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NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura,
Kate and Sarah .
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other
as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in ￡20,clarks shoes, even
though it's only for ￡32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they
want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay ￡2 for a ￡1 item he needs.
A woman will pay ￡1 for a ￡2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
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The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS
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FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
[Note: I personally and strongly disagree with this statement!--Nicole]
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,nike air max 24-7 women's running shoe, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping,美国三架货机疑现炸弹 联邦调查局展开调查(图), water the plants, empty the bins,
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A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite
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A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.