The maximum dim joke , do no see donot rue

11. Dormitory birthday buddy and MM out, come back by night he cried and said: Most of the girls in April this time to be a mother ah? June is the season better sobriquet? ^ _ ^


13. An foreign caught by the Chinese people. Beijing said that it sent to learn Chinese Academy of Sciences study, the Shanghai Zoo, said the exhibition to sell high-priced stamp for you,PULSERA BLANCA CON ITALIA, Cantonese eyes lit up that killed the students eat. At this time, the University saw a chap in a Department of yelling ... ...
(Note: X is a joke, not a regular answer ah ~ ~ ~)
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14. A little bird in a tree wearing a bulletproof vest happy dance. Then came a hunter,
ask: how could a bird wearing a bullet-proof vests were killed in disco? ?


15. an engineering campus student br>
16. somewhere out household maneuvering, daughter of a matron on the IUD to discourage, to place them on the daughter. For the fourth daughter, the doctor said: 4 rings, and then on to ... ... At this time the female parrots parrot said something to the man, no quickly to be raped ... ...


18. And a man, the sound is very svelte very female, so they can not find wives. To the hospital to see if I can not alteration his voice changed, the doctor checked, said: a man's voice. Later the man swimming in sea, suddenly found the shark swimming towards him, he anxiously shouted: br>
19. if:
I'm hoe Wo, but why are you called when the p.m.;
I'm clear, but why you call River chart;
I'm Legend, yet why are you shrieked Xia Chuan;
My name is reign, but why are you called wine;
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I'm bow, but why are you called eagles.
then:
I'm blood, but why you ask (... ...).
My name is Chung Yeung Festival, but why you ask (... ...).


20. a woman all want to post on the old elevator plastic surgery, the outcome N times the woman lift, forehead more symmetrical either side of two moles, and then grow a chin beard ... ...


21. Why is the junior girls are very wealthy ah?
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22. a female body savour not 1 may be able to, it looks as though no one dares to beauty chase. However, passing the cathedral daytime,PULSERA BLANCE CON ESPANA, sad under the entry of chant. Moment a thing fell to the ground, is a spike,PULSERA TRANSPARENTE CON FRANCIA! Ask, why?


23. a creek in more than 20 frogs in swimming, only a frog wearing pants, may I ask why?


24. Martians came to Earth most favor to eat? Also suggests the answer is three words.


25. Please use a 4-word clause to narrate the beauty of women absence children.


26. an old sow the bridge, the bridge can resist the heaviness of 500 kg, 300 kg weight the old sow, but it is the bridge to the middle of the bridge collapsed, may I ask how is it?


27. an ant from 15 million meters of high-altitude fell to the floor, and asked how the dead ants? (Denial of starve / thirst / die of old age and additional low-level questions)
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28. Yao Ming to work approximately the world lap, his head gone far more than the feet? (Assumption: 6,000 km radius of the Earth)


29. Monkey King's grandmother, mommy and aunt went to sing karaoke OK - brain of state to melodrama three temperaments characters.


30. If the day is bright during the day, I can say sunny. If the night is likewise very clear day, with the English say?


31. (upon you did not guess the right to mail mysteries!!!)
waterside served either to go, people to be beheaded with a cap,
the top of the grass motorcar lotus feet, Haier side of a linger at,
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looking around the flat at last, Wensheng, see the public know the right residual,PULSERA TRANSPARENTE CON BANDERA,
ten Takeshita eight places, not open space with peony flowers.


32. Tang prostitute who is the cheapest?


33. canteen there are three girls eat sausages: a licking and eating a bite to eat, a wrapped food. Q: Which girls are married?


34. classmate asked: what can make money with money?
I replied: ... ...
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35. Q: Do you know the Qing Dynasty and the Tang artistic What namely the difference you point of view?
A: know, such as Lin Qing beauty, beauty with beauty, such as Mama do not know
Tang Yang, (... ... ... ... ....)
your second line of brackets.


36. a little hooligans are molested a woman, passers-by not intercepted, this time a farmer rushed.
Tang Monk disciples at intervals to learn the way they preach Buddhism. Time talking almost his own country to resist temptation in her actions. Tang Seng, said: Journey towards the smiling monk suddenly said: and her buddy to give each other the value of 1W per MM platinum ring tokens of adore, the envy of everyone in the saliva. Who knows, behind graduation, they broke up ... ...
year later, the 2 encounter ashore the QQ.
M: How are you?
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women: no it truly agreeable, but there is a good newspaper and bad news.
M: What bad news?
Woman: A few days ago I had tubal surgery.
M: Really ah? That is always right?
F: ah.
M: You said there was good news?
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ask: What is it?


39. transferred to a new student in level, the pedagogue let her do a terse self-introduction: is the maximum smart, not necessarily to learn the best!!!


40. said,


41. Why the majority of women on the web?


42. do not worry when broken, broken only elated, what is this?
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43. medicine the pain is divided into 12 levels. Level 1 is the pain of mosquito bites, No. 12, which is the most painful one - the pain of childbirth. So I ask, 13 What is the pain class?


44. for failure of heart surgery, the patient to sing a melody to the doctor as the last words, surmise the 8-word caption.


45. Men underwear - hit a three names.


46. Yu falling into sulfuric mordant tank - to play a ailment.


47. American University,Equilibrio Xtreme, a girl brought her boyfriend back to the bedroom. They Feel the cause, the incense burner when the girl suddenly, pointing to his vest, said: conflicts that his briefs goes: , shouted: May I ask what the word is disregarded?


48. a male is climbing the cliff,Xtreme Balance, the tools he used a tether as he climbed to the altitude of the cliff, when suddenly by and by see a wolf, I saw it carrying candles and face with Yin Xiao, indicating that it is arranged to use a cord candle burns out. Cliff climbing do not want to own this tiny life on this reimbursement, anxious not, is when he Heart of a meter, facing the big bad wolf to ... ...
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I ask you: cliff ascending wolf human said or did, the results of the big bad wolf himself blew out the candle out?


49. leading to a long hand on a female secretary thighs do not push.
secretary, said: > Leadership suddenly exceedingly sorry, what to write about?


50. tall school, a buddy took me to the bookstall rude apt query the boss: . On the direction back I asked: >