Husband and wife in the classic dialogue

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Wife: You could love me a man?
Husband: Of course (love you more than one person)
wife: If one day you can not do what?
Husband: I would cry (happy tears I shed)
wife: It is not because of me you just think life has been the color?
Husband: Yes, because of you (I understand what persecution)
wife: think I'm the best woman in the world?
husband: of course (the most poor woman)
wife: I'm your first love it?
Husband: Yes. (when pigs fly)
wife: you lying?
Husband: I swear (I lie)
wife: I am old, would you still love me?
Husband: You're not old (in my eyes you never young once)
wife: I and Maggie Cheung, who is more beautiful in your eyes?
Husband: Of course you (far worse)
wife: If only a piece of bread on the planet,brown ugg boots, and is still in your hands,mens sheepskin slippers, you give me to eat or to * eat?
Husband: Of course not for my mother to eat (not to you, I eat)
wife: I am white it?
husband; white, you fall into the coals can be recognized in a really (because you are darker than coal)
wife: I'm not fat?
her husband: that some ah. you are very slim. (Only skinny, not aesthetic.)
Wife: If a man is now pursuing my passion,ugg boots sale uk,To change the fate of the first to change their, how would you?
husband face became pale: Who? Tell me who? (I'd have to thank him for something, and then for him to eat a meal, and then send you to dress up and look at the past.) Qq sad Log

wife: Look. You nervous. I tease you it.
husband down in silence.
wife: how, angry? Little fool.
Husband: Yes. I was angry (why this is not true)
wife: If one day we get moving on the sea luxury wheels, you will like the way Jack holding Rose, took my In the bow of the ship fly?
Husband: I will certainly (did not hesitate to kick you down from the bow of the ship)
wife: If you were reincarnated, then you will continue to choose me to be your wife?
Husband: will (do not choose you, I would prefer you to be my mother)
wife: regret and I get married?
husband: How could (sorry great, several times at night I awoke crying and felt Tai Weiqu himself)
wife: you do not encounter after you better than me girl?
husband: not (ever since I know you see other girls dare you?)
men read this will laugh heart drops, women are silent read this you?