1. the guy next door has finally vowed to lose weight - Graduation ** At the meeting, someone said something to him: You're in my cell phone signal out.
4. skipping too many want to go to school yesterday to see professor, was surprised to say, so long gone, big now.
5. I left the Green Dragon, the right **, Mickey Mouse tattooed shoulder.
6. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, then got the Great Wall.
7. mandarin ducks playing in the water, all his mother drowned; Bizart **, are his mother to death.
8. pure, is a fiction, chaos is beauty.
9. happiness is flexible about when the itch, itch, but unfortunately that is flexible not, and even more unfortunately, both soul and body a long time feel the itch that just around the corner.
10. Although I can not do the descendants of the rich, but I must do the rich ancestors.
11. days did not drop any on me, I'm still bitter mind, work my muscles.
12. who perform my hand, grabbing my Half a mania; who, kiss me the eye, hide me Half a displacement.
13. People look for her thousands of Baidu, when I look back, that person is still dismissive to me.
14. read a book ten years, think of it in kindergarten with better mixing.
15. What is happiness? Happiness is a cat fish, dog meat, Altman played little monster.
16. You Could work force is the only solution then the world Huashan Mountain scarcely known as a piece of pear pressure Begonia ID Shaolin monks and masters adopted low-energy dog 旺财 crushed cockroach was rolling across a small strong dung?
17. short stories I love your mother's upper half of the broadcast here today, tomorrow, at the same time continue to enjoy, I love the bottom half of your mother ... ...
18. subway ads: squeeze it? Buy a car now! Taxi ads: block it? Subway ride it!
19. I received a phone message, zoo monkeys ugly, cute spit,
ugg classic tall, one day I went to my spit, and one day you go, monkey vomit.
20. that money is evil, are fishing; that beauty is a source of trouble, all you want; that lonely at the top, all in climbing; that alcohol harms the body, do not quit; that heaven is good, do not go!
21. a strong protest against the TV spots advertising time!
22. Thank you, thank you Grandpa, thank you and your family, thank you for eighth generation of ancestors. (Thank the others you have seen this?)
23. Although flowers Lord, I'll loose soil!
24. Sorry! I was dead! But thank you see me! 0:00 today, I see you!
25. I want to drink the pain is drowning, but damn the pain has learned how to swim.
26. data show that men in China in 2008 accounted for 52% of the total population, women account for 43%. (End of the World - a classical wood brother, his mother too tough a)
27. You want to get rich it? You want to make peach blossom it? Do you want an officer it? Do you want to become famous overnight it? Do you want to stay young?
- Do Xia Xiang, and learn it!
28. idiot beggar's wallet stolen and was blind to see, the dumb screaming to deaf shocked, hunchback to come forward, and the lame a kick, wanted to pull him guilty of the Public Security Bureau, Asako said, look at my face Forget it.
29. alone is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people alone
30. must be confused, not the pursuit of truth ... the truth is the bitch!
31. dreaming about eating pasta, morning wake up to find the laces gone!
32. love is the way, friends are trees, life is only one way, a way more trees, when the rich do not get lost, when Kao Kao money tree, the time being Forget road, when the water breaks water tree.
33. Tiechu to ground into a needle, but can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless.
34. Aoyama left in, or there is hope.
36. eat porridge every day,
I would like this, not reconciled, yesterday went to markets around the circle, I think I'll continue to eat porridge now.
37. My principle is: people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, I get angry!
38. I slowly discovered that talent is the witch! Some of the fairies eat, but what people eat, perhaps taking it every monster can be a barbecue!
39. listen to Jun's words, Saint Seiya study.
41. geography teacher: If the Earth did not turn up, our world will be?
Small B students: Even if the Earth did not turn up, we still have to center around the Party Central Committee with Hu to turn
42. You see, this world there are so many things that make you sad: Teenage moon, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation. . . .
44. shelling of the head is also a lightning of every comb.
45. Love is a luxury. Paris in the window like a fox coat, so dazzling, so charming, but above the price will make people wake up. Love is a luxury, only looked far, not fantasy or touch it because it requires the right time, meet the right people in the right place, are indispensable.
46. first to find the cause of problems, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation.
47. Although I am not very handsome long,
ugg insoles, but the child was also boast a very idol my left nostril.
48. the old advice: girl, only to eat a proper diet fresh ah.
49. Spring is cold and feelings of high season. It was a cold careless, careless love, I belong to the former.
50. I was on a fool's seeds, the results under the rain ... ... drowned.
51. Apricot no wall, firmly pull them out.
52. I allow you into my world, but never allow you to walk around my world.
53. Even if I was a toad, I determined not to marry his mother toad.
55. But money can not buy a house buy a house,
Nike Shox Torch, you can buy a marriage but can not buy love, you can buy a watch but can not buy time, money is not everything, but is miserable. Put your money to me, let me bear the pain of a man now!
56. boy was raised poor, or do not know str
uggle: the rich girl was raised, or a piece of cake to coax people away.
57. young, we often directed at the mirror and make faces; old age, the mirror be even.
58. I will name to a son called open is to give up on your left side. Water said: I worked tirelessly all day to flow around you and hold you well. Pot says: are you still so much nonsense instant. .
60. Happiness is: I'm hungry, and saw someone in his hand a Roubao Zi, he being than I am; I'm cold, and saw someone wearing a thick jacket, he was happy than I; I want to latrine to a pit, you squatting there, you happy than I am.
61. every person has at least a dream, there is a reason to be strong.
62. 5-year-old daughter to help her father to do something. Dad: get can be really nice ah ... ...
65. the brain is the most noble organ for the brain to tell you.
67. Zhuge Liang before coming out with a soldier did not, ah, you want me to have work experience Pingsha! ! !
68. the work of the highest state is watching other people work, led the wages of others.
69. a child is not learning, her mother said: Five.
71. happy? Fast can feel happy? !
73. my mother that life is best not to miss two things: the last one home in the car and a love you.
74.80 after the important task is to create 08 after.
75. Life is not dress rehearsal, live every day, only low ratings, but wages are not high.
76. the future is bright, the road is not.
77. Who 天下乌鸦一般黑? In fact, more than a black one!
79. really want to come to a serious effort to quiet the Don Ke German's unrequited love ... ...
80. If it were not for the money, face to do what ...
81. did not eat swans ~ I do not eat duck What ~
82. looks like a lump of feces no problem, why not do cook your feces?
85. wake up screaming: Japan.
90. Miss beard grow so tactful, presumably is a ladylike strategy!
91. your father and mother with that 10 minutes to walk more than good!
92. Work fascinates me! in particular, look at it ...
93. you are after an abortion is how to get from the trash escaped?
95. family patriotic love of no return, anti-theft Fangzei Brother ~
96. I really do not want to use the toes despise you. But the brothers, is that you force me to do.
97. life is the most brutal places people can only young once.
99. University of pure love is to work together to eat instant noodles, that humility with soup.
100. brother of light ... I swear ... I really pumped ...
when I look back
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