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Old 06-14-2011, 07:35 AM   #1
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Default 经典搞笑~ 哈哈!

经典搞笑~ 哈哈!


一哥们烂醉,站不能站,座不能座,只能作“一滩”状。
众人无可奈何之际,其突然往身上拍了三下,高呼曰“钱包!在!钥匙!在!手机!在!都在!!” 。众寒!
当夜,他每10分钟重复一次!!!!强人!
事后便有绰号“×三拍”
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我上大学时跳过一个巨可怕的集体舞,需要急速摔倒、高抬腿等暴烈的动作。大家没练几天就都不行了,浑身都是 青的,有的腿部肌肉还拉伤,我伤得比较厉害。
下午我去上课,在三楼,我的一条腿根本抬不起来,就那么硬往上走,简直就是把那条腿直着往上送。正走着,听 见后面一个女孩跟她男朋友说:“还是大城市的学校正规一些,在我们老家,这种小儿麻痹的根本不 能上学。”
我狂晕……
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宿管科突来宿舍检查有无违章电器。可怜我那两个哥们吓得魂不附体,一人赶忙收起电炉子躲进蚊帐,另一人端着 炉子上煮的热牛奶也钻进
了进来…… 检查的推门进来,拉灯一看没人,正欲离开,突然,蚊帐里的一兄弟被牛奶杯烫了一下,一下子碰翻了杯子,并发 出骇人的惨叫声……
宿管科老师吓了一跳,nike air max wright 1,拉开蚊帐细瞧:两个男生衣冠不整地抱在一起,床单上白乎乎的一大片……
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同桌感冒流鼻涕,但他忘记带手帕了,就不断把鼻涕用力吸入鼻子里。在黑板上写字的语文老师突然转过身来大嚷 :“够了!给我停止!
吵死了!”全班一片安静。老师又说:“到底是谁上课时偷吃面条还这么大声?”
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一道题目要求把以下四句话用关联词连接:
1、张海迪姐姐瘫痪了;
2、张海迪姐姐顽强地学习;
3、张海迪姐姐学会了多门外语;
4、张海迪姐姐学会了针灸。
正确答案应该是:"张海迪姐姐虽然瘫痪了,但顽强地学习,不仅学会了多门外语,而且还学会了针 灸。
结果有一个孩子写:虽然张海迪姐姐顽强地学会了针灸和多门外语,可她还是瘫痪了。
又发现一个更猛的孩子写道:张海迪姐姐不但学会了外语,还学会了针灸,她那么顽强地学习,终于 瘫痪了!
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高中时候,班里一哥们,1981年生,不大,就是特老相.....
以下是他坐公交时发生的一点事情:
高二时候,这哥们座公交去学校,因为路途长,百无聊赖的时候,邻座的一个35岁左右的男人跟他搭话,那人张 嘴就来句:“大哥,去哪里?
这哥们也许是平常遭遇这样的待遇多了,也并不万分惊奇,颇%
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