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】 【humor to call a lady architect, said that whenever a train passed, would shake her bed .

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English gentleman by the French woman with a box women wanted to seduce the British, after she complained about the body
strip lie on the cold. Mr. own quilt to her, she kept saying the cold.

to how to help you? render you. I can not jump off the train go to your mother, right? man.


3, spoon

humor】 【

Mike walked into the restaurant, ordered a soup, the waiter immediately to his client.

waiter just left, and Mike would yell out: I can not drink this soup. Huan
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you wear his coat. but it is fierce as a bull.

5, call-back humor】 【



a Scotsman to go to London, like the way to visit an old friend, but he forgot address, then to my father sent a telegram
: to know. >
humor】 【

three people to New York vacation. they are a 45 floor high-rise hotel provides a suite.

night, the building elevator failure, the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the hall.

they conferred and decided on foot back to the room, and agreed in turn to tell jokes, sing and tell stories, to reduce the
CASTLE tired.

told jokes, songs to sing, and finally climbed to the 34th floor, we all felt exhausted.

said: So happy.

7, selling books

humor】 【

a famous writer to come to bookstores to visit. bookstore owner by surprise, and quickly removed all the books, All the writers of books for
. writer came to the bookstore, the heart is very happy, asked: owner replied, flatter him, but also as an insult to him.

8, to help

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humor in the post office lobby, a woman walked in front of a middle-aged , politely said: br> After a smile and asked: plus one: bad writing, please forgive me. ...