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Question: How can I most effectively skinny hip?
answer: rub tree.

questions: Display screen constantly shake slightly, in what ways?
A: You are often shake, when you monitor the frequency and amplitude with the same screen when you do not feel out.


question: Why do good Never look behind?
Answer: Because the nag shit in the back pull.


question: how to get rid of the annoying dog? It was near my home dogs, and do not ignore it just to run, constantly at night in front of my house shit, there is no path to not let it shit in my house, or mysteriously annihilated, and to put it no an knows.
answer one: and the owner says is useless, I narrate you a good mind. Every time the dog shit, you go to peer, so you peek dog found it shy, no longer afraid to go to your gate shit up.
Answer two: it buy a computer, and then teach it online, it is no air to your family door.


question: Why would I play 3D games dizziness?
answer one: underdeveloped cerebellum.
Answer Two: brain developed.
answer three: the size of the brain are underdeveloped. ,


Question: how driving the ants?

answer two: buy anteaters back not to bring ... to an end.
answer three: Play Zhang Chu's melody


answer four: this publish posted to the nest entrance, they are hard to die! Hard die of this ambiguity will be tortured to death.
answer five: keep some termites,PULSERA TRANSPARENTE CON BANDERA, they racial discrimination, kill each other.


question: how can we pick up extra money in the avenue?
answer one: his own billfold on the floor can be. -
Answer two: the best when the waste washing staff. Sidelights money so a excellent accident.
answer three: money is not picked up, do not go down, money is the fall from the sky, forever look up.


questions: easiest longevity secluded?

answer: reserve breathing, do not exhale.


Question: I want to ask Baidu do not know know know know know know do not know do not know did not know know know thateventually became know do not know do not know still do not know God knows to Baidu asked to know know know know know know I do not know do not know. Please add punctuation, wrong eyes Shenru ~
answer: I asked Baidu to know: Do not know did not know, do not know know the end to know to transform not know, do not know or do not know. God knows, to know, Baidu know, I know do not know to inquire, know do not know do not know!

question: Why does the moon around the sun?

Answer: Because the moon has turned around the globe.



questions: Liu sworn off seating as Who?


answer one: Coldest Winter.

Answer Two: Yan Huang Erdi.

answer three: peach.




question: Often listened in the video, Accurate average?
Answer: It should be only right: unbelievable (Amber weary newborn) amazing! notpossible (scratch afraid Division Po) can not! This is a intonation that is more intense than some of the above.

questions: Rocker his legs injury?


answer: half the size of half ass will be small.




Question: Why do people panic, though the birds do not?
answer one: people know what it's like fall, but the birds do not know.
answer two: when a bird in flight, never fear, it will not always preoccupied about their wings. And people always consider too much, too much weight.


question: Why do witches ride brooms to ride the bench is not it?
answer: Because riding a broom more handsome than riding the bench, and encounter the antagonist (lusty, their buffet) can be masked for sweeping work.








question: Why do Superman dress underwear on the outside?
answer one: wear on the inside, who know thatyou are Superman?

Answer Two: Batman, a hedging underwear; Spider-Man, Waichuan a; how Superman can not take the mainstream line? Underwear he wears outdoor the ... ...


Question: My computer has a virus what ought I buy pesticides nice?
answer one: what do not, you can not shoe a month, the virus starve to death inside.
answer two: Light starve to decease is insufficient, whether the virus infection is also hungry to mount out how to do something else's computer! Power starved to death or else it is not only to send a sack to seal up the computer to scamper out of edible off the wind because as it is without water.


Answer 3: The Fu Yan Jie it, rinse more healthy.
answer four: The Fu Yan Jie No, ah,PULSERA BLANCE CON ESPANA, upstairs. If the computer is a male how to do? In truth, with the Tide the best. Not to ache the hand,Extreme Balance, sterilization.
answer five: the entire upstairs is not variety, computer viruses can not use pesticides, you put the computer to go to the medic to the pestilence hindrance station shot on the line, shot each year can entirely prevent the virus the.


Question: My computer viruses; I sprayed with insecticides above the host, no stuff how things? You tin not longer sue the Consumers Association apt
answer two: nobody you have not spray a lot of little pots like




most Best answer: the virus should be software problem, not a hardware problem,PULSERA NEGRA CON ARGENTINA, so you spray on the host is useless, you should open the computer, remove the hard drive, then open the jet can be hard to solve your problem! ( not allowed to laugh, be solemn)

question: on the market fertility pills? What can eat a little fat? The simpler the better!
Answer: Yes, by the time the moment immediately become fat. Method is to ascertain a hornet's lair, to mix into his hand double, uh, fair a moment, to ensure that even fat mom did not know you.


questions: ask the specialist, what pistol rob a bank right there where to buy guns, AK-47 how much money one? Know what to mention. Thank you,XB 2011!
Answer: There is no experience here, but try to catch what you will see them.




Question: Please give some samples of chemical for the behalf of mankind.

answer one: approximately a century, the chemical on person society made the most famous contributions about: synthetic fibers, stains, petrochemicals, pharmaceuticals, fertilizers, artificial substances.
answer two: the atomic mine. No no


questions: a mental problem. What is backward the 228? What is behind the 103? 85 behind that? Three answers are the same! I favor the answer.
answer: the.


questions: Stars on the toilet to eat it?

answer one: Of course not, star repast shrieked Star shrieked on the toilet So do not
answer two: do not discern it as happened.


question: the mission of defending world peace to me

can answer one: If you are a dynamic Superman, I will think.
respond two: of way no to you, the next U.S. presidential voting must be up to you to come along, otherwise the American human will not be allowed. ~


Answer three: If you have superhuman strength, the competence of Sixty Million Dollar Man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles skill, Astro Boy's prowess, the wisdom of a damage, Mao.ZD courage, Zhou Enlai means namely Bush's maneuver ... ... basically you can to retain truce in the earth.
Answer four: open such a huge joke
answer five: you think you ah? what to you! If you are Altman, it can be!


answers : Why student dormitory to disable the Question: How do the laundry clean and
A: wash


questions: one for the shrimp porridge so difficult? ? ?


1 A: forging what articulate it, that's clearly not complicated
2 A: The porridge is personal? ... with the anthropomorphic approach??
3 A: to rice dumplings .. it is not difficult.


Question: I accidentally swallowed a bug, it might happen? 3, nH of.




Question: Help! my computer can not be switched up! fan does not corner, motherboard light is not shine ah!


Best Answer: Plug the line Why?
appendix for the best answer: No!


Question: I am a computer web, the students we must open the Games, and the teacher absences us to said a slogan for the level? to novel, innovative, we have studied with the computer network-related.


Answer 1: The maximum flow, the fastest speed!

answer 2 : We vouch not to card
answer 3: XX classes, tel lines, our class of small fiber!


question: Who can depict what CPU, memory and hard drive the relationship??

answer: you cpu memory hard pedal namely a bowl of pot, when you dine directly from bowl,PULSERA TRANSPARENTE CON FRANCIA, merely someone from the pot fraught out



questions: baby in 2007 February birth father surnamed Zhang, Ma Wang, amuse play a name, what boys and girls? best two-word name, and is the verb structure.
answer: octopus Wang


Question: I dated additional people love! adore I bear to see disabled people!! Why is it so ah!
Answer: Although the flowers have been the main, and occasionally too to the loose soil, though It seems not bear to see, but also to solve hot hot climate


question: how to withstand the temptation of prettiness??
answer: eat a sugar-coated shells to fight back!




Question: My guppy died within a day 100? Why is this so?
Answer 1: because you ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ because you are a wealthy fool, ah more money flaming
2 because you are not mores, stupid time to buy so much what you do not first try to put two water

3 because you are a gullible fool to buy the business to you is sick fish

4 because you are a You do not know her own silly fish go ~~~.........

question: Why Tianjin industrial so many crow over the ah?


Answer: Because crows have mixed diploma ah

male extra,Thanks for your time for your help! .