2007 new slip of the tongue, the tears you laugh -

1 an unfamiliar colleagues and I chat,herve leger online, chat content was terribly dull, the net about how he and his girlfriend, friends, how you, I am speechless,,,, when he spoke After half a day, look at me,paul smith homme,,,, it could be, he so much, I always stand right in the table ,,,,
moment, really do not know what to say, blurted even say one thing: your daughter friend is a woman, right?
own Puhan half !!!!
2 with the buy daguokui eat, a man came up: the boss, to the two helmets!
(good teeth, like appetite, eating mother a fragrant..)
3 high school class has a student named Huang Jiajian
day to the old school did not see him after class classroom seats empty
to say one thing: Yi, Huang Jiajian people?
called him after the whole class laughed Huang slut.
4 exam before the teacher made the test paper, took a more behind the girls, shouting, \, is my \the cook, said: \years old, called to care, after greeting the two sentences to the sentence: Your child is now eating milk or your milk
7 One evening, met an acquaintance , opening said: \9 day to buy watermelon, Selling what you heard someone asking: Do you have skin watermelon it?
10 drying the yard of a wheat farmer, a few chickens to peck, farmers sweep, chicken scratch,brautjungfernkleide günstig, and then sweep and then scratch, the last straw and cursed: \scratch, you sweep the floor, I scratch, you sweep the floor. \
12 in the cafeteria buy lunch and see the favorite to long bean curd skin, I am so excited, and the waiter, to a potato skin, the surrounding people are shocked.
13 as an opportunity to travel, to go somewhere Bank of China, maintenance equipment, cook came out from the hotel after a taxi driver, said: \I mean, at that time to buy a screwdriver, I did not notice that I said something wrong, then the driver has been very aggrieved at me, said: \I was very angry, ferocious, said: \it \! ! That know I was wrong, and hastened to explain for a long time, and now feel sorry for people think about women drivers.
14 remember \His Majesty, good sword (base), His Majesty, good sword (cheap) A ... ...
speechless ... ...
15 junior high school, the teacher called Translation Who is this man?
a student translation: this is Who the man? The whole class laughed, the teacher went to McDonald's last silent
16, the salesperson said: Come to a bag of potato chips, they said no. I said, ah what shop did not even potato chips, so much turned away. . .
17 mid-term exam, even the girls behind the desk there is a pants shape pencil case, I look back, pen out, I said: \> 18 Remember Lu Yu a dog, next to the surprised yell MM: Yeah, the tail not the dog! !
19 ass sun Yang too.
20 remember when buying toy guns and filled the circular plastic bullets directly to the old toy store Grandpa wrote: buy a pack of the original (circular) bullets!
21 students to explain to me how to make a query call.
I would like to ask a real person answered the phone there, or voice, actually said has become: \place.
face to a policeman, gg immediately approached and asked politely: \*.
teacher said: \sounds sweet MM, she told me his extension number, I do not know who I'm looking for a man or a woman surnamed Wang, and I by the way the words, \> 25 my junior year eleven students to work the fish shopping. Guests got to pick a good fish, my classmates and gently said to him, pointing to kill Yutai:
\introduce a girlfriend, I had to ask \Death of their own sweat!
27 teacher asked us: \like a pig-like! \Almost every time to buy my wife eat cake! Results day I see the new out of a slightly smaller size of the cake, looks basically the same, but I'm not sure, then ask the salesman aunt: \> 30 cousin home to open kindergartens, she was in a hurry, asking me to help her take care of the children 1 hour, what a game story. The first time in the face of more than a dozen children, too nervous, tongue tied: \; 31 original copies of the scripts: I have 110 police officers and wounded two after the criminals fled
announcer read: Two hundred and ten criminals and police officers injured after I fled
(Once Upon a reincarnation ??!)
32, when my high school and my brother a class, he sat behind me the night we
geography teacher asked us: Who is your sister? Who is my brother? At that time I stayed out
33 Liangpi dormitory after a purchase, go to another dorm little walk, come home and find my roommate eating Liangpi.
they see me come back, one of them said to me: how can you back? Liangpi is cold!
34 day like soft drinks, catch a few steps toward the Lengyin Tan would like to say a bottle of soda, only to see the front of the beer stood, a radical actually said: \boss ... ... ... ... ... ...
35 have asked for a sentence of my colleagues read the newspaper, \36 before the red and white plane with a game called \
38 Once, my husband and I fight, he scolded me: \
39 one of our colleagues, when he went to driving test, the examiner said the words of a classic:
report instrument, the examiner normal ~~~~~~
40 I remember one time,converse high, and a sister have children to KFC, the queue when I heard her murmuring a chicken burger,Abercrombie France, a pair of wings ......, finally her turn, an opening to Xiaofan all, she was going to say \beer. Squad leader would like to remind them to buy cans of beer to buy, and may have been the talk of world events, the squad leader stand up and shout: \. .
42 MM told me that the new KFC's \groggy, to the restaurant, I smile, Miss Kentucky to the sentence: please give me two \............. shame-_-!
43 normal work has been busy, Valentine's Day, work relatively late, rushed to buy flowers, and his wife to cook at home waiting for me, called and asked me what time to go home, I fooled my wife said, also a long time, not very happy to hear her hang up the phone, my heart said to surprise you ... ... to buy a flower, and rush to buy chocolate, and hurry to play cars, for a long time not hit, and finally find the car, home, rushed upstairs, quietly opened the door and saw his wife in the kitchen, and my heart burst of warm, look, jumped in the past, and raised flower trembling and affectionate with his wife,ed hardy belts, said ... ... Merry Christmas! ! ! ! ! !