A few classical jokes Kane see wrong mood .

a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door, hears the next question: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought that next door are? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: Why do you come ah?
he was very angry and said: shit ah! To why this can? !
next door asked, What time do you go?
he wants: it is estimated that there are crazy people! His chagrin, said: lawin left! !
this time next asked: which will you come to me about it, okay?
This one was surprised: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
he cursed: you TMD hell, perverted!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you a call in the quondam, I had a stupid side to B! TMD then incumbent on me old! !
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our petticoat colleagues in the unit to the bank yesterday on the bus, automobile, dressing a very gorgeous young woman. passed a satyr, standing behind her, back and forth and her physical contact. woman was furious, shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the motorcar silence, boring after a few seconds, the color man replied: 1 J8 car smiles at our colleagues, would have been a few The lad thought the girl go and busy, but also music to dead, then a station to obtain off that pervert
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