the headlines: the only sperm bank in the city last night and stolen!

Bear
to marry a dog, Bear said: marry a feline, I was born after the Panda!

clinic sitting in front of 3 kids - boy, little boys and girls. The nurse asked: children, trouble? Boy: I swallowed a glass pellet. The nurse asked another: you? Girl: That glass ball is bomb. Nurses asked: Which are you? Boy: Then I play!

Somali pirates: three million! but 7 million receipt to write!

a buddy next door to a current child shook to a alien, the foreigner night knock on the door for help, said: television from seven to half past seven in the evening will be like.



priests play golf, watch the nuns, the premier shot missed, the monk scolded: You for a priest of God to penalize the bad language. Father wonder: Why is my curse, why nuns cut it? Then came the sky, just hear to the voice of God:

7-year-old niece and I insisted the 20-year-old adults with a shower, while washing also says:

daytime, my brother went to melodrama basket ball Normal Primary and listened a low-grade girls in the playground side of a low-grade boys asked: I have 3 greenbacks, of which five have so you take 2 snacks, and you say I adore your !!!

elderly deathbed points heritage. To the eldest son said: Finally, the younger son, said: There are more than 300 young girls, the digit is ******。

Academy of the body level, a girl painted painted with the pen on the floor angrily reprimanded the male model: while excellent for a meantime small, in the end also allowed not to let anyone to draw!

a girl bought a brand-name children after moderation archive, excited to partner dignitaries: Companion said:

wife and husband every fight, his wife went to the lavatory to linger a long time, so more often, my husband is very strange and asked his wife:

home in fear son: Dad was maddening:

led to a call in the hands of the micro three is set to trip. Pro out, told his wife in the back:

Li to immigrate to the U.S., presidency asked him: disappointed?

Chinese leaders and U.S. chairmen are more patriotic than anyone else's bodyguard, U.S. leaders arrayed bodyguards bound from the 10th floor, kneeling bodyguard, said: Then U.S. premier relented. China's leaders mandated guards to bound off, individually from anything another the Chinese guards would bound. U.S. President frightened quickly dragged him. China's bodyguard, said:

scripts: equitable added the Office of the Secretary, Office of the Director's wife rushed in, waving a women's briefs, the Secretary said: . The Secretary nodded yes yeah, dig into the pockets of the briefs. Home in the evening, the Secretary base his wife washing clothes pocket briefs Secretary, the Secretary said:


male students travel to a area, the women students to see him, they speak approximately wages, man students asked: Han mentioned the money,Supra Bullet Shoes, you go to mattress, I went to take a shower.

someone asked the doctor: Jiese. / p>

on the aircraft, was shocked to see a pulchritude sitting in my position. So I asked a gentleman: 36A What you do? mm even reddening ought be said: I ... I ... ... I Khan 36B ah: my sister ... I think ... I think you misunderstood, I mean my child is a window seat 36A's!







once to the hotel to stay the night, I was muddled and suddenly heard someone knocking at the door for questioning. Woman: Is anyone there? Me: What can I do it? Woman: I would like to ask the next fellow, how to write ah Kunming Kunming? Me: Oh, above a day, following a more than .....( Khan)! F: So we Queensland please? I fainted, miss not macabre, Miss learned. Weighs.







Classic men


1:
Forum landlord: you women bra is not big summer hot?
Forum replies: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
2:
landlord: I took my dog ​​to beat it! It does not tell me the earthquake, ordinarily yelled so Huan, just nothing like an earthquake feverish nap in the nest!
Re: Well, after all, not own the ... ...
3:
landlord: his wife gave birth to a babe girl, very cute, ask you to help her daughter with momentum from a appoint, I surname into.
Re: the chicken into the thinking of Chinese.
4:
landlord: Give me a woman, I can build a country!
Re: ah, to give you a sow, mutton costs could fall next year!
5:
landlord: I skipped classes in seminary, hanging over Branch, amazing rejection, creature left off, a fight, demerits too, damaging off by the ... ... hey, I have done a capable ~
Re: you died before?
6:
landlord: Please depict in 1 sentence of China National Seismic.
Re: after the fact, like pigs in advance!
7:
landlord: a beginning all in terms of KB, the medium of comic, tragic fable. For sample, a ghost once, put ass, and then died.
Re: Sister Furong met, fell in love with Sister Furong, Furong sister married ... ...
8:
Ya landlord: a day in front element of the team of idiots to talk I feel the hereafter is very svelte ... ...
Re: Well now you ~ because casting pearls before swine is not grim, grim day in front of a group of livestock you playing!
9:
landlord: Shenzhen South head of a petticoat street vendor selling pineapple so he morsel off a small city directors Uncle JJ ... ...
Re: Hmm! You ambition not let me live, I ambition not let you enjoy life! ! !
10:
landlord: In truth, Newton's decree of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if Early 3 hundred annuals, I can!
Re: truly fortunate, for he hit his head on a Mac, and hit his head on the needy landlord is not durian coconut ... ...
11:
landlord: It is miserable being called Uncle Just call my brother badly? Strong storm
Re: Uncle your brother out.
12:
landlord: City manager to add new weapons came for the stray dog! Strong storm
Re: This is the same basis, to fratricidal.
13:
landlord: Why scale up people do not want children? Strong storm
Re: Beijing sent officials said, to begin with children.
14:
landlord: see today has been prompting to each other male friends to go to bed, ask: Is it to encounter anybody is to go to bed? Strong storm
Re: do not go to bed to meet anyone? Are you kidding, we all so engaged.
15:
landlord: a student, grades every year countdown to the first, often with a fight, according to leadership requires instructors to give students nicely final reviews, how to jot ah? Strong storm
Re: the student representation and reliability, strong hands.
16:
landlord: event dead along drinking ore water, Hainan, China's food safety can be seen worrying, drink ore water is also dead? Is not a QS logo? Strong storm
Re: Weak languid ask, QS is not meant to dead?
17:
landlord: a man you must Li or Zhang Ziyi?
muscular storm response: a cock, a pheasant, not chosen
18:
landlord: a dog and a man which patronize cost-effective? Strong storm
Re: ladies, even now you can make a man as a dog, but you dare not take the dog while a man makes?
19:
landlord: Sister Furong Li and out of the water at the same time, there namely a brick in your hand, you buffet who? Strong storm
Re: Who hit who retention.
20:
Forum landlord: I have a million, want to buy a car, we Jigejianyi it. 21:
Forum landlord: Chen Liang Wang Xiaoya married with, please use the words annotate.
Forum replies: Ah from good to it!
22:
Forum landlord: you say I look a lot like Wu Bai?
Forum Replies: Only half of the picture! (Hundred and fifty ??!!)
23:
Forum landlord: Men last night, when walking the dog and the big mastiff edge of the lumber of a bald wild dogs together. Dry! Tibetan Mastiff really did not expect a huge detriment to grass dog! ! !
Forum sofa :****, bald before God, they call me the lion!
24:
Forum landlord: Guess what nation I am a hybrid of ^ _ ^
Forum Re: Chinese + deformation of wizardry!
25:
Forum landlord: girlfriend forever says he's a small chest, I felt namely I could, ah, you have to help nail what GG Forum ~
Forum sofa: width of either the back acne!
26:
Forum landlord: If I have a million yuan, I can lend to buy a house in the Tomson Riviera!
Forum Re: ah, but you're going to borrow money to pay property charges ~
27:
Forum landlord: he engagements that today,Kids' Supra TK Society, I was portion of his life, I was part of his body, If not me, he can not live 啦 ~
Forum couch: My ex-boyfriend said so, merely then I accomplished I was his subjunction, postscript, Aberdeen ears, six refer to such non-essential matter child!
28:
Forum landlord: his aging mother I am so wealthy, I buy a nanny what car?
Forum replies: That depends on the evolution of her husband to narrate you anything to do with the ~
29:
Forum landlord: curse barber cut my head bad! All the points Sunzhao necessitate ruinous bigger the better, the smaller the campaign the better, because I go lonely.
Forum Basement: middle of the night, a black and stormy, quietly, gently, a man hanged in the barber shop door ... ...
30:
Forum landlord: how do I got amnesia?
Forum Re: Would not it be chilly? Woke up every morn to sleep in their own side, a alter woman ~
31:
Forum landlord: Do you have a child grow up what variety of fantasy will let you in front of the scene stole the show ?
Forum bench: elect a load of fertilizer to the avenues to see who repulsion his brain darted poured on!
32:
Forum landlord: Why pol.ice Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren to be? Not afraid to hear bad boss ran away?
Forum sofa: higher-level units to check the advance notification before the usually lower unit ~
33:
Forum landlord: Why reserve up the father of a child nativity last name?
Forum sofa: Because ATM card where people spit all the money go.
34:
Forum landlord: Shuai there ass to use - Death is not the end, eat!
Forum Re: Shuai have disabilities to accompany, a gun fight, might ride, a automobile seat, have alike secluded trample ... ... handsome how bad? ! !
35:
Forum landlord: Call for filthy curse the maximum ruthless and does not reveal the word.
forum post 31: When your mother is not at you threw the man,Supras, the placenta was heaved?
36:
Forum landlord: Why is President Hu's visit to Japan, Japan more distant, and even the landing did not even welcome sign hanging?
Forum sofa: how to hang? Warm greet to old friends of China to Japan?
37:
landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl,Supra Trinity NS Shoes, still in junior tall educate, really perpetrate a sin ah. Strong storm
Re: to commit a sin that is really like to get rid of the word.
Forum replies: You can sell 30 QQ, set a group to open, one will be prepared in S-type, one will be prepared in B-type.



the highest class of betrayal







101 bus to work, overcrowding. close the door and a woman, the men wear glasses, carry a sack, look Okuma Suo, woman standard OL look. They brazenly talk: M: your husband is not home tonight, right? (around calm a lot about ...)
F: ah, who are in the field this week.
M: That can play out tonight? (afterward gate to the uncle rotated around to see ..)
Female: Well you want to play Zage? (next door to the aunt also turned over ..)
Male: Same old Caesar, I open the room (next door to the secondary school students also turned over ...)
Female: tear, you open room I do not come to it, or I drive (all wonder ...)
M: Okay, Caesar, you steer, I came to death you (the human suck down a cold knob approximately ...)
Female : thought I was bullied, said, I do not know what get what, too much not to solicit for euthanasia (the people's eyes light exudes BS)
M: You then drastic and I can only accompany you to one hour in the evening I would like to accompany me girlfriend (chariot with murderous ...)
Female: call her Laishua Caesar (Faint ...)
M: She will only Landlords,Supra Shoes UK, does not play mahjong. ... (all runaway)




The most essential thing

get up up one morning and found his wife dead in bed. He quickly jumped up, his face sallow, stumbled, ran down the stairs shouted:
Chinese martyrs of history's most historical joke (^_^)
One day, I wish the Chih-shan told Flirting: the mountain there lived a widow, widowed three years to a life of chastity, only keeps an eagle had each additional. If you can get the woman, then I wish you five sticks of mountain body hurl on. Snowster think about it a few days to wish Chih-shan back on information. Two days later, the skies. Middle of the night, Flirting ascend the mountain, to the widower house. Flirting knocked on the door and asked: Flirting at the door, thanks repeatedly and afresh, and then asked again: At this time, Flirting asked:
Flirting drinking water, look very late, and asked the widow: , Flirting into the room, but also rude, it fell down to sleep. The next day morning, enjoy a exhibit up early, crept into the yard, and she saw the bird the eagle had each other. Flirting collar the eagle, the hair is pulled down; then, and the widow did not say hi to return home.
a few days, Flirting, and Zhu Zhi Shan at home playing chess, heard someone knocking at the door. Zhu Zhi Shan opened the door, turned out to be the widow, the widow saw Flirting on the use of Mandarin yells: let you. you want rain, I'll let you asylum from the rain; you off, I'll let you off; you have to scoop, I'll ladle; you want to spend the night, I let you stay overnight. you! you Why are my cilia tugged the eagle?

classic mistake

1 nurse to see patients in the defense to beverage, went over silently told said: the man is from now on get off to a package of cigarettes out on the pedal, so rapidly on the man said: Comrade, you cloud out! Man was furious: it steers you out!

3. a male toilet constipation, to find that one person ran into the room the instant the wind and rain. Secretary of trying to take avail machines show off his English, shouted: hello! That is called

5. on the bus, standing alongside women sitting on the strange man said: You do no understand if I fertile? I watched men see quite nervous and said: O tin not my baby!

6. the people: the military prostitutes in it? Army: Yes Yes, there is no exercise and how the line! Man: Really! To pay because it? Army: This would also like whichever money Yeah, we are unified discipline handed down from above.

7. female secretary:
8. Wang wife was pregnant with the quadruplets, and to show off to all her neighbors, pregnant with quadruplets is not easy, said an average of one patient to sixty thousand times before. Lee was shocked: That you have space to do housework?

9. children are thought Mother interrupted: Well this issue is very simple, we all kas long asif children like his father, and that is genetic; as neighbors, it is the environment.

10. woman said: Why do you look so old fashioned it? , Said: If you like the words of the renminbi, but also care about what year it is issued you


College Humor spoof of the prestigious comedy
song

1. Cyndi
Comment: not so perplexing immediately!
2. Faye Wong
Comments: to return it?
3. Jackie Chan
Comments: You absence to melatonin!
4. Elva Hsiao
Comments: Yes, mature!
5. hackberry Men should not musto exhausted.
Comments: What a thoughtful husband and wife ah!
7. Jiang Yu Heng, not terrified of anything.
Comments: It was more courageous people!
8. papers promulgated in
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