A lovely couple

Wife: Kisses!
Husband: Style!
wife: and then the pro one!
husband: Boo,GHD Straighteners NZ!
his wife: also Well ~ ~ ~
husband: ... ... hooligans!

sleep at night, catch him with her husband arm ~, not from her husband hilarious!
wife impatient to cropped one: old recluse, you will from the Shitai it! her husband to a soft smile. Then his wife succeeded.

One day, my wife wake early, give her husband left a 200 greenback on the table (his wife is a home finance minister). After work, evaluated her husband had to wake to send text messages to him: her husband, the table is for you last night service dictate.
merely 200 :**** her husband back to you? Gan Minger to detect a rich woman. . .

Husband: Trinidad and Tobago today, the automobile human, but see the charm in a mobbed automobile!
:.... angry wife!
her husband: She was kind enough to hit on me too!
wife: She told you what to say `` (jealous)
Husband: away from me!

husband will learn boredom SMS harassment: chick, give me a smile uncle!
his wife back: Keguan amuse conduct, a small woman sell their bodies entertainer!

wife on a business trip: Chenqie can not come tonight, Shi Qin, please His Majesty to rest early, revitalized spirit, turned again morrow
Chenqie brand. Husband: I have 3 thousand concubines, not too anxious about this Aifei must also
durability lonely wife: It seems that **** is not coming back tonight, not annihilate!
Husband: joke joke, I The Temple brands, whereas many, are entire written in a person's label!

bored in the restroom, and her husband the course of communication with the call: chap, got the right material to sing a main!
Husband: silent in. . .
wife: how? I can not afford the money masters are scared? Husband: on credit of the account has not yet before it!


take things on his wife: the bag you carry it with me.
Husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it?
wife: I was holding it because you! 100 kilos you do, I will get someone better than what you get heavier.


wife on a walk: hike to a chip of the road we have it.
Husband: too distant to get there, as long aswe can not go back.
Wife: Well, you carry me back.


wife on the clothes: the raiment look good?
husband: good-looking.
wife: you turn me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home!
wife: that clothes look good?
husband: does not look good.
wife: you will not want to buy me!


on chores,GHD Green Straighteners, her husband: We separate the job into home.
wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the chart ... ...
husband: this right.
Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was studying the craft, and live with your kid things, like rinsing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, cordless steels ... ...
husband: this ... ... OK!
wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy groceries, utility bills,GHD Purple Gift Set, take the news breast ... ...
Husband: OKAY, OKAY, then what are you doing?
Wife: Do not fret ah. So many smoke in the pantry, can demolish the rind, and cooking with your children.
Husband: You narrate me you do it.
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, compliment you, solace you ... ...


wife about the child: we want a child.
Husband: OK.
Wife: Do you like our kid?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: No! You have a person like me!
Husband: Well, well, for a person like you.
Wife: That my baby how can you not like ah!
Husband: ... ... or do we have to children.


wife on the truth: You see the girl more pretty.
Husband: What is it good-looking.
Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I are keeping!
Husband: pretty nice.
Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to ignore me?

eat
on his wife: I dine the plum in half, quite good to dine, you eat the rest.
Husband: I do not like plum.
Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me!
Husband: This fish is very good to eat, come.
Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, who eat!
husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?
wife: you are right. I hold anything opposition you that I am better than you clean. I'm clean, how can you than you prop anything against me? ,GHD Carry Case & Heat Mat!


on her husband to get up: wake, wake,GHD Benefit Straighteners, do not you wake early today to meet Well said.
wife: Do not speak, I work to sleep.
Husband: quickly from it, to ought not be late.
Wife: You do not touch me! I want to sleep,GHD Rare Straighteners! !
wife: Yeah! Are the late! How do you call me!


husband on gender equality: equality between men say, we also have parity at home is not equal?
Wife: OK Yeah. Woman men tease you bullied several thousand years. We also absence to tease you for thousands of years, then equality, it is true equality. But await, then a few thousand years, our family had to equality.


wife of happiness: You married me, is not it happy?
husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work, toss the same old people, how happy I am ah?
wife: This is your elated ah. I am not unreasonable, whether I mash myself to contrasting tolerance of your generosity you; I do not work to amplify out of you, centers are more than body, your competence is not good; I hurl an that Yeah your life more colorful, you discern, your marriage to other families not so monotonous it.
[size = +0] drink
wife: her husband, I want to nectar!
Husband: I'll keep on doing. PO: Yes, I just want you to me.

on leadership
Wife: I was not on the outside leading in the home have to be governors. You're out is to guide, must be led at home.
Husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it?
wife: a man, Man on the outdoor face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng, What kind of man!

on unreasonable
Husband: You do not unreasonable.
wife: I've never talked to you science, family is not unreasonable area. Say you are a male, too 8 months than I do, you have to let me.


husband about money: After I earned in proportion to you, and I acquire also much to reside in, so stimulated.
wife: good.
Husband: I'll give you what percentage?
wife: one hundred and twenty percent.

Center
on his wife: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center.
husband: I have been in our family center.
wife: you can be my center of that center than major.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid.


wife on the idea: Let's go activity.
Husband: Well, you say where to go where.
wife: I have a mind to say to you also!
Husband: I'm out of minds you never accede.
wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea Yes, and what is perfunctory! You have to often have one idea, until I am satisfied even now.


wife on the phone: Why do not you call me? !
Husband: falsely accuse! Today namely no namely a good entity you give me a phone. Finally, I waited a daytime, alternatively I'll shriek you.
wife: I said, can I changed my mind. Ai-ling said: Women have the privilege to change his mind.
husband: Do you alteration your idea and I did not say?
wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart is not interlinked.

friends
wife on a different surname: I have a boyfriend, you can not mediate with me.
Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend.
Wife: No!
Husband: Why Yes I understand I not.
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not elect your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. Your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not conducive to home stability.
husband: I have acting by tiny.
wife: a man, and woman for acting by a small, loss of nerve to say you!


wife on the mood: I work on the bad mood, will decrease the quality of our marriage.
husband: I feel not good work.
Wife: Your cerebral capability should be stronger than me, because you are taller than I am large, heart than I should!


on the happening his wife: now play the old television happening, you say, you will have an affair it?
Husband: no.
Wife: Why?
husband: Do you have a rue I had enough, never again to be the second!

wife: chick, come Lehe Lehe
uncle apt attach her husband: You're Piyang out is not it?
wife: Hey, pretty mighty, uncle I love you like a man this girl!
husband :.......

husband: my wife, I'm back
Wife: Oh, Keguan, you come repeatedly, a fancy which our girls immediately?
husband: Do you fall ill and you?
Wife: Do not worry, our girl is indeed on schedule!
Husband: I *, I fancy you this pimp it!
Wife: Well, not bondage slaves
entertainer husband: entertainer also OK!
wife: Slaves in the renowned ache of castration, Keguan like to try?
husband: ... ...


Husband: This period I was really angry!
wife: I have apologized Yo, her husband do not be petulant it!
Husband: I do not want you to beg, I just want you to just say you love me, merely you would not say that!
wife: I love my husband to and the sun rises in the eastern, peoples certainly want to exhale the same climate, you've seen called, who see the sun every day, wow, yeah the sun is heaving! Who each day breathe, call, wow, I breathe the air buffet! So, ah, I love my husband does not need to shout at you each day, wow, I love you, yeah well