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one, single answer (3 points each, a total of 45 points)

1, floor 10 blocks, the bed 50. Then a man to 50 dollars Description:
A, he has taste B, he is smart C,uk ugg boots, he was very rich D, he was very strong

2, a few women to eat popsicles in the park. Which do you think is most likely to be female teachers?
A, licking food B, bite to eat C, his mouth to eat the D, with a wedding ring

3, Who said that?
A, out stepped down ingot Pharaoh
B, covered with fragrant perspiration dripping Muto
C, a zero score for the exam Nono
D, first to the finish line of the sperm

4, a girl to star in a film actress up to 1 hour, but she is only a line from start to finish, what this line is most likely what is?

A, Sorry, my English is poor!
B, ROOM!
C, My name is dummy.
D, Byebye!

5, female prison inmates What is the most hated food?
A, cucumber slices B, Shuizhuroupian C, Mapo Tofu D, curry fish balls

6, four bedroom to see a pretty girl. May I ask which one of the most innocent?
A, blackened face B,cheap ugg boots sale, face pale, C, red face D, facial hair and green

7, playing a man leave Chengdu. But the man had only 200 300 dollars to the driver. How does this man most likely to be:
A, Gay B, gamblers C, mentally handicapped D, robbers

8, why do the Japanese hate coconut?
A, since African chiefs punished
B, because the U.S. President's punishment
C, because the Chinese people's punishment
D, because the moon goddess of punishment

9, ask the following What is most needed brush our teeth?
A, oral mucosa cells observed before the experiment
B, newly married couples do not meet again, when a small
C, Sheng eat Japanese specialty body of a woman after
D, visit the Exhibition of Japanese film history after the

10, who has a specific function can straighten bent spoon. For this he received the Nobel
A, Economics Prize B, Peace Prize, C, Physics Prize D, Biology Award

11, after a boat accident, a female passenger and 10 passenger drift to a desert island, who does most often nausea and vomiting?
A, female passenger B, male passengers C, God D, the reader

12, the world's most reliable and what is not food?
A, honest Dousha Bao B, ashamed lollipops C, radish D, beef

13, her husband found his wife at home eating his dinner, ask her husband how should I do?
A, and her eating
B, do yourself a
C, out of takeout
D, hungry do not eat

14, has capital and can store business, then only the capital there is no shop should be how to do?
A, work B, start C, a street vendor D, dole

15, a summer, a boy in the bedroom, which secretly doing something to eat, spill some on the ground. Who knows this time his girlfriend knocked on the door, the boys thought it was the floor, put the pot away and long, who knows a girl came in crying. May I ask what the boys do is eat?
A, spread egg cake, the girls chest felt like sharing omelet
B, Whitewater eggs, grab the girls are afraid of eggs
C, porridge, the girls are afraid that in poor health for boys
D, fried gourd silk, girls do not like the shredded

two essay questions.

1, please briefly discusses the significance of maydb. (5 points)

2,faux fur boots, according to the knowledge of the unit to complete the couplet. (8 points)
A temple Xiecha one I love you tender leaves of Begonia
B with two pieces of dried tangerine peel, expectorant swelling and relieve inflammation

3, said that yoga people, their ######ual capacity can be properly raised. So yoga extremely expert, trail several times a night can it? Please answer and try to demonstrate it. (8 points)

4, please try cucumber and men discussed the similarities and differences. (8 points)

5, Wu Zhongxian came after the death of God, and God said he was bad, was supposed to go to hell. But the concept is the name of his host, brought us so many jokes,Flickr SEO, let him choose what better. So come to paradise to see Wu Zhongxian
found heaven really beautiful meandering, full of bikini beauties, full of scotch. He wanted to choose here, but it is still better to see hell, and he went to hell. He stunned found that the scenery of hell and heaven, full of bikini, full of whiskey!
that how to choose?
behalf to help you choose and why. (8 points)

6, over thirty man-years, however there is a sparse beard, the more odd is that he can be stingy bare lower body. He invited you to his physiognomy, forecasting the fate of his future, what his future do? (8 points)

7, please read the passage, then answer the questions. (10 points)

a U.S. diplomat to Japan for business, Japan received him warmly. Is a passionate night of Japanese girls. Diplomats feel very energetic, the most obsessed with the girl he moans mouth full of thick tropical exotic.
entertain diplomats Japan the next day to play golf. This time, Japanese officials are preparing to play a key ball, U.S. diplomats hope that luck is on the hearts of praying their side, and suddenly he can not help but learn the voice of the girl last night, yelling loudly.
this time, Japanese officials hesitated to turn around, puzzled, said: is this right ah. Please explain why

of Japanese officials say

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