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Reprinted from alumni of the user at 10:03 on March 27, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Miscellaneous world Kan
1. One night, a ########## man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, ########## furious and shouted: You did not his mother ########## seen it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
2. male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, the woman the man severely beat a slap in the face: you do not even like animals!
3. Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds too!
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: Zai Zai: One day asked the family dinner: cliff waving a mouse, a short front paws, jump again and again, to learn to fly, watched it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, worried that: it father, or to tell it, it not we own it!
7. and friends to see the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: out when the distance was Tizhaokuzai curse: Ghost: God, I want the next reincarnation, like an angel white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reincarnated.
2. A friend for the first time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, I am sorry crying; this time, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, but was happy to follow the call:
3. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant,
la gears sneakers, while crying: A boy crush on a girl and blow the courage to ask what that girls like boys
.
5. One day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master wait for me ~
suddenly famous passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Monkey King. You do not chase the
6. Bio exam day, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Really do not know of a Health, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. Invigilator very angry and asked him: Mongolian beautiful actress After the performance, met with the leadership came to power, and then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, not half a day client was incensed, cordial and asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly, A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who, one day the owner was not at home, there is a change of gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
master came home the door lay person, the owner wondering, this is Who
door: for gas
9. One can see a bunch of things on the road, knelt down, sniffed that may be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, and said, really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~
10. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes for shake leaning poles, I shake ah shake ...... someone thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick to me Two stick.
11. A professor teaching in the field: One student quickly said: is the index finger 。。。A public toilet, A Jun constipation, Abdullah did not pull out a long time, when another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling tension is not good fun, A monarch heard, said: Yeah, pull so happy Exercise bike for some that is, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun panic, shouting: Persevering for some that hit the pedestrian or riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious: Day, even called her mother, the little guy answered the phone. Out of courtesy, I have to look at her greeting.
colleague's son, 4 years old. Classic sentence: The road in a car accident - hurt foot turtle nest cattle. Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The nest is hanging plaster ground beef recalls panic undecided: I do not remember, when he too quickly!
16. A polar bear to stay alone on the ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one is not pulling left, he suddenly exclaimed ... ... ... ... so cold ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ...
17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizai, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: I do not think beautiful. A couple of epigenetic contraceptive failure, a small boy, the child lives out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a pill, then the little boy began to speak: The two men went to the mountains to play, a man fell off a cliff accidentally stumble, peer anxiously shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~I am also the top, a man riding a bicycle, the handlebars are not palms, hands across their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! The man answered,
la gear originals, comrades!
21. Monkey asked the fox, how to put an elephant with a song that described the ass? Fox said: Leo's ant heard saying: Two brothers were the tiger chase, and his brother Dist, said: a. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin instant noodles, instant noodles for a meal to see BEAN BAG beat, came back on the noodles, said: Relax, I put it all played out feces.
24. A stylish woman onto the bus, saw a fierce air potty paper towel wipe out a while, just to put a fart sitting Unfortunately, next to a man laughed:
25. Penguin is boring, then think of the Arctic to look for polar bears to play
walked away, walked for many years, is coming, do not suddenly think of it home, turn off the gas so returned
, walked away and went for many years, turn off the gas, and off, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
door, knock on the door:
- polar bear! Come out to play!
polar bears:
- does not play.
26. Junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ...
27. A judge strabismus, B, C three day trial, the suspect,
A judge said: I did not ask you. Aircraft, the crow on the flight attendants said: the pig, said: Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? boss said there was no impatience! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to cut your ears!
passed while the rabbit again: Do you have any scissors to sell here? boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here ... ...
30.
devil devil seize the princess said: Despite the name you break throat, that no one will save you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you!
devil: speak of the devil went to!
Cao Cao: devil, why do you call me?
devil: Wow, saw a ghost!
ghost: ########! been found.
by: Nonsense, who found me?
Who: Off I Pishi!
devil: oh, my god!
God: Who told me?,
la gears!
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: how can I! ,
la gear walking shoes!!
had said to the devil from schizophrenia.
31. a marriage the king was asked the princess, the princess an apple on his head, who should have the opportunity to marry its princess shot.
The first man shot in the apple, he said: kitchen knife to chase him, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
33. flight attendant advised passengers seat belt
? top of a Birds!
35. the sun to the grass called
Sun: Hey, the grass you? my day.
grass: my grass, Who are you?
the sun: I ah
at grass: my grass, you in the end Who
sun: I day, ah, you are right
grass grass: TMD,
la gear shoes, Who are you in the end, my grass
the sun: I'm at, I ah
at grass: I am the grass.
the sun's mother grabbed Tel: grass, I at his mother, the grass please your mother?
36. male and female friends to go shopping,
Girlfriend: Oh, good acid, oh feet.
boyfriend was nervous: how? step on a lemon?
37. Bear asked the little white rabbit: rabbit said: 38. a small rabbit to the bakery: the boss, a hundred little bread? boss: no. The next day the rabbit came again: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: Sorry, no.
On the third day of a door rabbits: the boss, a hundred little bread? boss: I'm too embarrassed, or not.
skipping rabbits on the fourth day came: the boss, a hundred a little bread? boss: Great! hundred small bread today ~!
rabbits: Great! to give me two!
39. Father and son take the bus .
Son: Dad, what time ah?
Father: stopped on to the.
son: when to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
40. There was a man and a tiger tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle to Get out the rope burns out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will eat the people, the results say a word, no eat
said to be the tiger ! children in the house crying wolf all night, keep the wolf out the night, morning,
la gear light, choking the wolf have to say: man, men are liars! ! !
42. the girl asked her boyfriend, One day the rabbit went to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
If you dare ######## with Hu carrots as bait, and I flat die for you!
44. Moujun first plane, fear, afraid to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window and yelled: > sat next said: Sorry, made a mistake!! Hair stylist accidentally knocked off the San Mao's hair. San Mao sighed and said: I come to a carve a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: you want me to Ah disheveled?
47. Once there was a candy, long walk in the street, suddenly said: Oh, my feet a good soft
48. M: Do you like me?
Female: Guess.
MAN: Yes!
Female: You guess again.
49. a mental patient in writing, and the doctor asked: . ...... side while ......
children: his clothes off one side, while wearing trousers.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de-ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: one of my left foot hurt.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title:
after another child: from work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: You have several fathers in the end it?
Title: sad
children: a bar ditch in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more upset
Title: and then
children: my mother was short and tall, fat and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it?
Title: You see
kids: What you looking at! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not get pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession.
Comments: Do not read too much drama!
Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........
Subject: naive
children wrote: really hot today.
Comments: You're naive
Title: indeed
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui
Comments: is the phrase, can not be separated
Title: First ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :........ .........
Topic: What is
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die
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