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two
midnight snack to eat the food stalls. Point of a bowl of Kam powder, quietly sitting there eating.
a small table next to young people suddenly exclaimed: The boss! Yang Du obviously I ordered casserole, you come up what ah? Haggis? ########ing sick, is people eat?
Then, another table, a man got angry because he happens to be ########ing Haggis eating casserole.
So they just shout up.
Later, they hit up.
good magic ah.
see my emotions, quite the high. MLGB suddenly realized that life although did not create the slightest sense of beauty, pleasure is often still exist.
thought about this, I will have an impulse to think happy Yingfengliulei.
but then ah, the two men played more fiercely.
diners here have to escape. A lot of people did not give money.
I do feel very chilling, this indignity is too shameful act too lacking in quality, and I could not help feeling worried for this country, a sad heart.
So I was so sad to have forgotten that even pull out the meal, quietly left.
three
each evening comes, the students will feel a burst of Vang Pao and India alone cold. 45 °
he always looked up to heaven, full of melancholy: the body fails to be a J long, but nowhere to be cast, is really MLGB ah!
remember the last time, and Vang Pao went to a bar and India, already a three years ago, or yesterday, it seems as though the general.
this time ah water, too hastily the TMD.
that bars met a sister named Xiao Fei Di. Warm gray often I take a number.
phone number but could not be given Miss.
last I heard was a lady jx Jiaxing have caught, and then use her cell phone to send text messages, address book captured all the guests inside the interrogation.
Vang Pao so in the end I put the phone number printed on the students gave her.
, I also asked her how old?
23 years old, she said.
and asked me how much?
I honestly answered her, something none of your P!
really, hate to ask someone older people.
later, take the time to tip came to the understanding came, the original TMD your name is called \
four
KFC cup of coffee can also be added, but many people do not know. A few years ago I Nvwang in Xiaoshan and a KFC meal. The woman is surprisingly fat, even the weight of said city shouting \
Then she added a cup of coffee to see me, startled.
I lie to her said it was just introduced to KFC's offer, not only to continue the coffee, hamburgers can be continued as long as you take the matter to the Hamburg box attendants, will continue to a new.
pig should have a limit it can be that woman really believed in, and excitedly went to Hamburg continued, stopped all no stopping.
I certainly do not wipe the shit is fast getaway.
after finishing five things passing bossini store and found a window display seems to be T shirt design for my general.
so excited to get a win feeling.
wear after a bath, it really is not square things, like a virgin.
back to the company, employees say nice, nice, under some praise, emotional excitement again, and lead us out rubbing his meal.
then immediately went to fight speculation, quite a recent ad hot pot restaurant.
I just came in the door when the hot pot restaurants, froze a moment, feeling a bit wrong.
a second later, I walked away.
TNND, all the attendant inside and I wear exactly the same clothes.
Even worse is when a waiter has left at me shouting, \to a beggar.
middle-aged man, bearded slag,
belstaff uk, broken right hand. Face staring blankly ahead, and looked very sad.
may be a simple former migrant workers. Dry with some effort, live, earn much, but with a wife and woman, home can comfortably drink some wine, sit safely on a nap. I do not sympathize with any
beggar, but his face is so I am very sad.
the honest part, honest and kind-hearted of all migrant workers deserve our respect.
Although I will carry with them a lot of money, but I did not give. Material help is only temporary.
took out a cigarette I gave him, he was surprised, then gingerly passed, I gave him something to get angry, he was very grateful, very nervous.
I solemnly said to him, brother, do not give up the life ah. I pay attention to my pronunciation, and I with special emphasis on the \
when I left, saw his tears in his eyes.
Maybe after a few years, the rich land of China will accept a bit one-armed home television interview passionate tears to talk about that incident and the camera to increase the intensity of sensational, hiss exhaustive In that call: \
seven
few days ago, Liang chick give me a message, she affectionately called me: \
very naturally. Is from the heart.
that moment, I am in tears, darling child crushed to dust.
pretend nothing but continue to live seriously.
and heart into it as badly, so I rushed to the heart of Hangzhou, killed her everything.
hate chick beam, hate hate, just hate Jay Dongfeng Motor's executives sang \
eight
went to a restaurant, KFC. There were a new kind of fried dough sticks out, it is yellow, very huge profits. Relentless yearning.
but actually this is not KFC. Can not help but curse, KAO! ########! CAO!
nine
life can not always be the desire to contain and easy to trouble. Often also requires a gas outlet.
so boring masturbation can also be re-played the offer all kinds of tricks.
occasional gestures, or the situation improved under the high time to come hook up the other hand play a 3P.
\
record of grand!
about masturbation, female super white also gave suggestions to buy a piece of fresh beef, dig a hole according to individual size, and operation. . .
this a good idea, can wash out over the props to eat, to add strength.
I also have her a: use a condom, poured them into the water, tie a knot, and then operation. . . (Frozen better)
other scientific evidence, wipe their feet before going to bed toothpaste point, there will be magic.
ten
I met Vang Pao in the pre-press bus girlfriend.
when she was small bags large bags from the supermarket to come out, I hurried up to her seat. Also with actions shattered the beauty of my seat only to the rumors.
Xialiao I stood next to her. She actually mentioned that Vang Pao and India take the initiative.
Vang Pao printed that night, she said holding her crying, that noise, help her get a good distressed distressed. Just hold them crying from the middle of the night to keep it in the form to the sunrise. Vang Pao
last watched her leave India. She dared not look back, because that would be heartbreaking eyes,
belstaff online, afraid that they will fight back the tears welling.
she said here, the eyes were red, could also clear the way is an extremely intoxicated, so I am very puzzled.
This is delusional, I told myself. This is obviously a pair of odd couple, like to talk to me after the break, tell me.
Vang Pao did speak to me about India and things that night.
He said: That night, I really go to the bathroom, but she held me cry. You know, she hugged me crying, I could go up. .
November
yesterday moved.
then found the computer ventilation, as to the period of the girls told me not shy with her.
I'm very impulsive, want the computer smashed.
but eventually put up.
the world, we have suffered a King out, put up buildings in spring, what can not tolerate?
second
boring night.
bored even to participate in \
What is the highest state of boredom?
ferry was as follows:
1, the mirror, the number of his hair;
2, holding a razor and other beard grow;
3 with the positive mosquitoes suck your blood chat;
4, looking at the stains on the ceiling, to think of it as painting;
5, to N years ago the newspaper proofreading typos;
6, drink a large glass of water, and then sat up waiting for the toilet.
thirteen
the first time I see someone, that was a long time ago now.
day, like a fool, took a shower, put on the body surface of the clothes, comb hair with mousse ##########, full body rub Liushen toilet water.
but a long wait but it is a girl who looked exactly like > Eagle Mount wisdom as a woman. Almost no hair, tall and I do not know what,
belstaff leather, face a mess. Despite the advance made a very bad plan, can really face the day when foreign objects like creatures, I heard the sound of tearing the heart.
my request is very high, a woman, as long thin legs, skin white, ass Alice, a chest, I can accept. I am very easy-going attitude, my taste is very casual.
bite I never pick three pick four, no matter what the dish of rank-take-all. However, you asked me to eat rancid water, and eat stool, I could ever eat it?
Nevertheless, I still very strong expression from the stiff to squeeze out a smile. After all, I was educated, a little training to treat anyone else. Even a toilet, but also has its useful.
and my friends she was showing a very high mood, the topic continued, enthusiastic. Intentionally or unintentionally, come near me, suggesting I am, touch me, because I keep a personal danger to the expense of the needs of their state. Every touch of her makes me shiver. I know stuff like me for her to be quite coveted.
I think if she suddenly hugged me, I will immediately prior to the faint cry of indecent assault, and quickly took out his cell phone to call 110 and 120.
I even have a fantasy, there is a girl who looks like angel suddenly appeared in front of me with a smile said to me, I'm sorry, I is your real friends, you pass the examination of the.
that case, I should aggressively control their blood surging to his face calm, said to me, you look like is not important, I like that you look outside of things.
fourth
remember as a child, returning lost money once, the teacher will reward a small red flower.
small red flower, ah, as long as the full set of twelve, the school will be able to exchange a red covered notebook chapter, brought home was the family line.
However, money is not so good pick drop!
So, when picked up a fifty cents, I would replace the five stages of a hair turned over.
Burongyia, the competition is too much, then I got thrown from a money handed over to pick up the earth, and how many great friends.
Love flows like water flow ah, how many opportunities this can happen to puppy love wasted on the pleasing the teacher's mind.
finally, in fifth grade girl wrote me a love letter, I take it to still be a teacher.
555. . I am a pig. . Let me die. . I have not stopped. .
was so sad, ah ~
if one day, then meet again with the girl, I have said to her: beauty, Anzhe a broken still be able to re-board the ferry You ship wreck it?
ah. . Love, the same as a virgin.
ah. . River of Sorrow ah ~ so sad. .
ah. . So sad. . Zhen Yao for a person to cry out. .
fifth day
very coquettish.
handsome brother Chen, he was Saobao, non-foot is not going to get me.
and then we went to the \
relief to victims of the chivalrous spirit of heart, we have to arrange the two managers ugliest woman to serve.
reason one ugly by the technology.
two reasons, more effort ugly.
but the owner adequate road hall listened very angry, pledged that there is no longer ugly woman, all of them are so cute 500.
subsequent two women came. Looks like the two just had surgery trans######ual.
I am desperate.
look at temperament, better temperament is there, a Kutaichoushen temperament.
my tears almost welling. Tell me, what should state what kind of ugly to be like them?
boss, the contract and keep ######uality, business talk about the integrity of na!
Although the elderly man I always felt a sense of shame mentality, did not eat nothing since that did not drink have not seen done, and what scenery can not see through, and still have What scene did not encounter, however, but, now is still too cautious to be shocked, blown dry pull rotten.
Then I suddenly felt very sad man, can not be suppressed.
critical moment, just passing brother Chen to come forward, after all, who've been around, still did not forget to pull the time of distress a brother, and he shot out a hand on my shoulder, encouraging I said: calm down!
tears in his eyes I turned and saw his face grim, looking at my firm places a strong nod.
this look familiar, like most of life every person within the usual quiet kind of martyrdom before the eyes.
what can struggle, so I have a bite of a closed eyes, fluttering a few feet, his life for justice birds.
But why am I clearly felt his hands shaking?
sixteen
I am not a pushy person.
dead lift, but one year was a friendly debate to attend the event.
debate on the topic: family planning, good or bad?
we be able to get family planning is not good.
debate so with the following:
us: family planning is not good! As we all know, Sun Top Five, if implemented, family planning, then we have no the Sun Yat-sen, Sun Yat-sen not
there would be no today! . . . .
result, the other Genghen. . .
each other: family planning, Hurrah! As we all know, Osama bin Laden is the son of a wealthy few tenth, if the implementation of family planning as early as one day, so long
has no Osama bin Laden. . . .
also worth mentioning that, as our most handsome Xiao stupid one, fish performance was remarkable, rather the calm, calm to the whole match, said there is no
over a word.
no separation of who wins the game.
because in the end we only care about the curse, and then almost struggling together.
seventh
Wang Fuji is a good young students. Because he sent me a packet of dried blowfish.
bowl of soup to eat, he said, taste delicious.
I do not like to eat pork, Besides, now that prices will be expensive. Wang Fuji
carefully advised me to another very good stewed dried puffer fish.
So I Baidu a bit \
then see first is a news search: \
Oh, thank you, king of Fuji!
eighth
middle schools, I was the mother caught smoking at home.
she express anger, the father took a phone call back from the outside.
gloomy face to the father.
looked at me the rest of the half pack of cigarettes, two-leaf card.
He was very angry about face scolding meal: good point to pumping to pumping, pumping the smoke is so bad, shame!
I quickly explained to him: I usually have drawn a pack of ten, most recently just want to blow smoke rings under study, it was pumping almost.
the father is very pleased and satisfied to say: That is more like it!
nineteenth
Uchiyama Kanzo: Sir, why do you always criticize the Chinese article. You hate the Chinese?
Lu: Yes. I hate the Chinese.
Kanzo Uchiyama: But why? Are not you Chinese?
Lu Xun: Because, I love Chinese!
SO, severely criticized some of SB on the meal if it does not, then it is not a reflection of my love of hot fire.
Vang Pao twenty
added a new comer of the Indian family, and raised the dog. Labrador.
very 牛逼 dog training to me shows the results.
voice shouted \
India is very proud of Vang Pao, crouched beside the dog said, Labrador, but a high IQ.
see I'm high, they also call the sound \
dog obediently squatted down.
So I said, silly dogs, blaming it does not already know.
Vang Pao is a pity India, it appears that four English is not enough to make it the attack six.
the twenty-first
high re-reading classes in Dongyang, when a friend called Huang Yiguang. We call him \
animal white,
belstaff jackets outlet, fat, wearing trousers and he likes to hang Lao Gao, great national leaders of style.
also suffering from seasonal rhinitis, a runny nose in winter to flow incessantly. So always carry toilet paper.
doubt, I've never seen him use the toilet paper to clean your nose. But each hand Kaiqu nose, then pulled out a tissue paper towels.
But I am even more puzzled that the animals there over the top.
always wash after using the toilet every few minutes on a hand soap cast, flush, and then cast, then flush.
very people suspect he is not also going to the toilet by hand digging, and then with a tissue towel.
twenty-two
was very pure. University only after the sub-bra with ABC.
Since then, I started to run the streets looking for obscenity.
obscenity to obscenity, I found the depth of the degree is still unknown, unknown softness, size is more unknown. Most will be lying bra!
Twenty-three
friends \text-cheat chastity. \I was completely 被震
the next, and my heart silently lamented, the rogue, smelly hooligans.
but unexpectedly, the day before where there are people that I was a rascal.
this I ferry a rogue definition. Basically, I do not take that edge.
too lazy to explain it. My friends, you can be silent, but everything you said, I will be treated as nonsense.
round
I have a cold.
groggy, coughing, so I was very uncomfortable. Therefore a lot less fun, food alcohol and tobacco, have failed to enjoy taste.
I hate cough. Eat a lot of drugs and drank a few bottles of cough and water have not improved.
God, help me!
on earth I thought I was about to let go when the phone call just Vang Pao and India. Understand the condition, the lament.
he said, his last re-cough, cough out a lung faster, thanks to good care of his girlfriend, night tea and bottled water, temperature and gentle voice to coax him to sleep, so tired last
fell asleep lying on him, so he can not cough to wake her up, tightly Biezhu, it is so miraculously good.
Vang Pao Indian call this method I can try.
Although I feel a bit strange, but that may well be a coup. So I quickly asked
his girlfriend's phone number is.
twenty-five
shopping for clothes. JACKJONES shop.
into the shop, I look to see it quietly on the wall.
walk softly, stroking it, and quietly said to myself: such a long time, and I came.
Do not worry, this will get you home.
clerk, you should not try it on?
No, it's so long.
Yes, the hypocritical consequence of this dress is the European version of the old long sleeves.
grandmother.
twenty-six
I pampered it! Headlines on the site I was! I am not so beautiful in this life too!
So today I had a little masturbation, as is a bottle of champagne to congratulate themselves.
twenty-seven
recently, hard of hearing.
There is a lady said to me this way: I'm going to wash the cherries, then you can eat.
been completely overawed me, stay if the penis.
. . .
Oh, Sao Switzerland, very Sao Switzerland.
I should not have to listen to as Y Cherry Road.
twenty-eight A left
beautiful girl once said: \Ilex hung sanitary napkins. \
but I have not told her that this is the reason I like Magnolia flowers.
funny enough as it took.
for sanitary napkins, I have a very rich buying experience.
the beginning, very shy. As time goes by to let go.
occasionally communicate with the lady around the next performance.
twenty-nine
many years ago to write her a love letter. Write silly.
to this love letter I later find out her mailbox, delete it. Be on a Huishimieji SB years.
had written content, there is no early impression.
but I remember at the end of such a sentence: \
very proud to have been so shameless it was many years ago.
thirty
home past a nursery, which came the song: \555. . . How many nice it! How many cute ah!
I was a kid the teacher would not teach us to sing, let us know SONGS lyrics.
carrying carrying, will compose a poem of our own.
I remember that a poem: outside the Castle Hill Restaurant Filled, I hug a hug beautiful, beautiful to jump with anger, I hold the beautiful upstairs.
Also, a perfect circle on August 15, bitch to the Peach Blossom Island, see XX in the bath, beauty beauty you do not wash, so I'm off and wash.
reminds me of ah. . . Oh, or not mention it! Red ah young adolescents is everything, but too hastily wow!
thirty-one
Nvwang QQ, transfer songs to a file.
one, one, another first. . .
I asked her, but also it?
She said that to!
friends just from the computer through, see this dialogue, not happy.
Ah also sang on: \
Thirty-old, concerned not the same thing.
This is natural, when the young care about the length of the thickness of old to care only about the hardware and software.
but Pa Zhipa generation gap with people who have more than that Marina Trench, tragically marginalized.
But I too old to re-install cheap, Mo, installed base was round ah.
is cool to the depths of that cheap, I have secretly from Fanjian, crawling toward the direction of cool.
has not peeing when fondly remembered \Do not hate the birds no longer startling sign of trouble, but not apt to arouse the inner layers of ripples.
I no longer think of how to act cheap, only of how the remaining years of living longer in this position.
xxxiii
to year, Vang Pao Going to study in India and Japan.
when leaving, embrace a patriotism, mouth, said \
But things are unpredictable, not too long, do not love books and love A film from falling into a vat could not climb.
study for three years, the only gain is handed over two local girlfriend.
\
first girlfriend is a minor Japanese chick, all love each other.
Vang Pao chicken Indian ruthless action. Patriotism sudden erection, since China is not a virgin would prefer not to make Japan a virgin.
but in bed, when suddenly depressed, why not a virgin?
chick more depressed, first love is the first night will it?
a virginity into eternal hate, Vang Pao printed on the devils shouted when, suddenly impotence and premature ejaculation, there is some clear water only a little table under the heart.
Thirty
chairman, said the secular people thought I did not love this man, in fact, ah, big earthquake, but the company and I donated a lot of money, this is not, in the KTV entertain guests, but also be looking for only girl in Sichuan, tips dig double that TMD Who know? Alas. .
old employee told me that after the earthquake, I was really quite uncomfortable, but after a couple of days now, at noon went to the canteen to eat after work, mom is not the leaders do not sound ring the door in the cafeteria, huh contributions, and the dog days still frame cameras, and who shot who did not donate, I was left with pockets of a hundred sheets, looking for someone to break open at all. . I want to cry out. .
thirty-five
Way back when, the University that would, octopus and his girlfriend in a hotel overnight.
purchased from convenience stores, a box of Durex, thin, moisten things silently.
at a right time, Men call his room phone.
pass, calling the sentence: \
then dial. . . Busy tone. .
But the difficulty can not stop boring kinky people.
then call the front desk telephone, said the phone did not seem to hang a certain room is good, please go see.
few minutes later, someone knocked at the door.
octopus seen from the cat wearing a large cap, wearing uniforms of the staff at the door.
so crazy octopus.
thirty-six
together a group of gossip, had the honor to hear news a: Not long ago, a village near his aging mother suspected her husband off to find a woman on the outside, so in
his bed, hands down from the scissors, cut off the little JJ, and thrown into the toilet, Chong.
tears about the news of people moving to say that hard, too hard! No real man would rather his wife for life, but not get along without the chicken ah!
listeners have also expressed a sigh pressure, pressure, since it seems to be tummy to sleep.
the slaughter of chickens on the divergent views, for a time have become lobbyists every village and every household to his aging mother when the summer enjoy the cool air will point topic.
to love life for the love of a woman hero succeeded in Jour heap cast, blown away, almost necessary to establish a block of St. Paul. At the same time, a
\
However, there is another set of men say.
they boldly to ensure they know the parties or certain relatives and neighbors, unanimously affirmed that the incident a few days at home to care for elderly men
sick father, and the woman did not know Love, only knew the man did not return for several days, and returned not gentle with them, so chickens Dunqi, and finally result in China's last eunuch
the birth of a tragedy.
and this woman or a neuropathy, post-natal psychiatric problems at once in a psychiatric hospital some time off.
trouble rational analysis I sent through a combination of practical, and listen to the views of all sides, I think, is a man here, then more reliable
Those woman said what a mess, dogs P unreasonable Playin.
thirty-seven
Vang Pao frequency for MSN India recently signed. Watch a bit basic as follows:
1. Search for a woman, found 69,100,000 a Baidu, Google found 135,000,000 months, I could not find one!
2. Sichun seen daily in spring, this spring is not Li Yuchun.
3. grab rails, tear sheets, the sport, from missed.
4. Now and then, I filled with a castrated his own impulses, idle is of no use anyway.
see his words, I was shocked and very sad, really long time did not concern him.
Baoyin, I hardy brother, all these years, how to get through to you are, ah, ah? ?
Just let me touch down your hard-working pair of hands, touch something like that is full of sad stained calluses, I deeply repent this, for my ignorance, for my cold. . I'm sorry, I'm so sorry his mother had.
I can not help but frown, eyes tune out, only for the treasure chest and India to resolve the real issues,
belstaff outlet, in exchange for the slightest inner peace can only ah.
great sense of wells, hung two lines of cheap tears, Baidu above words -------\> was moved to tears down. .
thirty-eight
heard I want to buy a phone, so I buy octopus parallel machine is strongly recommended that he have a friend is selling parallel imports.
He took out his cell phone to me: vertu, and pure gold, never worn, licensed to forty thousand, that parallel imports as long as more than two thousand on it,
how cost-effective .
I 被震 a moment, it thoroughly suddenly become two thousand forty thousand to scare the concept.
and extremely honored, very reverently took this two thousand are actually forty thousand phone.
wow cow! Really is a dazzling gold Guangcan, in addition to a small part of the rust, other parts of gold is still gold.
meal very happy to take me to tour the new house he just bought.
he was high, or that car is still swift and fierce, \
to, the car side of the road. Stop, then reverse.
proudly said to me: there is a reversing radar, car Shuangwai Wai, do not look back, and if any obstacles, alarm will ring.
I very much agree with that, but then felt the body sank, pale.
turned his head to look, the back did not make the barrier, but a farm.
thirty-nine
the year before last winter, a bank in Beijing, I saw a beggar to do cards.
light to do cards, not to save money.
I am a bit curious. Although rich beggar is still there. But, after all, still feel a bit fresh.
later,
belstaff jacket, middle of the night to go self-service bank money one day and found a beggar sleeping inside.
Oh. This card is known to do what the beggar was used.
forty
has been a lot of people have already positioned as yellow and I'm the kind of cheap people.
and my blog also as a home travel gossip, the necessary foreplay masturbation? color small Bo.
So, when I see my present attitude to life under the sun is shining, just like to see Tyson in the knitting, make a fuss.
viewed the day before \
the film, Nicole. Kidman and two children live in an old castle.
very very old house, she can often feel there are other voices, other things the presence of suspected haunted.
entire movie strange atmosphere, full of suspense.
but in the end, but surprisingly, the original not the ghost of her house, but she is a ghost.
writers are strong, let the story just a few shots with disruptive changes.
The film tells us, sometimes we are ghosts they are also hard to tell.
So, not to mention the world who would distinguish who is the slut.
really cheap people often do not know who are in the cheap in cheap.
forty-one
cleavage of the highest state is said to be clamped to a pen.
all women friends, see here, perhaps secretly picked up in the hands of the pen. . . In the end you fancy me? She said is right, I can not find an excuse to argue that everything is indisputable fact. . . Throw it away. But after his wife Piandao Shou, also turn against a post, go to Europe to Hangzhou. Said to me with a gift, with a valid ID card to go claim. . ! . . . . . . . . . . .
Girls apt {studapt to flame Oh!
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