Lovely wife

About washing
husband: you go to wash the trays.
wife: good.
husband: how not migrate ah?
wife: I have a headache.
Husband: slothful die, do not let you clean your headache.
wife: Really,GHD Hair Straightener! The thought of washing I get a headache.



take things on his wife: the bag you carry it with me.
Husband: I took 4 bags, and you obtain nought, the nerve it?
wife: I was holding it for you! 100 kilos you do, I will get someone better than what you get heavier.



wife on a walk: wade to a piece of the road we have it.
Husband: too far to get there, now thatwe can not go behind.
Wife: Well, you carry me back.



divorce his wife: If we divorced, the house belongs to me, my money I must take.
Husband: What about my money?
Wife: Your money is my money, what is your money!
wife: Also, your every month proceeds after divorce have to give me 80%. Ah, whether you wed again, then I became 60%.
husband: my wife, I will not divorce you!



wife on the clothes: the clothes look good?
husband: good-looking.
wife: you turn me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home!
wife: that raiment look good?
husband: does not look good.
wife: you will not want to buy me!


on the bed (a)
husband: You are so mean and how it accounts for the globe child!
Wife: Of course, I have to stand up, must stretch it!


on the bed (b)
Wife: We cover the twice was it.
Husband: Do not! That the next a.m. to all mantled on you. I did cover nobody. Or establish your own bar, and my center at ease.
Wife: Well, you are yourself cover, until morrow morning I still have to be wrapped to go!





on chores, her husband: We divide the job into home.
wife: good. First of all, men do it too filthy work, such as grazing, brush the restroom, erase the table ... ...
husband: this right.
Wife: You studied engineering in educate, and I was studying the craft, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers,GHD, cordless steels ... ...
husband: this ... ... OK!
wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, purchase groceries, utility bills, take the newspaper breast ... ...
Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing?
Wife: Do not worry ah. So many smoke in the pantry, can devastate the peel, and cooking with your kid.
Husband: You differentiate me you do it.
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, applause you, solace you ... ...



wife almost the child: we want a child.
Husband: OK.
Wife: Do you favor our kid?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: No! You have a human like me!
Husband: Well, well, for a person like you.
Wife: That my child how can you not like ah!
Husband: ... ... alternatively do we have to babies.



wife on the truth: You see the girl more pretty.
Husband: What is it agreeable.
Wife: What do you average! Why do not you and I are keeping!
Husband: pretty good.
Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to bypass me?


eat
on his wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the recess.
Husband: I do not like plum.
Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me!
Husband: This fish is quite good to eat, come.
Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, who eat!
husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?
wife: you are right. I prop everything against you namely I am better than you wash. I'm clean, how can you than you prop everything opposition me? !



on her husband to wake: get up, wake, do not you wake early today to meet Well said.
wife: Do not talk, I go to sleep.
Husband: quick from it, to ought not be late.
Wife: You do not touch me! I want to sleep! !
wife: Yeah! Are the late,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners! How do you call me!



husband on gender equality: equivalence between men say, we also have equality at home is not equal?
Wife: OK Yeah. Woman men tease you bullied several thousand annuals. We also need to bully you for thousands of years, then equality, it is true equality. But await, then a few thousand annuals, our family had to equality.



wife of happiness: You marital me, is not it happy?
husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work, dart the same antique people, how merry I am ah?
wife: This is your happy ah. I am not unreasonable, if I mash myself to contrasting tolerance of your generosity you; I do not work to amplify out of you, hearts are more than body, your competence is not good; I toss one that Yeah your life extra chromatic, you see, your marriage to other families not so humdrum it.



drink
on his wife: her husband, I want to nectar!
Husband: I'll keep on doing.
Husband: hey, this cup is not in your hand Well, did not see?
wife: Yes, I just want you to me.


on leadership
wife: I am not a chairman on the appearance, at home and have to be leaders. You're out is to lead, have to be led at home.
Husband: What if I do not succeed in leadership the outside it?
wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and gather his wife Shua Weifeng, What kind of man!



on the unreasonable husband: You are not unreasonable.
wife: I've never talked to you science, home is not unreasonable place. Say you are a male, also 8 months than I do, you must let me.



husband about money: After I earned in proportion to you, and I earn too much to reside in, so motivated.
wife: good.
Husband: I'll give you what percentage?
wife: one hundred and twenty percentage.


Center
on his wife: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center.
husband: I have been in our home hub.
wife: you can be my center of that center than major.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're equitable a kid.



wife on the idea: Let's go play.
Husband: Well, you say where to work where.
wife: I have a mind to say to you also!
Husband: I'm out of fancies you never accede.
wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea Yes, and what is perfunctory! You have to constantly have an idea, until I am satisfied so far.



wife on the phone: Why do not you call me? !
Husband: falsely inform! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, or I'll call you.
wife: I said, can I changed my mind. Ai-ling said: Women have the prerogative to change his mind.
husband: Do you change your idea and I did not say?
wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart is not interlinked.



wife on the inverse ######: I have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me.
Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend.
Wife: No!
Husband: Why Yes I know I not.
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I ambition not pick your old problems, and is profitable to a happy family. Your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not profitable to family permanence.
husband: I have acting by little.
wife: a man, and woman for performing along a small, loss of nerve apt say you,GHD IV Pink Straighteners!



wife on the mood: I work on the bad mood, will dwindle the quality of our marriage.
husband: I feel not agreeable go.
Wife: Your cerebral capacity should be stronger than me, because you are taller than I am great,GHD IV Dark Straighteners, heart than I should!


on the happening his wife: now play the old television business, you say, you will have an happening it?
Husband: no.
Wife: Why?
husband: Do you have a repent I had ample, never again to be the second!

wife: chick,GHD Classic Straighteners, come Lehe Lehe
uncle to companion her husband: You're Piyang out is not it?
wife: Hey, pretty mighty, uncle I love you like a man this girl!
husband :.......

husband: my wife, I'm back
Wife: Oh, Keguan, you come another, a idea which our girls immediately?
husband: Do you fall ill and you?
Wife: Do not worry, our girl is indeed in time!
Husband: I *, I fancy you this pimp it!
Wife: Well, not bondage slaves
entertainer husband: entertainer also OK!
wife: Slaves in the well-known anguish of castration, Keguan like to attempt?
husband: ... ...

Husband: This period I was actually angry!
wife: I have apologized Yo, her husband do not be vexed it!
Husband: I do not want you to pardon, I just want you to just say you love me, yet you would not say that!
wife: I adore my husband to and the sun rises in the eastern, persons surely ambition to breathe the same air, you've seen shrieked, who look the sun every daytime, wow, yes the sun namely heaving! Who every day breathe, wail, wow, I exhale the air buffet! So, ah, I adore my husband does no need to hurrah by you every day, wow, I to love you, yeah!