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My reward for all that pain? A smile as symmetrical as college-ruled paper. Yet, I’ve been wondering lately, with the influx of crooked-teethed stars,
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“Straight teeth are bullshit,
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The problem with braces isn’t that they’re one more symbol of unnatural beauty,
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“I was totally obsessed with my two front teeth being straight from ages 12-19,
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So embrace your crooked smiles, don’t force your kid to get braces and admit it,
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–GLENNA GOLDIS
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