1. A reporter asked after the emergence of Cao Cao: You died in Luoyang, built the tomb in Anyang why choose? Cao: Capital house prices are too expensive, cheaper second-tier cities. Q: sleeping with you in the end the woman who is the Millennium? A: Shhh, she is Diao Chan, the word algae. Q: Finally, can talk about your views on this new era? A: The name alone has been used back.
2. out all the troops, land and air with the strong push Night, night after hard-fought, appeared to be GG, and suddenly out biological attacks on the map all the human race neutral, the result is one people have been overturned.
3. Baidu is dark truth: Because Iran to buy rocket brothers on Baidu, the results are ######## PPC fooled.
4.2010 Directions on examination, the deepest bottom of my heart all my colleagues to issue a mixture of humiliation and grievances of the last vestiges of the poem have always focussed on crying, painful silence - made under the examination paper is sank, a nervous, forgot all words, deja vu , where Italy is unknown. Gestalt sort of two vast, look read, tears of thousands of lines. Leaving the examination room, see a classmate, are the same, very hurt, so see the father and mother results discredited. Just waiting for results to be published at the Ming Dynasty, then the noose, the Department of the beam.
5. this morning on a buddy, do not increase Baidu,
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6. Breast four results: 1, 2, quite different, quite different from 3, the same is not 4, not as big
7. It is said that be translated as Hong Kong has been translated as before the examination is in the back, into the examination room full collapse, to get the whole examination paper tears, the whole thing back not test, test, it all does not T_T
9. Times Chinese-English Dictionary: slave marriage (wedding slave), house slaves (mortgage slave), otaku (Otaku), house woman (Otaku girl), hide and seek (hide-and-seek), flash pregnant (quick pregnancy), cottage (cheap copy) , Zhuangnen (act young)
10. test is force others people to act for the purpose of reading, writing, physical and psychological destruction of the behavior of others. There are three circumstances, the statutory punishment increase: 1, the examination cause hanging branches, rehabilitation, or to fail the course, the threat of rehabilitation; 2, the difficulty is too high to cause physical and psychological examinations damaged; 3, no exam program focus, not designated range, do not give directions ... ...
11. This morning in the company bus, the colleague sitting beside a beautiful woman asleep, even begun to snore, causing the entire vehicle a lot of attention I think this is very humiliating to push her hand, saw her murmured: Do not the husband, tomorrow it ... ...
12. Shanghai water from the sea, sunlight old photo at the elderly big wave Big Baum mermaid Renmei, speaking to the playground tomorrow morning, but the brother was a Buddhist Buddha believed to have Brother, Big Buddha, Buddhist temples were too extraordinary!
14. unmarried sorrow - - 2010, widow of. 2011, bachelor years. 2012, end of the world.
15. otaku costs of paper, house woman Pay!
16. Recently, the Ministry of Agriculture Ministry of Industry and carry a statement on joint action to combat vulgar agricultural products. Where: Pear, melon because of the color Jurisprudence Elizabeth, was ordered to peel the sale; cucumber, carrots and other vegetables all sections vulgar form rectification. Meanwhile, the official pointed out that in view of the color appearance are serious violations of the banana, will resolutely banned according to law, and take the relevant domestic orchards burned to handle, the people of a healthy market.
17. the so-called happy things: 1, do not fight father actually find a good job; 2, do not actually find a good director devotion; 3, do not actually marry a good wife to buy a house; 4, no case of gifts actually to the good doctor; 5, do not identify as much of the pro-son; 6, do not actually get good business bribery; 7, instead of having to actually handed to force a true friend; 8, do not recognize a good leader father actually met.
18. since yesterday the three operators have launched mobile phone text messages sensitive words filtered, involving yellow, violence, and other five categories to monitor the content of the message, and send the user implementation of the punishment. It is reported that usually the user's messaging shut down for 24 hours will be automatically restored after 24 hours; if the circumstances are serious, bring valid documents by the user to 移动营业厅 sign an undertaking to send the above information will never be re- opened.
19. marriage will go to domestic brothers, rich apartment, no money goes back, the Great Wall, building high-rise buildings, construction sites up and down, rolling waves of people, stay up late to get up early, at once overnight, wife's mother said: buy a house was reached. To be money to see a sea of people, one room downright. Prices so artificially high, countless heroes Jingzhe Yao, Xi Han kings, Seeing shaking his head, Tang and Sung kings, it is no trick, Genghis, Genghis Khan, had lived in yurts!
20. learn back back silently, trapped trouble trouble numerous difficulties, exam review time, most difficult to rate, two cups of coffee, how the enemy he piled up the test paper? Hanging branches also, is sad, but it is the original title papers. Manchuang stacked books, has turned bad, now who want to see? Table guarding children, alone, how offensive problems? Mathematics even take physics, to dusk, of sorrow and hastily. The first, Sorrow.
21. I support what you support, oppose you are opposed to it, but I want you the myth of secularization, but also knowledge of your demon!
22. Yesterday, Li published a press conference in Changsha, Hunan, at the first positive response to a widely circulated on the network, Li said:
23. two years after breaking up, in a city unexpectedly. M: M: Woman asked, Woman:
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25. onlookers * Friends of the Central Organ of the two sites: the Central Services 鹊桥!
26. I use a sack of money for college, a sack for the book; graduated, with these books for cash, but can not afford a sack!
27. Chun after another anti-hanging branches to God - Conan hanging, hanging branches difficult. If you have Kobe Bryant posters, do not hang on Conan, or