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-1 a male teacher angrily to a school girl to sleep, said: I am exhausted to decease in the above, you are inactive in the following! Not with it when, even the point of no feedback, not what the hereafter if the abdomen can not blame the teacher! Results of the level fainted
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1. One night, a ########## male cried a taxi, the driver gazed at him intently, ########## furious and shouted: You have no seen his mama ########## ah! Driver also furious: I look where you money from his mama! -
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2. man and woman friends to slumber in a room, the woman drew the line: off-line is wild. Found that men really do not wake up over the line,
Vibram FiveFingers Bikila, female severely blow a man slap in the face: you do not even favor beasts! -
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3. Hongtao encounter foreign visitors a day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, exotic visitors, saying: I am his mother or side shows 70 too! -
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4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to ascertain her mother complained: ; -
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5. a woman can not read, but like to listen to the radio, hear to weather predictions every day. One day, asked his family to eat:
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6. cliff just a mouse waving paw, jump again and again, to learn to fly, cmd watching it fall next to the mother's badly beaten, worried that: it is father to do not narrate it, it is not we real daughter! -
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7. and friends apt the altitude of Taishan sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: Bai! what you cried ah !
1. Ghost: God, I think the next reincarnation and seraph white body, and with a couple of wings, but I still want to suck blood. -
God: What do you do Whisper it reborn. -
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2. A friend for the first time work-study procedure in the park Maibing Gun, sorry calling; this time, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, and my center can be happy, to follow the call: -
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3. Ants and elephants get married presently, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying:
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4. A boy crush on a girl and beat the gallantry to ask the girl what boys like -
discouraged the boys: -
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5. Day, I catch the last train out of inhalation while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master, and so I ah ~ -
suddenly outstanding traveler stuck his pate out the window, slowly in front of me: Wukong. You do not chase -
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6. Bio exam day, including a answer is to look at the bird's leg to guess the bird's label. Some students really do not know, vexed ashore the periodical a tear ready to depart the checkup apartment. Invigilator maddening then inquired him:
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7. Beautiful Mongolian actress After the performance, met with the presidency came to power, then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, half a day is not incensed, amiable asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly,
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8. A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who is that 1 day the landlord was not at home, there is a change of gas to knock on the gate. -
Parrot: Who. -
A: for gas -
Parrot: Who. -
A: for gas -
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home owner the door lay person, the owner marveling, this is the Who -
door: for gas -
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9. One on the road to see a cluster of things, crouch sniffed, said it might be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, that really is going to the toilet, merely fortunately did not tread on! ~ -
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10. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are dirt shoes, shoes on leaning poles move, jolt ah shake ...... I think I have a personal cordless shock, and then took a mallet to me two stick. -
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11. A professor educating in the field: One student fast said: is the index finger ,
Vibram FiveFingers Kso。。。
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12. A public toilet, A Jun constipation, do not pull a long dragged out, then another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling does not pull good fun, A-Jun, after hearing,
Vibram Five Fingers, said: Yeah, pull was so merry
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13. Some that are training bicycle, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun fear, shouting: Persevering, some that hit pedestrians or riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious:
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14. beautiful sister,
Women Vibram FiveFingers Kso, 2 years old. Day, even called her mother, the little guy replied the telephone. Out of manners, I have to look at her welcoming. -
colleague's son, 4 years old. Classic sentence:
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15. Road in a automobile occurrence - a turtle nest cattle trampled. Police are investigating the reason of the event, said Wo Niu: how the turtle buffet you? The nest is hanging plaster precarious floor meat recalls panic: I do not remember, he was too quickly! -
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16. Stay in a solitary polar bear on ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one does not pull the left, he suddenly cried out ... ... ... ... chilly ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ... -
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17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizi, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: I do not feel smart 。
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18. A pair of contraceptive failure epigenetic a tiny boy, the child's life out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse to break individually his fist. Found inside a drug, and then talk a tiny boy:
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19. Two men work to the mountains to play, who deliberately took a fall off a cliff, peek worried shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~
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20. I am also the top, a man riding a bicycle, the handlebars are not palms, hands across their breasts, after seeing a vehicle police, said: palm good! The man replied, comrades! -
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21. Monkey asked the fox, how to depict an elephant up with a song that ass? Fox said: Leo's ant heard saying:
22. Tiger chasing two brothers, my brother is not flee, said: the 。
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23. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin immediate noodles, instant noodles, saw BEAN BAG beat on the meal, came back on the noodles, said: Rest guaranteed, I must fight it out feces. -
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24. A prevailing woman onto the bus, saw a ferocious ventilation urinal tissue erase out a while, just to put a fart sitting Unfortunately, next to a man laughed: -
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25. Penguin is boring, I think of the Arctic to look for polar bears playing -
walked away, catching numerous annuals, is coming,
Women Vibram FiveFingers Sprint, do not suddenly think of family, gas shut -
then returned, walked away,
Women Vibram FiveFingers Speed, and went because many years, shut the gas off again, and walked away, and went for many years -
finally came to the polar bear's door, knock on the door: -
- polar bear! Come out to play! -
polar bear: -
- does not play. -
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26. Junior lofty educate, a math teacher equation change, on the podium sleeves coiled loudly: Students disburse attention! I want to deformed! ... ... -
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27. A judge strabismus, B, C three day trial of the suspects, -
A judge said:
B A:
judge was furious:
C:
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28. Aircraft, the crow of the flight attendants said: the pig, said:
29. There are rabbits into a store and asked the boss: you have no carrots to sell here? His wife said: no. After a child hare anew Q: Do you have carrots to sell here? Impatient foreman said no! After a child repeatedly asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back distress, I took scissors to mow your ears! -
After a child rabbit again: Do you have scissors to sell here? The boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have carrots to sell here ... ... -
30. Devil collar the Princess -
devil said: You break the throat it is called although, no one will liberate you! -
Princess: wrecked pharynx, breaking the throat! -
No: the princess, I'll save you! -
devil: that Cao Cao Cao Cao went to! -
Cao Cao: devil, why you call me? -
devil: Wow, see a ghost! -
Ghost: ########! Was base. -
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by: Nonsense, who found me? -
Who: Pishi with me! -
devil: oh, my god! -
God: Who told me? ! -
Who: No one told you, ah! -
no one: How can I! ! ! -
said that the demon got from schizophrenia. -
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31. King was asked a princess matrimony, put one apple on the princess's head, who should have the chance to wed its princess shot. -
first man shot in the apple, he said:
The second man also shot the apple, he said:
third man accidentally shot the princess, he said:
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32. Someone in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic holding a pantry sword to chase him, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, preoccupied that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you pursue me. -
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33. Flight attendant advised passengers to wear seat straps -
asked:
A:
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34. Create a sculpture --- a school girl right hand held his left hand holding the writing a dove. School governors to publicly call the name of their students. A time constant stream of replies, one of the loudest voices: Reading top with a bird! -
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35. Sun to grass to call -
Sun: Hey, the grass you? I day. -
grass: I grass, Who are you? -
sun: My day ah -
grass: I grass, you in the end Who -
sun: My day ah, you grass it -
grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass -
sun: I day, I day ah -
grass: I am the grass. -
sun's mother grabbed the phone: grass, I am his mother on the grass your mother right? -
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36. Male and female friends to go shopping, -
girlfriend: Oh, good mordant feet Oh. -
boyfriend was nervous: how? Is not stepped on a lemon? -
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37. Bear asked the little rabbit: Take rabbit backside .-
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38. Rabbits to the bakery: the boss, there are 100 small cake? Boss: no. The next day the rabbit came again: the boss, there are 100 small cake? Boss: Sorry, no. -
third day of the rabbits a door: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: It was too perplexing, or not. -
rabbits gambol on the fourth day came: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: Great! Today there are 100 small bread ~! -
rabbits: Great! Give me two! -
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39. His father took the bus. -
Son: Dad, what time to ah? -
father: stop to go. -
son: When to stop ah? -
father: to stopped. -
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40. There was a man and a tiger were knotted to two trees, the Tigers knotted the rope under a candle, cord burns on Get out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will eat man out, the results say a word, no eat at Tiger -
he said . . -
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41. Wolf equitable wanted to take food when passing a house, heard a man studied their children: Wolf choking must say: man, men are liars !!!-
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42. The girl asked her boyfriend
boyfriend was Chande no direction
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43. the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home. -
next day the rabbit went to the rill fishing, or catch nobody, go home. -
third day, the rabbits arrived in the river, a huge fish to jump out from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed: -
If you ########ing dare to use carrot for lure, I'll die you smooth! -
44. Moujun first plane, fear, scared to open eyes, eyes open after quarterutes, look out the window, shouting:
sat next said:
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45. girlfriend texted me:
after a while, I received:
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46. Sanmao to the cilia museum to do hair, the hair stylist said: I compiled a tails. Hair stylist accidentally knocked off San Mao, a hair. San Mao sighed and said: I engrave to a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the basis. San Mao saw the fire: Ah you to want me disheveled? -
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47. Once there was a sugarplum, long wade in the avenue, suddenly said: Oh my feet a agreeable soft -
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48. M: Do you like me? -
women: do you consider .-
men: love! -
Woman: You guess again .-
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49. a mental patient in manuscript, the medic asked:
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50. ...... side when ......-
children: he side of undress, while jeans .-
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de ah? or wear ah? -
Title: One -
children: one a left foot injury I had. -
Teacher comments: You are centipede it? -
Title: later another -
children: go, my father's home after another. -
Teacher comments: in the end you have a few father ah? -
Title: sorry -
children: a trench in front of my home very sad. -
Teacher comments: the teacher is more sad -
Title: and then -
children: my mother short and tall portly and skinny. -
Teacher comments: Your mother is a distortion of magic it? -
Title: You see -
children: Do you see what to see! not seen ah? -
teacher reviews: Do not be too pulled -
Title: thriving -
children write: thriving Wing confession .-
teacher reviews: Do not watch too much drama! -
Title: delicious -
children write: savory ass .-
teacher :.........-
Title: naive -
children write: Today's really peppery .-
teacher reviews: You're childish -
Title: Sure enough -
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then turbid water -
teacher reviews: a clause, can not be separated -
topics: 1st ...... then ...... Example: eat the outset, then take a bath .-
children: Sir, good-bye! -
teacher reviews :.................-
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children: a exercise passes Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover -
Teacher comments: I must dead -
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