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答:嗯,一出火车站,我爸我妈就骑着马等我呢!从南方回家的时候从北京转车，下了火车到马站，50匹马连在 一起往家里开，广播里还说：“检票口检票员同志注意了，开往赤峰方向的特快111次马队准备开跑了，请给马 喂饱饲料............
2.问:草原真的好辽阔啊!
答:的确,你就闭着眼踩着油门往前冲吧,5分钟再睁眼没问题.
3.问:你家是养羊的吧?
答:嗯,那是那是,睡觉时我搂一只,我妹搂两只
4.问:你们上网怎么办啊?
答:我们用笔记本，放马背，有太阳能吸收板，手机无线上网。
5.问:你们怎么洗澡啊?
答:跳到河里洗呗，一三五男人洗 二四六女人洗周日休息让微生物净化下。
6.问:你们是不是都住在蒙古包里啊?平时都穿蒙古袍?
答:对啊....我们一个星期去城里一次买东西,到城里才穿便装,平时都穿蒙古袍....
7.问:那你们上学咋办啊?远不?骑马么?
答:骑啊..不骑马学校太远过不去啊...
8.问:那你们把马放哪啊?
答:我们学校有马棚.....还有的直接栓在楼下,下课的时候直接从窗户跳下去,跳到马背上,骑着就走了. ...
9.问:你们那里牛羊肉是不是不要钱啊?
答:恩.我们家门外遍地都是.想吃就随便在外面抓一只,也不管是谁家的.反正那么多也看不出来.还是新鲜的 呢.
10.问:来天津都多长时间啊?
答:我和老爸骑马来的,还带了一群牛羊来.赶了三天三夜才赶到火车站.把牲口往火车上一塞,坐了一天一夜才 到.下了火车把牲口一卖,父亲把卖的钱激动的塞给我说:"你的学费有了".
11.问：你们打的吗？
答：打，有钱打个马的，没钱打个骆驼的
12。问我怎么上课，我说：“老师骑着马，拿着粉笔，在这边写一划，骑马走到那边再写一划；老师提问时,我 们就把答案绑在箭上,然后射在黑板上!”
13.问我：内蒙是不是有个古大学
回答：有，考古学很出名，专门研究恐龙的。
14.我家3个水龙头左边蒙牛纯牛奶中间自来水右边伊利酸奶，和水费一起收价钱一样~
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