Go easy ah , not really cramps Kazakhstan
many cramps jokes, bad mood, the children take your time. Go easy ah, not really cramps Kazakhstan children
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[ft =, +0,] cattle were stopped by a traffic police:
Soon, another person said that the traffic police to stop cattle, cattle get off, traffic police, said: Then you say the oil is soy sauce? Japanese are people too?
1. a wolf feeding, training children to hear a woman: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars!
[ft =, +0,] 2. a prisoner to be executed, because the bullet is inferior, the first shot did not release, then they put a second shot ... the gun ... the third time offenders cried: Big Brother you strangle me, too damn scary!
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3. a black woman reading meters race, wiping away tears, said : scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers running scared that ah, rope, no stopping wow!
[ft =, +0,] 4. Huang love revolution, to commemorate the Red Army,
asics 1150 mens, a son named 'Army', a day school to send his son, see 8 bus stop,
揭开困扰若干年的迷 好男人追不到女孩的原因！！, then washed his son shouted: Yellow Army Run, eight come! ~ ~ ~
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[ft =, +0,] 5, a bear in the mountain business, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, bear to the mountains meet the tiger, scared the sickle,
ladies north face jacket, hammer held in the head, the tiger said: not see it, to you it was a party to bear-like!
[ft =, +0,] 6, the farmer knows the weight of excrement, and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? The farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I can not tell you that you are smelling the sauce.
7. One day, Xiao Ming plaster hands,
teacher asked: how was your hand
Little said: cut off
teacher said: Why?
Little said: because I'm too lazy
teacher said: too lazy to hand it will break?
Little said: I went on the road, ran into a stone shoes,
hand but I get lazy,
poles to hold the foot to a stone falls out shaking,
passers-by to see a shock to think that I hit my hand with a wooden
so .................
teacher :............
8. B, C three trips together,
grey ugg boots, a cold ... ...
night, we were all a bed to sleep, a sleep center.
middle of the night ... i hit a big jet tears,
gold handbags,
A B C is the crystallization of the whole face.
B C: the next time to inform us ... ...
After a half hour,
A: Note the ...
B C heard quickly drill into quilt,
and determine outsiders not connected ...
results, put a ass.
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[ft =, +0,] 9.
once and several classmates went home to see his high school teacher,
it was an old man before leaving,
left us with some fruit and gave the teacher,
but the teacher pulled tightly monitor laptop case, said:
br> on the door just fine. the girl said to the driver incomparable:
just behind the sign:
manager of receipt, immediately instructed his staff to buy a machine,
proposed itinerary is finishing his luggage.
Pro starting the day by Secretary of the block down.
secretary: ? =, +0,] 12. a brother like fish. Wal-Mart
9 pound bass,
put the ice if the death of two to seven,
as fresh. Work of a brother,
to quickly go buy, or have often been bought,
a brother to stop the tank before the, ah,
sometimes do not die a quite a while.
a brother to go fishing with a net, hit the fish with the head of the handle.
attendants really could not stand,
come with the brother said:
old woman.
day visit to the male dormi
tory,
just a boy has not got anything in the ground scurrying ~
be any class immediately screamed
seen jumping on the bed,
quilt cover ~
any classes left and left word:
such a large majority of what I have not seen,
What is your name ~
the student giant cold - -!!!
14. One day, A king shit in the toilet,
estimated not pull out,
to bark in the toilet.
At this point, outside of the B king heard,
so loudly sang:
to:
br> graduate student in a campus named Willow.
in the undergraduate campus,
the West Gate is the place North Division One bicycle parking,
prepared specifically for graduate students,
on the wall read,
once and a friend from that too,
see he paused,
last desperate str
uggle for a long time has finally asked me wondering:
students say that Willow is the Who, really beef X, so many bikes,
家里没有装网也可以上网（真后悔现在才看到......! He called the future we must all answer in English to answer questions.
and then he started naming: NO.1.
he cried.
our class stood up to No. 1, br> shouted a voice: to! the teacher said:
Please in English! (Please answer in English)
my classmates scratched his head,
hold back a long answer to the sentence:
guide ~ ~ ~ (for the second tone)
17. One was admitted to Beijing University students and alumni in a conversation:
you're in Yunnan?
.. So far ah ....cave to live it? br> Next time I travel to Lhasa to live in your home, ah. ;
hellip; hellip; hellip; hellip; hellip;!
how not riding it?
donkey.
then Yunnan is no entrance examination, the examination was archery competition,
put a sign outside a kilometer,
write opportunities,
the first time I shot Tsinghua University, Peking University the second shot, failed, and finally to the insurance,
a sign of recent fire, is the school.
[ft =, +0 ,] 18. We have to go night-night dorm
or playing field is out, and his wife's,
back late,
call us to open the door,
and then we let them on the slogan,
king cover ground tiger,
pagoda Town Creek demon,
What What Ha Ha,
how yellow face?
eat shit if they do not eat the yellow is definitely not open the door.
Once the fish under the winter night,
the wind is getting bigger,
a buddy die cold,
back to knock on the door,
nor a signal,
directly in that shouting,
eat shit eat my face is yellow,
quickly open the door.
sound of loud, we live in a building, 3rd floor have heard 。。。。
19. There one, is listening to others talking.
the poorest end of the time saying,
people have no money for a dormi
tory,
not dare to ask the home to the collective diet.
in order to save the physical, we have skipped class the.
noon counselor to the bedroom,
see one has a weakly in bed,
was very surprised.
not open, leisurely boss hears the bedroom to said ,
cold kind of humor.
her about her after the check points what the college entrance examination.
call to check sub-station check points.
found when the math scores,
phone report:
Some went to our class library
before,
mouth big pond here, got a thin layer of ice,
several of our discussion
the southern ice can not bear the weight of a person,
Shaanxi boss from their own experiences when he jumped onto the ice,
said: No problem, see also leave it,
can not only walk but also large skip it.
Yan Bi,
boss saw the ice in slow motion from the bottom slowly sank,
hand waving to us but also to maintain the posture,
most school Students were stunned by this wonderful moment.
boss reaction hsiang,
some thump to the shore,
and lightning to get up and run,
so we returned to the bedroom I saw the owner was in bed, said:
Needless to say, after whom mention, I destroy who.
22. a pain in his stomach when shopping
so suddenly into the corner of 199 All you can eat hot pot restaurants
say, by a toilet floor with
happens searched is not found so I went to a second
second floor is still empty decoration Nothing
but found a toilet close to the br> Tuoliaokuzi
squatted on the toilet towards the Perak Para ... ... thrilled!!
after I went downstairs only to find empty
strange, is value of the dinner downstairs and has almost a full house
just how suddenly deserted it? even the waiters and reception were gone ... ...
So I approached the bar,
and asked: Anybody here ? how no person?
At this point, I saw a male waiter from the bar to drill out the audience,
and speak:
########! ... ... just fell from the ceiling
stool to play to the fans when you do not it? count your lucky ......
23. high school about permutations and combinations, do group problem.
Lei teacher cried out:
teacher anger, punishment Lei station.
and alarm call Wave: > A: I'm sorry three.
B: What are you sorry for?
A: I'm sorry five.
25 .-- Yesterday, when the bus,
bus the driver staring at me,
as I did not buy a ticket like.
- how do you do?
- very simple,
I have always stare with him,
as I bought a ticket like
26. summer of a particular class,
my eyes closed lying on the desk confused,
confused in the sense of touch someone's arm to my fingers,
I thought it was the same table,
to fingernails at him,
that did not respond,
I also add strength to pull at him,
still did not move, depressed,
the same table that do not suit my style Yeah,
do pull the light out?
meal fierce so I toss,
is arrested , is twisted,
toss for a while, feel something wrong with their own,
slightly opened his eyes, yeah,
found the location of the teacher sitting on my table,
was incredible watching I,
hand piece of skin that are red
27. One afternoon, my classmates in the CCB very boring work, a woman wearing a very bad (neuropathy) came to his window, to the a note to his withdrawal.
note written on
more than zero dollars.
inscription is *** CP Central General ***。
I had wanted to alert the students can see the neurotic woman look very serious, think about the issue of security or fighting count birds. (~ estimated that security is very busy).
Sure enough, the security of the woman said: chapter, you come back no problem withdrawing money friends. about ten minutes, the queue of customers gradually increased recently when the girl came back elated, holding the note, said: Rights. a bit silly, business hall, many people are afraid of her psychotic episode up and affect the normal order, and had hired the head of the watch.
supervisor and female patients talk with one side, and asked do you withdraw money What is the use ah, female patients, said: to consult a Agricultural Bank of China, to buy things such as wear, get money to go to ICBC Caixing! > ... ... ... ...
After a child, the woman is back. and bring the bank's answer: ICBC said that, we the public line here, only the public's to take, the mother said I was not !!!!, bitch, to the CCB to withdraw money knowledge on the topic.
a brother said he had time to sit in the soft sleeper train,
results come after a while the conductor told him to change cars,
matter how he asked the conductor,
The conductor told him that the cars come through there will be government officials,
the coach, we all wrapped
indignation, accusing the government of corruption
a brother stunned the world:
eggs,
not spare even the train,
not only keeping a mistress,
also train ######## bag! Leave copies of roast duck, to be authentic! a! This is the Tianjin salt duck, change! This is the authentic Peking duck
! tell me where I
people! Sound: You say I'm not going his mother
31. language test,
have a fill in the blank.
requirements are complete,
fill the first space-time,
he quietly asked the same table,
A Day: ; or is he.
Suddenly B has been filled to the brim of Jun,
busy throwing paper in the past for help.
soon, B threw a ball of paper Jun.
A king was overjoyed, and busy open.
I saw a piece of paper wrapped in rubber,
rubber surrounded by painted A, B, C, D four letters,
there are words on paper: they throw.
33. a high-ranking officials to a farm visit,
asked the farmer:
how I found a cow farm there no longer
angle ah.
farmer replied:
many reasons for cattle without horns,
may is genetic,
born without,
there may be sick later fell off,
and the reason it does not angle it is a horse but
34. a child to eat noodles,
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eating eating,
I pulled one from the throat:
only a small tension in the Ming and white dog
wife's mother suddenly, he found that his stomach pain up,
he thought: No! I have to hold back!
but he could not bear it ~ ~
pop ~ ~
he put a ring invincible smelly fart,
he thought to himself: This is the next dead ~ ~ must be driven out of the
just did not expect the wife's mother cried out: white ~ ~!
Xiaoming think so rest assured: Fortunately, there are white as my scapegoat,
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then he could not help but put 2 ass,
wife's mother is still yelling white ~ ~
ass when he placed third time,
cursed to see the wife's mother rushed out and said:
white! you have to wait until it is Chousi will run is not
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