pigs back to the outside

juicy couture sunglasses


one woman marriage, the conditions of friends out there are two
1. To Shuai
2. have a car
Computer help her search results ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ chess

the woman refuses to accept the results and found the input
1 . have a beautiful house
2. have a lot of money
computer to help her re-search results ~~~~~~ bank

this woman is still not disappointed, continue to enter the conditions
1 to look cool but also a sense of security

2 results found result ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~ ~ Altman

still not disappointed with this woman, but also to input conditions
1. To Shuai
2. have a car
3. have a beautiful house
4. have a lot of money to look cool
5
6 and also to have a sense of security
computer to help her re-search results ~~~~~~~ Altman playing chess in the bank ;






a man going to the toilet, had just heard next door asked: I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: ? Upset and said: gay ralph lauren homme! silly B! I say he took one!!





correcting a teacher of English composition, suddenly furious: Writing ;
Princess answered 'yes',
next summer are all alive to the Chinese

mosquito how to do it?
1. of course, to raise him
2. send him to school
3. to buy him a house
4. to help him marry wife
5.
his children or you can see how to do it?
After all, it is your body's blood flow

v professor asked: rotten radish and pregnant women have any similarities? A wonderful school students: are insects to blame. A mere 60 points. The other students actually get out, the answer is: because pulling late.






1. son to learn good, my mother scolding, scolded, the son looked at with sad father said: Why do you marry her? Father said with sad eyes: not because of you!

2. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: do not hesitate to jump down wind. standing next to the negotiators, said: ; finally got married in every possible way the cat harsh care of rats, mice get fat quickly, mouse is moved: 'My dear why I am so well!' cat Hey laughed: 'wait for you then a little fat to know.

4. friends to go mountain climbing, to the mountain top, a beautiful female face of the mountains and rivers shouted: motherland ah! I mother! a secret crush on her boys quickly followed cried out: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!

5. Father: You are so big, that to find a wife. Son: Yes, but a big crowd, I turn to the wife do?
6. There is a God who has a pig. He did not want, and just want to get rid of pigs, pigs back to the outside ! Once he sent far away pig, and later his wife called and said he: Pig back? Wife: back! He said: pig called to pick me up, I lost.

Have a crazy, I do not know where to get a pistol, he was walking in a small dark alley. Suddenly encountered a young man, then do not say crazy 2 its security on the ground with guns to his head! Asked: 1 +1 = a few? Frightened young man! Thought for a long time. Replied: `` `equal to 2? Neuropathy opening shot him without hesitation! Then pull the gun in his arms ~ cold said something: You know too much

Do not fantasize about big brother only a legend;
not spoof of big sister make you vomit blood;
Do not worry sister, sister is only two lines of tears;
Do not underestimate the younger brother, younger brother but the insecticide; Do not envy
Dad, Dad a myth;
Do not ignore mother, mother a flower that year!
Stones tells us that everything really love the last all gone, everything is mix and match the last reunion!
others have their background, and I only have back ~>_



me, love you,
you indifferent.
me, you discharge,
you did not see installed.
you, drinking Red Bull,
me mouth water.
me, smoke a cigarette,
you, call me to pull over.
me, Heyikoujiu,
you walked away.
me invite you for dinner,
you, faster than anyone else.
me hold your hand,
you and trembling.
me give you a kiss,
you refused to die.
you, heartless do not intend,
I decided to give up.
me, just to jump,
you only look back.
you, a change of heart,
me, just landing.
you, crying like a ghost,
me die of regret.
sea ah. Full of water!
sky ah. Is full of clouds!
centipede ah. Is full of legs!
hell ah. Is full of ghosts!
pepper ah. Make spicy mouth.
friend ah, I will not let you mischief.
are you these friends ah, I never regret it!
celebration of the tenth anniversary of the reunification, Hu said, holding the hand of Andy Lau: I know you
Liu: I am very excited
Hu: You Jacky Cheung
Liu: tears
Hu : Your song I like chrysanthemum Taiwan
LIU: Thank you, Chairman Mao
5
drive carts into the city a farmer stopped by the police on the grounds that no license plate. Recruited a board of farmers angry wrote a card hung up, police fainted on the spot, saw card reads: bovine B-74110



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Reprinted from 346021902 at 13:05 on August 12th, 2010 Read (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
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