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Reprinted from 402109890 at 18:32 on June 18, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Miscellaneous world Kan
madness of modern society, women ######ual desire is too strong, and the sheep began to eat the wolf, and Tom and Jerry go to bed, rabbits eat sausages, and homo######uality are considered normal, not an affair for a gift for.
lover watches, are, the prettier the better; Xiaomi a pocket watch, the more intimate the better; Miss electronic form, the more fresh and better; wife is automatic table, not on the bar still running; various tables with a good, time to master, can not let them noisy!
man is a semi-finished twenty, thirty is the finished product,
tory burch outlet, is a fine forty, fifty is the best, is the top grade sixty, seventy is a waste, eighty souvenirs. Virgin is a tribute
wine, men want to taste; young woman is a red wine, drank like two; lover of beer and drank a cool heart and refreshing; wife is white, hard to have to drink a whole one!
child asked: Dad said softly, darling! legs apart then? A woman out of the 50 male anger: his mother is moving you, ah, also two-way charge!
husband in bed reading, from time to time put his hand into his wife lap, his wife would strip like a baby, the husband asked why? Wife asked: Why do your hands? Husband and said solemnly: wet hands, good open book!
Since ancient times, the wines of Anhui: girl lift of the legs, hole in the wine; boys lift of the legs, gold seeds alcohol; Granny lift of the legs, Gujing Distillery ; old man lift of the legs, Quan dry beer; lift of your legs, sword Male liquor.
father took his son to take a bath, ground was slippery, the son will be slipped and caught his father's JJ when it did not fall, his father scolded: Thanks and I'll ######## to your mother and to non-wrestling you die.
sanitary napkins, condoms, said: negligence, I ten months of the business to yellow.
point of the road eating a stir Miss whip flowers and take their food accidentally dropped between his legs, Miss shocked: this stuff is really powerful ! cooked chopped, and it went so far as know the way!
a young man on a bus to see a beauty of the collar was very low, Chunguangwaixie, jokingly said: where ah, The man sawed her long? that Anke did not see clearly, but definitely a novice, because he could not find a half-day place, but finally I go in to his help a poor village ......
introduced the village conditions: basically rely on the party to eat, clothes by spinning the basic, fundamental wealth by looting, the basic by-law to; communications base by the roar, the traffic to go through basic, basic law and order by the dog, ######ual life, basically rely on hand!
QJ women were criminals into a home against her husband come down to earth come back to see his wife being gang hold him down, picked up a shovel and angry film, heard his wife cursed: to shoot in! own people and old to engage their own people.
a Japanese woman in a sauna bath, looking for Cuozao China Takeo, Takeo rubbed and rubbed of a sudden, the penis is inserted into the shameful place, a large Japanese women anger: What's your work? Adonis said: rubbing the inside!
married two history teachers, and is the second marriage, into the bridal chamber, the woman seeking a second line on the Union: night attack on Pearl Harbor, Americans frightened (fine) Male How to: two atomic bombs on Japan, Germany, (too) surrendered scroll reads: World War II!
life, ah, always to some philosophy of life is like ... ... rape: either resist or go to enjoy; work as prostitutes: No you can not let other people on; society is just like ...... all of them rely on their own hands to solve!
Ni Ping to Mengcheng guests, dishes on a penis, especially good taste, asked, What things? Feng Gong, said: cattle body has! cattle, said Feng Gong who have! Ni Ping Q: I am who have? two homogeneous A: You do not Sometimes yes, sometimes there is no urgency ......
beauty, street urinate, no paper to wipe the leaves. leaves a sting ,**** very sore. beauty is not Wyatt said: : Mobile is better than China Unicom!
a female disguised as a man, one day at LJ positions suddenly came under the red one, the company commander asked: a: Amitabha, Pinseng is to learn from!
Mr. Wang bought a turtle on business, not to take on the plane. He Jizhongshengzhi, the turtle into the crotch on the plane. sit tight and then fear the turtle suffocated to unlock the zippers to the turtle's head was released from the edge of the flight attendants had been twisted head to see. Mr. Wang said: look, see what to see. have not seen? stewardess blush and say, this thing I've seen, but eye as you really this long is the first time see!
colleagues to Inner Mongolia to play in the tent to eat meat and milk, and some people not used to the taste and others wanted to change the to eat. A lady on the side of man said: You eat my milk, I eat your eggs now!
, a man went to his family doctor, he asked: 『doctor, I want to get married, But me and my girlfriend is the first time, you can tell us how to do it? 』doctor is looking at men grew up, hear this question a little uncomfortable, then looked outside briefly, then said:『 Look side, there are two dogs you see the park? see what they are doing it? home to follow suit on the right of the 』Two months later, they met again, the doctor asked: How do ###### life?? man answers said: 『ah well, just really do in the park a bit cold, but also some peep』
so a couple, very affectionate. One day the wife said to her husband: After each put 10 dollars in the affectionate way there, so that existing money in the future Ye Hao proved how deep our love. Every time I put only 10 yuan, 100 yuan how would there be? look at that cost-effective, is a good pen easy money, so it was, and he went to bed. dark, her husband came home from work, and asked: 500? so? shrimp paste it! driving through before joining the party, to join the party after the loose half!
young man almost cost price to buy a sofa and asked his boss to sell at a discount bed, boss, said: Account for his aging mother on the sofa cheap, want to account for his aging mother in bed cheap! It is like the rich and powerful backs and hard men!
beautiful women awesomeness man, loose women Shuangsi men, gentle men love women, talented women hook dead men, wealthy women to play dead man, a woman officer kill men, women, men vocation is Gaosi!
a newly married man to work the next day, the class boredom. friends asked why. man said, 'used to visit a prostitute before, after last night and my wife finished I readily throw her the 100. 'Friends of the relieved, said,' You have nothing to give her the money that ah! 'man annoyed Road' problem is his mother pulled her back I'm 20 ........'
an old couple, day meal whim to bare to look youthful throb. During the banquet, the old woman's eyes glistening with emotion, said, 'the old man, ah, I feel the feeling, the body is so hot ... ... 'the old man had a faint inclined to say' hang down at the soup .....'
a boy who bought a parrot hanging in a brothel where, when mothers work the door, the parrot see yell 'wow, proprietress substitutions it!' Then sister came home from work, parrot that he shouted again, 'wow! even the lady for it!' At this time, head of the family's father back, with the greatest strength of this parrot called 'I speak, how old passenger also his mother ah !.......'
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