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1 Ge to the toilet.
time, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants.
friends: how wet your pants now?
Ge: Since I became famous after the regular way.
Friends: frequently?
Ge: not! Is often sprinkled with the person next to suddenly turn the urine shouted:
2 occurred in the real joke Lucky 52, Li Yong get on the ground laughing!
PART1: a couple, guess the name of the food, my wife gestures husband guess. Out on the big screen,
wife Description: The round, white, edible
husband: ... ... ... ...
wife goes on: is white, soft,
cheap ed hardy, and you also eat to the last night!
husband appears to be anxious, and blurted out: Li Yong
get on the ground laughing. . . . .
3 high school, a buddy class, students in 1981,
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High School, when this man went to the school bus seat, because the long road, when bored, sitting next to a 35-year-old man accosted him, the man mouth on to sentence: see their children, right? ......the sentence:
4 money
a bus home, found the wallet on the train without a dollar Ling Chao, a hurry, then pulled out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless, it will discuss with the driver, can not let my door, and the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money in his pocket? Drivers agreed.
car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door, on the first passenger said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received eight of a dollar. Then came a big fellow, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: cried: I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said:
5 this afternoon and a group of female colleagues to chat, and suddenly some people say I am not a man fire, and I said, you said I was not, I took to show you girls all laughed, and has one of the most cattle and said, ah ~~~~~~~~~~ I'll dig out ID cards to the
6, a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door
heard next door to ask: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought that next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: are you doing ah?
he was very angry and said: ah shit! To be doing this? !
next door asked, when do you go?
he thought: it is estimated that there are crazy people ! He said the chagrin: left was finished! !
this time next asked: Which would you come here for a moment, shall we?
was surprised this person: CAO! Turned out to be gay! He cursed: You TMD die, perverted!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you back, I had a silly side to B! TMD old incumbent on me then! !
7 and a daughter through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What?
8 have read no one can live under, all died laughing
Today is my birthday, my girlfriend called early to go home that night to congratulate the birthday for me, but also has given me surprises!
heard the good news! Today I work up is to buy extra power to run about a dozen customers! Back to the Company. All three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a pitiful soup, and Rouchao three beans (Rouchao soybeans,
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temporary work did not expect, my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! Love me QQ Network - began a violent piston! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, his stomach began to sing softly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! Good belly up it!
time being, but his girlfriend called and said she had got home and told me to hurry home Oh! No option but to go home,
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... ... On the way home I put a lot of deliberate efforts to fart. Almost home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think what should not be a problem. Much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said,
not the door, his girlfriend with a piece of cloth on my eyes tightly kept up, that is to give me a surprise! Also led me to sit at the head table,
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Suddenly, I felt want to fart. Precisely at this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life out! I'm looking for an excuse to say too chaotic to allow her to another room to answer the phone! I can not reveal her Quefei cloth blindfolded, but I swear! Went to another room before answering the phone.
she left, I seize the opportunity to move the body weight in one leg, the Pifang out. This Pifang may not sound great, and smells like a rotten egg odor emitted.
I can hardly breathe, so I touched the cushion, straining to the surrounding violently in an attempt to fan away the unpleasant odor. As I just feel better, another fart again.
I began to put up your leg! It sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time the smell was even more unpleasant. In order not to suffocate me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as soon as possible.
is going to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to punch came. So I stood up, bent down to stick up above the ass backwards! Put it out. This may truly be called Pifang class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground ..........
I listened the other room talking to his girlfriend's voice, because the promise to abide do not peek, I do not open the eye, can only be placed in the dark constantly fart, In order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, not to make more room stinks! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers faded into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost the whole ass out into the balcony, sensational start crazy fart to ... ...,
ah! Feel better and more! After I was dancing with cushions room full of chaos fans, pray that shares the stench can Sign dispersed ... ..., and thus, within the next ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly fanned cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better now! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, smiled, waiting for me to give me her dear surprise.
When she approached,
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I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on the cloth in my eyes, and I said, Look at you, they say you in the photo on the very gracious, handsome man long! Here! You see, at the table in these five units of the good are my sister, and stood on the balcony of that six- bit is my best friend at school!
At this time, I was extremely shocked and fear of discovery, there is a lot of girls are sitting around the kitchen table opposite me, and then stood on the balcony behind another pile, and they are to participate in this I am very unexpected birthday party. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
9 slander of a mouth and jumped onto the table to find dog food, found a chicken, he tried to eat, the owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to how that kind of chicken, and I for how about you! Then the next dog licking butt chicken
10 female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday, by bus, car wearing a very brilliant young woman. Passed a satyr, standing behind her, back and forth, and her physical contact. Women's furious, shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah! ! This time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color was the answer: a J8 car was laughing raucously. Our colleagues say that's a few boys go and the thought of the girl is busy, but also music to die, then a station to get off the pervert
11 stomach suddenly felt a pain when shopping, so you can eat into the corner of the 199 pot shops, would like to take a toilet to use, but why I could not find searched the first floor So I went to the second floor, second floor is also decorated the empty nothing, but found to have a toilet door close * fault to be repaired, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he Panax the twenty-first, anyway, no one around, Tuoliaokuzai squatted on toward the toilet, break Para ... ... thrilled! ! After I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how suddenly deserted it? ? Even the waiters and reception were gone ... ... So I approached the counter, and asked: :
12 prisoners escaped from prison and ran away fifteen years. He broke into homes in search of food and money one, they found a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed, and bound him in a chair. Then he tied up his wife in bed in turn and kissed her long neck, and then went into the toilet. When the fugitives in the toilet when the husband to his wife: you look like neck to see that. If he wants to have ###### with you, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must meet his requirements. He must be very dangerous, if he angry, then we may be killed. you have to hold on, baby, I love you. gay, and he thinks you're cute, and asked my family have Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You have to hold on, baby, I love you ...
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