Modern society, outrageous, woman ###### also, and the sheep began to eat the wolf, and Tom and Jerry went to bed, eat rabbit salami, and homo######uality are thought normal, and not on the meteoric fantasy of having an business.
lover see, the prettier the better; Xiaomi is pocket see, the more mystery the better; Miss electronic form, the more fresh and better; wife is auto table, not on the bar still escaping; a diversity of table with a good time to master, so that they can not argue!
men twenty are semi-finished productions, thirty is finished, forty is nice, fifty is wonderful, sixty is the top grade, seventies is garbage, eighty souvenirs. Virgin is a tribute
wine, men want to try one; young woman is a ruddy wine, drank like two; lover of beer, drink a chilly heart and refreshing; wife is pearly, hard to have to drink a entire one!
child asked: Dad said lightly, beloved! thighs separate it? A woman out of $ 50, masculine anger: you are his mother is China Mobile ah, but likewise two-way fee!
husband in bed reading, at intervals put his hand into his wife legs, his wife would strip like a infant, the husband asked why? His wife asked: Why your hands? Husband and said solemnly: rainy hands, a good open writing!
Anhui since antique times, the wines: girls leg lift, aperture in the wine; boys and leg lift, gold seeds alcohol; age woman leg escalator, Gujing ; antique man leg lift, Quan dry beer; lift your legs, sword male liquor.
dad took his son to take a bath, to be very slippery, to slip when the son grabbed the father of JJ was not down, the father shouted: Thanks and I ######## to your mama and to non-wrestling You die.
condoms, sanitary napkins, said: negligence, I ten months of affair on the yellow.
a lady to eat stir-fry lash spend time point of the road, take their edible accidentally dripped between his legs, Miss shocked: this matter is really powerful ! cooked chopped, and it went at present as know the path!
a young man on a bus to see a beauty of the nab was very cheap, Chunguangwaixie, jokingly said: where ah, Her man long sawed? that Anke did not see, but definitely a novice, for he could not ascertain a half-day place,
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aid a poor village introduced the village conditions: elementary meal at the party, along whirling the basic clothing, basic to get wealthy by looting, the basic by-law would like to; by the roar of basic communication, transportation by taking the basic, basic decree and mandate by the dog, ######ual life basically by hand!
culprits wreck into houses QJ women were against her husband come down to earth come back to see his wife being gang clutch him down, picked up a spade angry shot, heard his wife shouted: to shoot into it! , one of us old agree in their own people.
a Japanese woman in a sauna bath, looking for intrafamilial displacement of Chinese macho, macho rubbing rubbing effect of a sudden, the penis into his shame at the Japanese woman big anger: What's your work? Adonis said: inside rubbing!
married two history teachers, and is the second matrimony, into the bridal chamber, the female out of the Union seeking second line: night bombard on jewelry Harbor, Americans frightened (fine) for men and clever: two atomic bombards, Japan, Germany, (too) surrendered scroll reads: World War II!
life ah,
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Ni Ping to Mengcheng visitors, trays on a bullwhip, taste especially good, asked what entities? Feng Gong said: cattle who have! cattle, said Feng Gong who have! Ni Ping Q: I am who have? two homogeneous Answer: your body periodically, sometimes not ......
loveliness urgency, roadside urinate, no periodical to erase the leaves, leaves with thorns ,**** quite ache. beauty namely no Wyatt said: : Mobile is better than Unicom!
a female disguised as a man, one day at LJ came suddenly on the front, under the red one, the enterprise commander asked: a: Amitabha, Pinseng is to learn from!
Wang bought the turtles travel, not to take on the plane when he Jizhongshengzhi, the turtle into the crotch on the aircraft. sit firm and then fear the turtle choke on the turtle's brain to unlock the zipper put out from the edge of the flight waiters had been tangled head to see Mr. Wang said: look, see what to see. have not seen? flight attendants reddening, said, this thing I see more, but as your eyes really that long is the first time see!
colleagues to Inner Mongolia to play in the tea tent to eat beef,
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One male went to his home physician, he asked: But I told my girlfriend the first period, you can acquaint us how to do it? side, there are 2 dogs apt watch the park it? watch what they are doing it? home to follow suit ashore the right of the said: After each affectionate put money in the piggy bank 10 years, so existing money in the hereafter Ye Hao prove how deep our adore. Every time I only put $ 10, how would there be $ 100? what that cost-effective, simple nice money the pen, so actually, and he went to mattress. behind dingy, her husband came home from work and asked: 500 yuan? So? shrimp paste it! celebration ahead driving via,
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virtually cost the young man to buy a sofa and asked his boss at a discount to sell bed, foreman, said: Account for his aging mother on the sofa low, want to list for his aging mother in bed cheap! is like the rich and mighty men spine hard!
pretty woman awesomeness of men,
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1. Miss dialogue with the fortune-teller:
2. lectures female teacher pants zipper open, and a girl stood up to remind: the teacher, you do not shut the door! the teacher waved: Whether it while the headmaster to come visit
3. wedding the next day early in the a.m., the bride out of the afflict from the bridal compartment, one hand leaning on the walls, one hand clutching his lower body, cursed:
liar! What a liar! married for 3 years before the savings that I thought it was money it!
4. hospital below the screen of a tree, a pair of sweethearts kissing in embrace. Saw a medic, quondam the juvenile man said:
5 a couple in intimate, very hard man, woman is no reflection of the man angry and asked: shouted:
father scolded: Damn! Fortunately, and I came to your mother and to non-killed you
7. Adjacent to the vagina and anus, vagina anal said: one-eyed and out of you do not help me anal said: Every time it, two grenades were hanging in my house, scared are frightened to decease of me, which dare bring an end to ...?
. concubine of the dictator see sorrowful seeing, Ji Zhao physician, attending physician after the prescription: brawny 8! Patrol appearance Dili, Hui Gong see Princess luminous, kneeling before the house eight svelte Han. Emperor: who kneel? Physician: the dregs!
9. girl bought a banana, put on the bus after the pocket after, reaching back from time to time grasping. After a when, there was a young and patted her shoulder: Miss, please let go, I want to get off the
10. Family planning examine the countryside minister, asked the farmer: you know the afterward of kin Why can not you get married? l simple and honest peasant laughed and answered: relatives Well, Oh Oh Oh ... ... Oh, too familiar,
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11. ant centipede married wife, wedding night, asked what he thought of ants, ants inflame Feng said: Bankai one leg is not, neither is it variant one leg Bankai .. .... mother's leg pluck a night!
12. Bulls voyage, alarm of cows unattended. then wondered: monkey cunning, ferocious tigers, only the elephant and authentic.
from a few days back as the Bulls get behind at Mrs. times Japan Bull angrily: huge cow B
13. family maneuvering staff to a village to retard and base that the bounce is very solemn, and queried the villagers: companion replied: two eggs, not the campaign for 38 years. Woman: 1 skylight, two gates, 26 years did not enter. Matchmaker said: foolish than silly
15. Oilfield, the pair had equitable marital. Sent a couplet on the long, on the joint: new fashionable drill new wells. Second line: the more fuel drilling deeper further. Streamer: The more that ... loose. [Read] to divide out the word
16. Shandong literacy, the pedagogue wrote on the blackboard, said: You mention not a teacher, one daytime day trip, day day can not.
18. a laborer female into the city just babysit, to the landlord wash up the bed and found a used condom, I do not understand what, I asked the hostess.
hostess asked: You do not make love? Peasant woman answered: for, but did not you dress this crazy, always peeling.
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Modern society, lunatic, female libido namely also
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