Three Old Ladies,hydraulic brick machine

[size=9pt]Three older ladies were discussing the travails[/size][size=9pt] of getting older.[/size][size=9pt]One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise[/size][size=9pt] in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."color brick[/size][size=9pt]The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."[/size][size=9pt]The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood!" as she rapped her knuckles[/size][size=9pt] on the table, then told them "That must be the door, I'll get it!" brick machine[/size]