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first lesson
a man for his wife to take a bath after bath. At this time, the doorbell rang.
wrapped around his wife quickly rushed to the door with a towel.
When she opened the door, neighbor Bob stood there.
open before her, Bob said, \After a few seconds, Bob hands her $ 800 and then left.
towel wrapped woman returned to the house again.
when she entered the bathroom, her husband asked her, \
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Lesson
a salesman, a clerk and their manager to walk to lunch and discovered an ancient oil lamp.
their friction lamp, a genie jumped out.
Wizard said: \prosperous! She flew away.
\love. \He flew away.
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manager replied: \




Lesson
eagle sitting on the high tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle
and asked it, \Eagle resting on the ground below. Suddenly,juicy couture crown, a fox appeared, it flew rabbits ate it.
Moral of the story:
want to sit idle, you have to sit very, very high position.





Lesson
a bird flying south for the winter. Days too cold. It is frozen,juicy couture babys, lost in the midst of the field.
It lay there,ed hardy uk, a cow came on it in a pile of feces.
frozen bird lying on the dunghill, began to feel the warmth.
warm cow dung to make it came true.
It lay warm cow dung, abnormal happy, and began to sing.
a passing cat heard the bird rushed over to see what happens.
down the sound, it is found under the bird dung, and promptly ate it dragged out.
Moral of the story:
(1) not everyone in your body are your enemy shit.
(2) Each of you is not out of pellets, are your friends.
(3) When your pellets in the deep, the best close your beak!





Lesson

a turkey and a bull in the chat. \nutrition. \The next day, after eating more dung, the turkey reached the second bifurcation of the tree. Finally, after two weeks, turkeys are very proud to stand on top of the tree. Unfortunately, not long, it was eyeing a farmer and the farmer will be very neatly shot down the turkey.

moral of this story is ... ... cow dung (Goushi Yun) may enable you to reach the summit, but it does not make you stay there forever.





Lesson

master of playing one show, he told his disciples loose shoelace. Masters nods his thanks, squats down carefully. Turn until the disciples after he squatted down to loosen the laces. Have an observer to see all this, did not understand: \laces loose, the performance of this detail can be tired of his haggard. \This enthusiasm must protect his enthusiasm, in a timely manner to give him encouragement, as to why you want to untie the shoelace, there will be more opportunities to teach him to perform, you can say ah next time. \The moral of the story is ... ... people can only do one thing at a time, understand focuses on major, is the real talent.




Lesson

a person buy a parrot, a parrot before seen standard: This parrot will be two languages, two hundred yuan price . The other is marked before the parrot said: This parrot will be four languages, price four hundred yuan. Which to buy it? Two are glossy coat, very flexible and cute. This man turns ah turn, could not decide. Results suddenly found an old toothless, parrots, scattered dark coat color, price eight hundred yuan. The man quickly called to the boss: the parrot would say that eight is not a language? The owner said: no. The man strange: Why is old and ugly, and no ability, the value of this number would it? The owner replied: Because the other two parrots call the parrot owner.

moral of this story is ... ... a real leader, not necessarily how strong their ability, just to understand trust, understand decentralization, treasure, will be able to unite more than their own power, thereby enhancing their worth. Instead many people can be very strong but because it is too perfectionist, hands-on, what people do not like myself, and finally can only do the best research staff, sales representatives, can not become good leaders.





Lesson

there was a small country who come to China, Jin tribute of three identical, gold wall glory the emperor pleased bad. But this small country's people do not kind, but the one subject: the three Jin Which is the most valuable? The emperor wanted a lot of ways, please check the jeweler, weight, work, are exactly the same. How to do? Angel still waiting to report it. Great country, not even the things they do not understand? Finally, an old minister said he has a way. Messenger of the emperor will go to the main hall, veteran chest successful enough to hold three straw, insert the first Jin's ears, ears that straw out the other side. The second straw Jin directly out from the mouth,christian audigier clothing, and a third Jin, fell into the stomach after the straw into what does not ring. Old minister said: The third most valuable Jin! Messenger was silent, the answer is correct.

moral of this story is ... ... the most valuable person, not necessarily the most people can say. God gave us two ears and one mouth, that we had to listen to less talk. Good listener, who is the most basic quality mature.




Lesson
a pigeon always keep moving, to get rid of the smell of his body! It is felt that each new home, not long to live, there is an intense smell, breath to it, had been forced to move. It felt very disturbed, put the troubles experienced with an old pigeon complain. Old pigeon said: \> The moral of the story is ... ... out of tune with the team, the problem comes from their own!

some people will continue to complain about other people's fault, blame the faults of others, they feel around with their environment and people everywhere against; or consider themselves \In fact, they do not realize that the real problem is not from around, but from themselves. As such, must try to recognize their own and try to seriously and deeply introspective.




of the tenth lesson

A B said: \in favor of your revenge!! break the company will give it some color to see. but you leave now, is not the best time. \B said: \the company will be subject to significant losses, very passive. \So work hard, then something like half a year of hard work, he has many loyal customers. Meet again when the B Q A: Now is the time, and to jump to act Oh! A lightly smiles: CEOs had a long talk with me, ready to promote me to assistant general manager, I do not intend to leave out.

moral of this story is ... ... only to pay more than be, let the boss really is greater than your ability to see the location and give you more opportunities to create more profit for him.






class XI have three people to jail for three years, three of them one the warden had given a request. Americans love cigars, to the three boxes of cigars. French the most romantic, to be accompanied by a beautiful woman. The Jews said, he wants to communicate with the outside of a telephone. After three years, the first coming out of the American, his nose stuffed with cigars, shouted: \Then out of the French. I saw his hand holding a child, a beautiful woman hand holding a child, also with the third stomach. Finally out of the Jews, he firmly hold the hand of the warden, said: \Laoshilaisi! \Today's life is our choice by the decision three years ago, and today we will determine our choice after three years of life. We have to choose access to the latest information on the latest trends, in order to better create their own future.




twelfth class

two people in the forest, encountered a large tiger. A hurried off from behind a pair of lighter shoes replaced. B sudden death, and scolded: \crisis. In particular the imminent entry, telecommunications, banking, insurance, and even those we think are very stable civil service and secure business, will face a lot of variables.

moral of this story is ... ... when more Tiger comes, we are not ready for your running shoes?




scholar thirteenth course there was the third time
Beijing exam, living in a regular live store. Two days before the exam he did three dreams, the first dream is the dream of their own kinds of cabbage in the wall, the second dream is a rainy day,cheap moncler jackets, he was also wearing a bamboo hat umbrella, and the third dream is the dream with the beloved cousin lying ########## together, but Beikaozhaobei. These three dreams seem profound meaning, the scholar went to a fortune the next day to explain it quickly. Fortune-telling one, shooting the thigh, said: \out, but back to back, not the game is it? \Shop owner is very odd, and asked: \,ed hardy günstig, you're going to stay. you think the wall is not high vegetable species? wearing umbrella hats do not show that you prepared all this time? with your cousin back by lying in bed ##########, not that you the time necessary to stand up to it? \

moral of this story is ... ... the positive people, like the sun, where it shines bright, negative people, like the moon, not the same as the first and fifteenth. Thoughts determine our lives, what kind of idea what kind of future there.







fourteenth lesson in a small zoo camel asked his mother: \camel mother said: \mother said: \so thick? \Why are we still in the zoo, do not desert hiking it? \A good attitude + a successful teaching + an infinite stage = success. Person's potential is unlimited, the key is to find a stage full potential.




fifteenth class

seven people who live with daily in a vat of porridge. Worse, porridge every day is not enough. At first, they drew lots to determine who points porridge a day, round one. Ever since a week off, they have only one day is full, that is, the day that their sub-porridge. Then they began to elect a person of high moral character points out porridge. Power tends to corrupt, we began to think hard to please him, bribe him, and made the small group of black smoke barrier gas. Then we began to porridge composed of three sub-committees and four of the selection committee, but they often attack each other, passing down, his mouth full of porridge to eat cold. Finally came up with a way: rotate the porridge,
but the sub-porridge and other people who choose to take the rest after the last bowl. In order not to eat the least, each share of the average as much as possible, even if uneven, they can only recognize the. Everyone happy, and agreeable, the days become better.

moral of this story is ... ... are also seven different distribution system, there will be a different culture. So if there is not a unit of work habits, must be mechanisms, must be open not completely fair, there is no strict Jiangqinfalan. How to develop such a system, every leader needs to consider the issue.