Husband and wife , very funny , all right read a L

wife: a pro! -
Husband: Style! -
wife: and then the pro one! -
Husband: Boo! -
wife: And Well ~ ~ ~ -
husband: ... ... hooligans! -
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sleep at night, with her husband grab his arm ~, not from her husband serves him right! -
wife anxious to cropped one: old monk, you will from the Shitai it! her husband to a soft laugh. Then his wife succeeded. -
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One day, my wife get up early, give her husband left a 200 dollar on the table (his wife is a home finance minister). After work, reckoned her husband had to get up to send text messages to him: her husband, the table is for you last night service charge. -
husband back: just 200 full-service it? Gan Minger to find a rich woman. . . -
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Husband: Trinidad and Tobago today, the car people, but see the beauty in a crowded car! -
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her husband: She was kind enough to hit on me too! -
wife: She told you what to say `` (jealous) -
Husband: away from me! -
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husband will learn boredom SMS harassment: chick, give me a smile uncle! -
wife back: Keguan your weight, small women sell their bodies entertainer! -
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wife on a business trip: Chenqie can not come tonight, Shi Qin, please His Majesty to rest early, revitalized spirit,Oakley Sunglasses, turned again tomorrow -
Chenqie brand. Husband: I have three thousand concubines, not too worried about this Aifei must also durability of loneliness -
wife: It seems that **** is not coming back tonight, not kill! -
Husband: joking joking, I harem brands, though many, are all written in a person's name! -
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bored in the toilet, and her husband the way to communicate with the call: boy, got the right stuff to sing a master! -
Husband: silent in. . . -
wife: how? I can not afford the money masters are afraid? Husband: on credit of the account has not yet before it! -
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about to take things -
wife: the bag you carry it with me. -
Husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it? -
wife: I was holding it for you! 100 kilos you do, I will get something better than what you get heavier. -
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on a walk -
Wife: We have been walking the road to a piece of it. -
Husband: too far to get there, now that we can not go back. -
Wife: Well, you carry me back. -
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on clothes -
wife: this dress look good? -
husband: good-looking. -
wife: you turn me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home! -
wife: that clothes look good? -
husband: does not look good. -
wife: you will not want to buy me! -
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on chores at home -
husband: We divide the job into home. -
wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... ... -
husband: this right. -
Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, electric irons ... ... -
Husband: This ... ... OK! -
wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy groceries, utility bills, take the newspaper milk ... ... -
Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing? -
Wife: Do not worry ah. So much smoke in the kitchen, can destroy the skin, and cooking with your kid. -
Husband: You tell me you do it. -
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you,Oakley Sunglasses, comfort you ... ... -
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about the child -
wife: we want a child. -
Husband: OK. -
Wife: Do you like our children? -
Husband: Yes. -
Wife: No! You have a person like me! -
Husband: Well, well, for a person like you. -
Wife: That my child how can you not like ah! -
Husband: ... ... or do we have to children. -
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on the truth -
Wife: You see the girl more beautiful. -
Husband: What is it good-looking. -
Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I are keeping! -
Husband: pretty nice. -
Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to ignore me? -
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on eating -
wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest. -
Husband: I do not like plum. -
Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me! -
Husband: This fish is very good to eat, come. -
Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, who eat! -
husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me? -
wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I'm clean, how can you than you hold anything against me? ! -
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about to get up -
Husband: Get up, do not you get up early today to meet Well said. -
wife: Do not talk, I go to sleep. -
Husband: fast from it, to should not be late. -
Wife: You do not touch me! I want to sleep! ! -
wife: Yeah! Are the late! How do you call me! -
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on gender equality -
Husband: say gender equality, we also have equality at home is not equal? -
Wife: OK Yeah. Woman men bully you bullied several thousand years. We also need to bully you for thousands of years, then equality, it is true equality. But wait, then a few thousand years, our family had to equality. -
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of happiness -
Wife: You married me, is not it happy? -
husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work, toss the same old people, how happy I am ah? -
wife: This is your happy ah. I am not unreasonable, if I sacrifice myself to contrasting tolerance of your generosity you; I do not work to develop out of you, hearts are more than body, your ability is not good; I toss one that Yeah your life more colorful, you see, your marriage to other families not so monotonous it. -
[size = +0] drink -
wife: her husband, I want to drink! -
Husband: I'll keep on doing. PO: Yes, I just want you to me. -
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about leadership -
wife: I am not a leader on the outside,monster hats, at home and have to be leaders. You're out is to lead, must be led at home. -
Husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it? -
wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng, What kind of man! -
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on the unreasonable -
Husband: You're not unreasonable. -
wife: I've never talked to you science, home is not unreasonable place. Say you are a male, also 8 months than I do, you must let me. -
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about money -
husband: After I earned in proportion to you, and I earn too much to stay in, so motivated. -
wife: good. -
Husband: I'll give you what percentage? -
wife: one hundred and twenty percent. -
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About the Center -
Wife: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center. -
husband: I have been in our family center. -
wife: you can be my center of that center than important. -
Husband: Why? -
Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid. -
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on the idea -
Wife: We go play. -
Husband: Well, you say where to go where. -
wife: I have a mind to say to you also! -
Husband: I'm out of ideas you never agree. -
wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea Yes, and what is perfunctory! You have to constantly have an idea, until I am satisfied so far. -
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on the phone -
Wife: Why do not you call me? ! -
Husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. I waited for the results of day, or I'll call you. -
wife: I said, can I changed my mind. Ai-ling said: Women have the privilege to change his mind. -
husband: Then you did not change his mind, and I say? -
wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart is not interlinked. -
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friends on a different surname -
wife: I have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me. -
Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend. -
Wife: No! -
Husband: Why Yes I know I not. -
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. Your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not conducive to family stability. -
husband: I have acting by little. -
wife: a man, and woman as acting by a small, loss of nerve to say you! -
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on the mood -
wife: I work on the bad mood, will reduce the quality of our marriage. -
husband: I feel not good work. -
Wife: Your mental capacity should be stronger than me, because you are taller than I am large, heart than I should! -
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about the affair -
wife: now play the old TV affair, you say, you will have an affair it? -
Husband: no. -
Wife: Why? -
husband: Do you have a regret I had enough, never again to be the second! -
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wife: chick, come to accompany Grandpa Lehe Lehe -
Husband: You're Piyang out is not it? -
wife: Hey, pretty powerful,RayBan Sunglasses, uncle I love you like a man this girl! -
husband :....... -
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husband: my wife, I'm back -
Wife: Oh, Keguan, you come again, a fancy which our girls now? -
husband: Do you fall ill and you? -
Wife: Do not worry, our girl is absolutely on schedule! -
Husband: I *, I fancy you this pimp it! -
Wife: Well,red bull cap, not bondage slaves entertainer -
Husband: entertainer also OK! -
wife: Slaves in the well-known pain of castration, Keguan like to try? -
husband: ... ... -
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Husband: This time I was really angry! -
wife: I have apologized Yo, her husband do not be angry it! -
Husband: I do not want you to apologize, I just want you to just say you love me, but you would not say that! -
wife: I love my husband to and the sun rises in the east, humans naturally want to breathe the same air, you've seen called, who see the sun every day, wow, yeah the sun is rising! Who every day breathe, cry, wow, I breathe the air strike! So, ah, I love my husband does not need to shout at you every day, wow, I to love you, yeah! -