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I always give you trouble, I really do not know how to repay you ...
So ... my afterward life as a cow for the nag .... I ambition weed you eat ...

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told you all right you reception the ass ah!

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miss you, but also perplexed to cry you,
afraid you are engaged, afraid you ignore me, I am afraid you feel harassed,
really nice want to contact you, but ...
telephone is priceless, you call me!

4.
If you are a meteor
I'll be chasing you,
If you are waiting for you on satellite I,
If you are the star I'll Fall in love with you,
Unfortunately ... you are in a zoo gorilla ~ I can see you!! Well .. unfortunately ㄚ!!

5.
good muff .. now I do not know in my heart thinking ..
mind are presently bored to necrosis .. I really do not know how to do? ..
Can you narrate me .... I actually do no know alternatively absence apt eat huge surface district A q barrel!

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thank you most frustrated when I accompanied my,
most absence help in my period I pulled a thousand words untold,
just want to tell you:


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sorry yo ~ ~ still texting so late to you ~ ~
If you wake, then ~ ~ say this to you ~ ~
deserve ~ ~ Why did you work to bed early than I ㄚ ~ ~ ~ Oh!!

8.
meet - the starting of my center
love ~ my happy choice
~ I have the most precious wealth
into the red rug - is the everlasting power
always love ~ is
Unfortunately - I have sent the wrong person

10.
because of you, I trust in fate; because of you, I believe that elapse lives.
Perhaps all this is doomed, some variety of tension we were,
now I really want to say ...
what my previous life was made sin ah!

11.
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no thanks!

12.
God saw you thirsty and created water;
God saw you starving, and establish a meter;
God did not see you lovely friends, I created;
but also to see this globe is not an idiot, by the course also created you.

13.
If the Government requires a person's life can merely be a good, I would preferably that person is you.
I have no regrets, it lives!
anyhow the regulations ... the government did not let us forget!

14.
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see you is a happy thing!
I love you forever to do!
your idea I've been doing!
but??? lie to you, is equitable what occurred! Ha?? Ha!

15.
phone rang aloud, on behalf of my creature like you!
twice, average that I like you!
three times, mean that I love you!
When the seventh rang ...
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16.
According to statistics, more than 99.9 piglet long as human use the thumb to press the clasp to see newsletter!
Hey, do not change hands the matter, it was too late. Pig! Ha ha ha

17.
I put your name written in the sky, but was thumped away;
I write your name aboard the waterfront, but cleaned away at the sea;
I put your name on each turn ...
**, I was taken away by the police!

18.
If good looking is a error ... I have been a big error
If cute is a sin ... I have committed heinous crimes
man sorrowful to mention! ... you Jiuhaola ~ right was not anybody guilt ... I really envy you

19.
When the smokes that navigate too, that I think your marks;
shine when the sun,Cheap Asics Shoes, that I think you feel;
When the rain falls, it is I think your evidence;
when the thunder and speedy, it was the daytime I pray you are pizhong ... Ha - ha -

20.
year whether burning incense can meet with you,
three annuals of scalding incense tin
known you,
burning incense with you years of Xiang Xi,
happiness for my next life, I am willing to convert to Christianity ...

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