Husband: What period is it?
wife: ten.
husband: the whole it?
wife: it is too early, others do not get some sleep!
Husband: I was asking ten o'clock it?
wife: eleven and then the whole bar.
husband: your mommy,
有时间喝点, I ask you a whole is not 10:00.
wife: your mother, and 11:00 in the whole, your daytime is not to agree me you indisposed?
Husband: I'm as followsking, is immediately 10 o'clock the whole Why?
wife: a full integration,
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me, love you,
you indifferent.
me, you dismiss,
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you did not see installed.
you, drinking Red Bull,
me mouth water.
me, smoke a smoke,
you, call me to pull over.
me, Heyikoujiu,
you walked away.
me invite you for dinner,
you, faster than anybody else.
me hold your hand,
you and trembling.
me give you a kiss,
you refused to die.
you, heartless do not plan,
I determined to give up.
me, just to jump,
you only look back.
you, a alteration of heart,
me, just landing.
you, crying like a specter,
me die of regret.
sea ah. Full of water!
sky ah. Is full of smokes,
nike factory!
centipede ah. Is full of legs!
hell ah. Is full of ghosts!
pepper ah. Make spicy jaws.
friend ah, I will not let you mis
chief.
are you these friends ah, I never repent it!
Do not fantasize almost big brother only a romance;
not spoof of big sister make you spew blood;
Do not worry sister, sister is only two lines of tears;
Do not underestimate the younger brother, younger sibling but the insecticide; Do not envy
Dad, Dad a myth;
Do not bypass mother, mother a flower that annual!
Stones tells us namely everything truly love the final always gone, everything is mingle and mate the final reunion!
others have their background, and I only have back ~>_<~
tree shameless, certain death; people no sense of scandal, invincible!
Road see injustice life, howl, howl finished and went!
diamond is always, one to bankruptcy!
What is pleasure? Happiness is a cat fish, dog pork, Altman played little giant! Although the chief
flowers, I'll loose taint!
lonely namely a person's carnival, carnival namely a team of people unattended!
I left the Green Dragon, White Tiger right shoulder tattooed Mickey Mouse!
Although I look not so handsome, but a
child left nostril was also boast I looked idol!
then livestock Chopin,
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thinking of how far you go away!
your hand, hauled the dogs!
looked Eagles know the age is not a problem;
saw Brokeback Mountain, that gender is not a problem;
saw King Kong, only to find category is not a problem;
muse Ghost famous, really know the life and decease ... the native is not a problem! (^ O ^)
The farmer was caught
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vain to slay the cock, then grasped the hen to the cock said: do not let you down when the bachelor! Rooster: You thought I was silly his mother, and I go into a widow she was. . .
one woman matrimony, the conditions of friends out there are two
1. To Shuai
2. have a car
Computer help her search results ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ chess
the matron refuses to adopt the results and base the input
1. to a beautiful house
2. have a lot of money
computer to help her search results anew
~~~~~~ banks still do not dissatisfy this woman to persist to input conditions
1 To look cool but also a sense of security
2 results found result ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~ Austria Terman
still not disappointed with this woman, but also to input conditions
1. To Shuai
2. have a car
3. have a beautiful house
4. have a lot of money to look cool
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6 and also to have a sense of security
computer to help her re-search results ~~~~~~~ Altman in the bank, chess
a man going to the restroom, had just heard next gate asked: br> can be thought to myself, this next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
this time afterward asked: ? Upset and said: gay! foolish B! I mention he took an!!
correcting a preceptor of English makeup, suddenly furious: Writing ;
Princess questioned 'yes',
next summer are all alive to the Chinese
mosquito how to do it?
1. of way, to raise him
2. send him to school
3. to buy him a house
4. to assist him marry wife
5.
him the child or you can how to do it?
After all, it is your body's blood flow
v professor asked: rotten radish and fertile women have anybody similarities? A excellent school students: are insects to reprove. A mere 60 points. The other students actually get out, the answer is: because pulling late.
1. son to study agreeable, my mother scolding, scolded, the son looked at with sorrowful dad said: Why do you marry her? Father said with sad eyes: not because of you!
2. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: do not hesitate to jump down wind. standing next to the negotiators, said: ; eventually got married in every feasible path the feline raspy care of rats, mice get fat quickly, mouse is moved: 'My dear why I am so well!' cat Hey laughed: 'wait for you then a little portly to know.
4. friends to go mountain climbing, to the mountain top, a beautiful woman face of the mountains and rills shouted: motherland ah! I mother! a hidden trample on her boys quickly followed cried out: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
5. Father: You are so big, that to find a wife. Son: Yes, but a big mob, I turn to the wife do?
6. There is a God who has a piglet. He did not ambition, and just absence to get rid of pigs, pigs back to the appearance ! Once he sent distant away pig, and after his wife called and said he: Pig back? Wife: back! He said: pig called to pick me up, I lost.
Have a crazy, I do not understand where to obtain a pistol, he was hiking in a small dark lane. Suddenly encountered a young man, then do not say crazy 2 its security on the ground with guns to his head! Asked: 1 +1 = a few? Frightened young man! Thought for a long time. Replied: `` `equal to 2? Neuropathy prologue shot him without hesitation! Then pull the gun in his arms ~ cold said something: You understand too much
One day, a smart wear to dress white when shopping on the road, nailed the camera accidentally fell to the ground,
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See, handsome boy elected up the camera go out into the beauteous women nigh, running and hurrahing in front of the lady who dressed in white dress: your camera, your camera, handsome black ... gave two hand, to crash curse: you have like a duck, pedestrians can be divided into prudent sub-accused did not handsome, handsome boy that wronged, turned tail and scampered, then saw his beautiful hands holding the camera to recognize how, repeatedly shouted: I am the camera I like chicken,
celebration of the tenth commemoration of the reunification,
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Liu: I am very incited
Hu: You Jacky Cheung
Liu: tears
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LIU: Thank you, Chairman Mao
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pedal carts into the city a farmer stopped along the police on the grounds that no license plate. Recruited a board of farmers furious wrote a card hung up, police fainted by far, saw card reads: bovine B-74110
The Union: artificial appoint disloyal appoint a false residence
Second line: Pianchipianhe consciousness fooled
scroll reads: take the lure
The Union: air, and rain the next, I'm waiting for you call back
second line: for you were connate, you dead, waiting a lifetime for you
scroll reads: the erroneous human
The Union: love kin love Shimei
Second line: anti-fire security Brother
scroll reads: free love
The Union: Look behind agitated mighty militia
Second line: rotated his brain to scare off millions of daring warriors
scroll reads: My goodness!
The Union: that you can not row row row you
Second line: not all movements that do not line
not scroll reads: No
opposition the Alliance: Reviewing the elapse, ruddy rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, a gang of kids
Second line: look by the present, white rice, tortoise soup,
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scroll reads: Times
The Union: crazy for you, for your exhausted suffered for you, all sins
second line: for you, crazy for you dead bang bang you buffet the big walls
scroll reads: for love lunatic
The Union: love and be loved is hard
Second line: love in the time
preordained to scroll reads: friendship and loyalty is priceless
The Union: Love has been suspended, the position also sell at a loss, fate slide into the annual limit
Second line: Positive analytic the ox market, like not bear mall, emotion tin not be investment and long-term
scroll reads:
rapidly cover their short locations aboard the joint: boys, girls, needy savant, going
second line: premier love, love, extramarital happenings, reluctantly
scroll reads: There is no love
The Union: I love unofficially crowned
Second line: I love the folk miserable
scroll reads: Bitter
The Union: Love is love is down destiny is not in arrears Service Area
Second line: too engaged thinking no rejoinder to the feelings can not be charged
scroll reads: If the heart moves to China Unicom
● friends willing to come in the money creature diverted to fall into the sea stepping Jinshan happy muff laughable each day smiling and a happy unattached friends deserve the best Valentine's Day and then the express practice hit the Aventure! Oh O (∩ _ ∩) O ~
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