the most embarrassing I've ever had one thing in a couple's bed, hid half the night. In addition to occasionally put a fart, the atmosphere did not dare cry out.
that night drunk, went home the wrong door. To a building near my house, into the same floor of the house to others the same unit. It so happened that the house door is not closed, ajar. I went straight into the room, nor shoes off, went straight to the bedroom. Link to cry, and fell to the bed.
just sleepy, heard voices outside the door there is a prettily said, her husband, it would come back, want to die. Flashed a man in a half bath towel door, almost ########## with a woman. While drunk, but she's ######y and I am still surprised luxuriant. Thought that the Tsing Yi Liao Zhai legendary ghosts sister, even I have to fight it. I sat up in bed about Teng. That woman is more disorders, ah to shouted, stunned in the doorway.
How you came to my house, wrong, right? I first made the first response. She just react, quickly obscured the body with a towel. Then, sternly rebuke:
This is my home! You do not see the door to see, but also directly on my bed!
not it? There is no wrong ah? Is to drink high, you will not be wrong door, right? I remembered the side tone, while stood up. A closer look, hey, if indeed not my bedroom. --- Oh, the mother, it really go're wrong?
look at you, not only wrong, but also on the wrong bed! Drink like this, hate is dead! She cried with a tearful voice.
I immediately Wang Menwai go. Hey, sorry. I am sorry. Fortunately, your husband is not, otherwise, this a big misunderstanding. If not finished, hears someone knocking at the door. I'm just going to hand sliding door, she suddenly hold my hand about, and pushed me back onto the house. Said a low voice called out,
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I said, okay, I explained to him, all my fault. She pinched my arm about Sijin. Mad at me, can you explain clearly? Also not to mention my husband who is a heart is small. She looked all around, Jizhongshengzhi to a set off the edge of the bed sheets, a means toward the bed and said: Quick, hide under the bed before you speak. Fast! I also attend to what is panic among the, and to quickly drill squeezed into the bed. Linen cloth along her down, and set off, head out to the bed asked: I do not call you, do not come out.
Soon, I heard a heavy footsteps came. Wooden floor being stepped on too giggle ringing, it sounds like he is definitely a big guy. I'm scared to tightly hold your breath, I heard not out, alcohol is suddenly scared to fly, and drenched in sweat.
look at you like this drink! Did not find another home run to go the wrong door? ! Qiao said women play. I heard her hit the man slightly slamming a huge burp, fart noise is also more than twice as loud. Then he said: You do not say, I walked next to that building gone, the same unit. Knock on the door for a long time, no one at home. I began wondering blind, hidden, what kind of home do men. I Sijin urgent knock, almost smashed the door. Later, a neighbor came out next, before we know the wrong. You see, this trouble.
I rely on, rely on, rely on! Hit the door of my house? NND! If I'm at home, even if I leg no matter how small, will surely kick in the past. I lay under the bed, violently, crazy silent curse.
not Ma Wan, head rattle the look, the canopy bed as the heavens like the pressure in my head. He lay down on the bed. That is how one component of the ah. I felt the mattress across the life can not shirk. The sense that it can participate in international competitions is a great ass, is simply relentless.
then more terrible thing happened. A giant fart, bolt from the blue camel exploded in my head. Power directly through 50 cm thick mattress in my temple formed a high pressure zone. A minute later, it shook my ears ringing buzzing. If even this humiliation are people who may be able to, what can not bear it.
my blood boil. Wished I was a fierce dog. If my dog with long teeth, but be patient you will definitely bite through the mattress.
Fortunately, the sound fart does not stink. I heard the man sick with the giant incomparable voice, baby, you wash the true slippery ah. Soft white soft white, I'm comfortable about applying.
woman said, you go to wash first. His mouth, she played a little light under the bed with their feet on the floor, to my eye it. I saw the white toes also nodded at me, that is, say nothing of the. I'm ready, as long as the young man entered the bathroom, I would like a dog sprang to go. Who knows man, I just washed in the sauna, baby, do not tell you, tonight I stay a few customers.
woman was choked, half not answer, probably is the man hugged tightly. Head of the bed came a crawling and rolling. Heard a woman whisper, do not, tonight, I'm not comfortable. Men Yiliaoyisheng said, look, tease my mood is not it? Which call, let me hasten back from the hospital sauna? Added to the can not stand it? Ah? ,
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discount designer purses, but beautiful and XX of the best little woman. Suddenly remembered the way she had just showered, and now she is in my top it. Wow! I was a little happy. Eat not, and can listen to a play Ye Hao, without spending money. I was secretly happy. Original eavesdropping is also a very exciting thing na.
started constantly churn out above. Thought I was above her, and she is her above him, heck. . Toss for a moment.
that male unnerving sounds, and some wrong, so very softly, mumbles Lai Lai Haw said: drink more ,............... tonight ..........
ha ha ha! I was under the bed Xiaofan. Afraid to speak, quietly laughing, but also deflated lips to fight back. Dumb smile, the body of a unsteadily. Above'd hold back, but accidentally, following a gas leak. Porphyrin is heard, like the open like a champagne bottle, a surge of reinforcements from the valley where I rushed out. Although he did not just put the ring, but the sound is very pure. I have not let go of life that the standard fart sound it.
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baby. man said, very crisp, ha! Puchi about women, rattle laugh. One side says, not me, wild dogs do, or that way ah? Tibetan daggers in her words, I know called me yet.
people affected fart does not stink. But I'm different. Twenty seconds later, the rich smell spread from the bed and leapt up. That taste is simply a. How do you say? I saw some mosquitoes fly out of bed to escape mad camel. Estimates will never come back. I have very embarrassed. Do not smell foul smell is not over, is not such a bad smell foul. No way out.
If not. I heard the man, Oops, Oops for words a few times, said, baby,
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the woman must be the victims. First silent, then probably could not bear it, say to go to the toilet. But that man run faster than her .... that he urgency ,..... go, ... I was in it when men go to the toilet .... crawl out from under the bed. ... slipped out .. the woman said to me at the door. brother or do you have the means to service the ...
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(This story is purely fictitious and any similarity is purely coincidental!)
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