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earliest times, God is boring, usually only watch TV listen to radio, and occasionally play Mario, Then and all the Virgin Mary Tel. a long time, this kind of life more and more boring. God that this life is too boring, so he said: > Internet is not just a line, at least a little something and see. God said: Then there are sites of various sizes around the world, God, read news on the website to see pictures,
You find it, the way to the forum which is also posting, meaning that some of the Internet, this is the next day.
Virgin Mary to see how God did not call the past two days, more angry, threatening to bring the Internet destroy God said, God that this is not good, so God said: Then there is the instant messenger of God and the Virgin Mary on the Internet video voice chat, the Virgin Mary also felt the Internet was fun, this is the third day.
number of sites too much,
new new balance shoes, do not know that site look better, feel that God is too messy, so God said: This is the fourth day.
did not expect more and more websites, web pages more and more categories are looking to find, but here, God feel more depressed, thinking how to find things so difficult? But not beat God,
12 words, so you see 12 minutes, like a lifetime. - Qzone log, God said: fifth day.
God out on the first day when the Internet, far east of the Jade Emperor in heaven from the eyes and ears to get a tip. Jade Emperor was puzzled, Jade Emperor said: So China has been the Internet.
next day,
new balance 574, the Jade Emperor on the Internet, all the English site, in addition to pictures, what about you can not read, the Jade Emperor is the first large. Jade Emperor said: So the emergence of Chinese websites have mushroomed out.
third day, the Jade Emperor unhappy, why? Contact convenient ah, or the eyes and ears to be called,
new balance outlet, Hell, too much trouble, but ICQ, MSN are in English ah? Jade Emperor said: Play Jade Emperor on the QQ, chat with the Queen Mother is very happy.
fourth day, too many Chinese websites, dazzling to see the Jade Emperor, the mood is also more upset, and asked how to do Taibaijinxing. Taibaijinxing the old guy said: Jade Emperor said, what you say Then, hao123 Jade Emperor and China to resolve the problem of the public Internet navigation.
fifth day, the face of hundreds of millions of Chinese web pages, although there hao123, but to find some specific information very difficult. Emperor lost his temper: Then the Jade Emperor on Google,
To the interview, the first sentence to be driven out - Qzone log, a glance, all is in English,
new balance sneakers, the Jade Emperor directly exploded, back to Taibaijinxing criticizes Gouxue head: it? We have to own this stuff out,
new balance shoes! Jade Emperor said: Baidu
Jade Emperor was satisfied. Baidu, not only easy to find the desired information, you can also find some small search on Baidu mp3 music listen to, but you can escape the Queen Mother in Baidu Image Search secretly get a few pictures to see pictures of Chang'e, more must is the Jade Emperor in the Baidu Post Bar opened a A long time, even for a fairy in all things keep arguing when the Jade Emperor would say:
all the gods, however do not understand why the Emperor did not like the Chinese version of the same with Google, Baidu is more in line with China just because the public use habits? Later, the Emperor finally self to uncover the riddle: The total of these foreign sites that the user is God, the user is God, the user is really God? In China, the user is the Jade Emperor!