Eight jokes , 8 reason

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a wife to call the architect, said that anytime a train passed,GHD Blue Straighteners, her bed would shake.
it snapped He Wen: marquis and the French woman with a box along a woman to lure the British, who complained approximately her to strip to prevaricate down after the cold.
own quilt President gave her, she kept mentioning the cold.
I tin not jump off the exercise go to your mother, right? ;
Mike walked into the canteen, ordered a soup, the waiter swiftly to his consumer.
waiter fair left, and Mike would yell out: is that the spoon in the bad? erroneous

dining chamber, one exception humble people timidly touched distinct customer, namely person namely wearing a wrap.
, call back to London

a Scotsman, favor the direction to visit an age friend,GHD Red Straighteners, yet forgot his residence,GHD Pink Limited Edition, then sent a telex to my father: Speed ​​report!
day, he received an urgent cry back:

6, sad story

three people to New York vacation. They are in a 45th floor high-rise hotel booked a apartment.
One night,GHD IV Styling Set, the building hoist failure, the attendant planned for them to cost the night in the hall.
They conferred and judged ashore foot back to the room, and decided to take turns narrating jokes, singing and storytelling in order to decrease the labor CASTLE.
told jokes, sang songs,GHD IV Salon Straighteners, and finally ascended to the 34th floor, we all felt exhausted.
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our bitter sagacity, so humor; we humor, so happy.

7, selling books

a famous writing writer to come to visit. Bookstore employer by surprise, and rapidly cleared all the books, entire put the book writer.
author came to the bookstore, the center is quite cheerful, asked: .

8, to help

by the post bureau lobby, a female went to a middle-aged him, and politely said: ?
old madame said: What to do for you?
If you nay to help, people will dislike you as a week; if help was not absolute, might for well ... ...